haven't heard from the others

Dear Mrs. Macus,

I am pleased to get your email and wish to help you. However, I cannot provide any financial assistance to you, as you are not a member of my church. If there is any other way I can help you, please let me know.

Sincerely,
Rev. Adrienne Populi

On 8/5/05, elizabeth macus wrote:
>
>
>
> From Mrs Stella Macus
> Dearest in christ Mrs Adrienne Populi.
>
> My name is Mrs Elizabeth Macus,a nationality of Tanzania. I got your contact
> from the chambers of commerce here, your esteem recomendation was given to
> me as a trust worthy person thus,I decided to write you this letter.
>
> I got married to late Mr.Bassey Macus who worked with Tanzania embassy in
> Cote d'Ivoire for nine years before he died in the year Octorber 2003.We
> were married for twenty years with a child who is now in a bible school, I
> will want you to take my son (Saimon) as your own son and take a very good
> care of him as soon as the money is released to you by the bank.
>
> Before my husband's death we were both born again Christians. When my late
> husband was alive we deposited the sum of $21 Million (Tweenty one million
> U.S. Dollars) "which he acquired from gold field he inherited from his late
> father" in an International Bank here for foreign establsiment project,but
> unfortunately he did not realise the project before his death. Presently,
> this money is still with the International Bank.
>
> Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months
> due to my cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having
> known my condition I decided to donate this fund to churches or better still
> a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to
> instruct here in. I want a person or church that will use this fund to
> churches, orphanages, research centres and widows propagating the word of
> God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to
> understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.
>
> I took this decision because I and my late husband decided to use some of
> the money to work for God and my husband´s relatives are not Christians and
> I don´t want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I
> don´t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
> Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
>
> I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to. I know that I am
> going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord
> will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not want any telephone
> communication in this regard because of my health and because my late
> husband's family relatives are always around me and this could be dangerouse
> to me and my son's live if they know about the money. I don´t want any of my
> husband family relatives to recieve this money. With God all things are
> possible.
>
> As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank
> where the money is, so that they will tell you the procedures to transfer
> the money to your country. I want you and the churches to always pray for me
> because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a
> worthy Christian. I shall also personally introduce you to the bank
> management as the rightful beneficiary to the money for transfer process in
> your name.
> Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.
> Please always be prayerful all through your life.
>
> Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or
> Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will
> act accordingly as I stated here.Expecting to hearing from you soonest.
>
> Remain blessed in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
>
> Mrs. Elizabeth Macus.
>
>
> ________________________________
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introducing spammers to each other

The newest spam I've received:

Dearest one,

Complement of the season to you overthere. I am Mrs. Grace Marcus from Ivory Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my husband a couple of months ago. My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa Exporting Board until his death . He was assassinated last january by the rebelles following the political uprising.

Before his death he had up to the tune of $9.5M.USD which he deposited in one of the International Bank here of which he said it was for the importation of cocoa processing machine. I want you to do me a favour to claim this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary . I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production.

This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only son Mathew, indicate your interest in replying soonest.

Thanks and God bless you .

Mrs. Grace Marcus.

OH! Who does this remind you of??

Dear Mrs. Marcus,

I want to introduce you to Mrs. Akala. Perhaps you two can help each other out, since you both have the same situation. I mean, how many people were waiting to buy a cocoa processing machine? As I told Mrs. Akala, I can get you a better deal on a machine; you don't need to spend that much money on one.

Sincerely,
Adrienne Populi

Here's her email:
> Good Day,
>
> I am Mrs. Aniese Akala from Ivory Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my
> husband a couple of months ago. My husband was a serving director of the
> Cocoa exporting board until his death .
>
> He was assassinated last january by the rebelles following the political
> uprising. Before his death he had up to the tune of $10.5M.USD which he kept
> in one of the International Bank here, He explained to me that it was for
> the importation of cocoa processing machine.
>
> I want you to do me a favour to claim this funds to a safe account in your
> country or any safer place as the beneficiary . I have plans to do
> investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This
> is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and
> my only son Clement, indicate your interest in replying through::
> anikb67@yahoo.fr
>
>
> I hope to hear from you soon
>
> Thanks and God bless
>
> Regards,
>
> Mrs. Aniese Akala

On 8/2/05, macus grace wrote:
>
>
> Dearest one,
>
> Complement of the season to you overthere. I am Mrs. Grace Marcus from Ivory
> Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my husband a couple of months ago. My
> husband was a serving director of the Cocoa Exporting Board until his death
> . He was assassinated last january by the rebelles following the political
> uprising.
>
> Before his death he had up to the tune of $9.5M.USD which he deposited in
> one of the International Bank here of which he said it was for the
> importation of cocoa processing machine. I want you to do me a favour to
> claim this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the
> beneficiary . I have plans to do investment in your country, like real
> estate and industrial production.
>
> This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me
> and my only son Mathew, indicate your interest in replying soonest.
>
> Thanks and God bless you .
>
> Mrs. Grace Marcus.

Here's my reply to Bob's latest email.

Hi Bob!

I am glad you're feeling better! You seem like such a nice guy. I can't wait to meet you in person. I hope your cousin is as nice as you.

You never told me what you thought of the picture I sent you. Do you think we have a chance at a future together?

Do you have a picture you can send me? I want to see a photo of you! I bet you're handsome.

Love you,
Adrienne

bob's reply

Meanwhile, I had not heard from "Bob," so I decided to send him another message.

Hi Bob,

How did your medical treatment go? I'm anxiously awaiting your email! Let me know how you're doing!

Love,
Adrienne

hello Adrienne,

lots of thanks for your care.

i think an am bit better.

but the Dr said that i sholud have a one month rest that means i will go back to africa today night.

then i will send my cousine to meet you in dubai to take action. but i will join you in dubai as soon as i am on my feet.

meanwhile i will give you my telephone number immdiately i get to africa.

so please make you programmes and let me know.

regards

bob

wocka wocka wocka

Don't you love getting a spammer in trouble? Not that I believe any of this crap, but we'll see what "Anita" decides to do.

Dear Madam,

Thanks for your message. All we know is that her late husband deposited a consignment here in our custody long timle ago and consignment has overstayed in our custody.

We do not have an idea of what it contains, anyway will contact her and let her know that you have contacted us and reveal to us that consignment consists money, we she will have to explain this.

Yours faithfully,

Dr Dikko.
Director

catching up

It's been a couple of weeks since we last heard from Linda, so I decided to throw out an email to "bait" her. Let's see if/how she responds.

Dear Linda,

It has now been several weeks and the security company has not replied to the email I sent to them. I do not believe that they are being honest with you. I think you should conduct your business elsewhere.

Sincerely,
Rev. Adrienne Populi

the tables are turned

The following is an email I sent to the "security company" that Anita wanted me to contact.

Hello,

I am supposed to contact you. I thought you should know that this lady is not only rude (she keeps calling me "mister," and I am a lady), but she is trying to swindle you. As an honest woman, I can't perpetuate her lie. What should I say to her?

Sincerely,
Adrienne Populi

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: anita akala
Date: Aug 4, 2005 7:50 AM
Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR HELP
To: "adrienne p."



Dear Adrienne P,

Thanks a lot for your reply,concerns and williness to assist us in this transaction.

Thus you are required to contact security company director here in Abidjan and demand from him the procedures to claim the box,that you want to know the process of how the consignment deposited by my late husband can be released to you,I have already introduced you to him after reading your last mail.

Remember, that the security company does not know the actual content of the consignment and I do not want you to reveal this to him.All you need to do is to contact the director and tell him that you are the rightful beneficiary to the consignment with these CODES;

CONSIGNMENT INFORMATION

DEPOSTORY CODE:ASSWL68ZLH
SECURITY CODE: 2000/ASSW/TUR
SERIAL CODE: AS00457S

I am so desperate to leave this country at the slightest opportunity for security reasons, and this I depend on you, to send to me some money after the consignment must have been released to you, because I do not have any money on me now to survive on which is the reason why you need to expedite the retrival process.

I have contacted the security company Director after reading your message, I mentioned you to him that you are the rightful beneficiary to the consignment in their custody that you will contact him to know the procedures to retrieve the consignment as soon as possible.Now he is rightly waiting to hearing from you.

SECURITY COMPANY CONTACT

ASSISTANCE 2000 SECURITY AND SERVICES ABIDJAN COTE D' IVOIRE
TEL:+225 07493433 FAX:+225 21284423
EMAIL: assistance2000sec@consultant.com
CONTACT PERSON: DR HUBERT DIKKO, DIRECTOR
Mobile:+225 0749 3433

Feel free to contact him and demand from him the process to claim the consignment from their custody.

Once again,please make sure you do not reveal to the security company that the consignment contains money for safety reasons, as they beleive that it contains Family Valuables as it was decleared by my husbandr when he deposited the consignment.

I will be waiting to hearing from you soonest after your discussion with the security company's director DR HUBERT DIKKO.

Finally,I would like you to sincerely help me in this transaction and not to deny me of the money when the consignment gets to your possesion because, this is the only hope I have to survive on with my son.Or if you wish to travel down to Africa here to meet with and my son, I will so much appreciate it, but if you find it difficult to travel down, you should suggest to the security company that you wish to receive the consignment in your country that you will like to know their process to deliver the consignment to you.

I am waiting for your soonest reply,for us to conclude this transaction as soon as possible.

Your sincerely,

Mrs. Anita

clarification

Pay attention when I am talking to you.

Dear Anita,

I didn't say I wanted anything. I just said I am not a man. You referred to me as "Mr. Adrienne."

I have read your email and I am not sure how I can help you.

Adrienne

On 8/3/05, anita akala wrote:
>
> dear adrienne ,
>
> What do you want now?
>
> regards,
>
> Anita

mister?

Dear Anita,

I am not a man.

Sincerely,
Adrienne

On 8/3/05, anita akala wrote:
Dear Mr. Adrienne,

Thanks for your mail, please go through my previous message to you, so that you can understand me better.

Thanks God bless you,
Mrs. Anita

Did she even read my email?

Dearest Adrienne,

Thanks alot for your immediate reply, concern and williness to assist me in this matter. As a matter of fact I am more than happy to read your mail in which you indicated your INTEREST, I am also happy that I got the right person to entrust the money to.

First and foremost, I want you to be aware that I have discussed things with my son (CLEMENT) concerning how he will meet you as soon as the money is released to you by the bank here. I will personally introduced you to the bank's management first thing this afternoon before I go to the hospital to see my doctor for medical check up.

I shall also give to you the contact of the bank in my next message to you, after I must have introduced you to the bank Director Dr Fransis Frichet, so that he will tell you the procedures to receive the money into your foreign account.

I am not feeling very fine as I am writing you this message,I wll communicate with you to soonest, when I return from the hospital.

Finally, you should not be afraid at all to help as this transaction is 100% risk free.I hope the bank here will be able to explain to you better on what to do to receiving the money into your account there in your country.

Expecting to hearing from you soonest. Please for further communication i would like you to replt through this adress: anikb0067@yahoo.fr.

Remain blessed in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Mrs. Anita.

Dear Anita,

Do you still need me to tell you about a good, less expensive cocoa processing machine?

Adrienne Populi
CEO Productivity Machinery

thinking about you

Here's my reply to Bob's email.

Hi Bob,

I hope the medical help that you need is for nothing too serious! I'd hate to think that I won't get more emails from you. That said, I'll wait for you to return to Dubai before I start looking for plane tickets.

Can you send me a picture of you? I want to be able to picture you in my head. I'm attaching one of me. My ex took it when I was playing around in the bathtub. It's cute, don't you think?

I'm thinking about you!

Love you,
Adrienne

Here's the photo. It's not safe for work.

ferry tale

Bob wrote back to me!

Hello Adrienne ,

Compliments of the day and how are you today? hope that all is well?

lots of thanks for your mail. personaly my story sounds like a ferry tale but, it is a true life story. if you have gone through my letter carefully understude, this consignment is in dubai for now deposited in a diplomatic firm hence my search for a reliable and capable hand. therefore i will want to know you capabilty to come down to dubai so that we can take the delivery of this consingnment, open a joint account like a company account so that we can be able to transfer this fund through to your country then we can start to go about on how to invest it.

but for your infomention, i am now in India for medical reasons. i will fly back to dubai as soon as am through with treatment. all the same, you can contact me on my mobile phone number

00919819302476.

regards

Bob

this guy can't make up his mind

REQUEST FOR AN URGENT ASSISTANCE

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

Sir,

I am Bobmax from Zaire, presently known as Democratic Republic of Congo. I am the son of late Maramotto Sese Seiko, the former Central Bank Governor, during the regime of his immediate senior brother, late president Mobutu Sese Seiko of Zaire, Republic of Congo. I got your contact from Chambers of Commerce and Industry here in Dubai.

As a result of my discrete search for a reliable foreign partner, I am delighted to confront you based on a profile conviction about your experience in investment programme. I now decided to write you as well as to let you know that I need your assistance in helping me to invest my money.

In fact, I left my country with a reasonable amount of money, which belongs to my late father during the time of war in my country when the present government, controlled by President Laurent Kabila, who sent my uncle away from the presidential seat, and my father was shot by the rebels, I managed to leave the country with the sum of (US. 10,000,000.00) Ten Million US Dollars, which is with me here in Dubai, in cash as well. Hoping you will respond to my call to assist me in investing this money, because I am totally ignorant of investment and I was in school when the war broke out in my country.

For your assistance and co-operation, I have decided to bequeath to you, 15% of the total sum involved and 5% mapped out for any miscellaneous expenses that we may incur during the process of transferring this money to your country. Moreover, it is risk free in the sense that I have taken proper care of all the formalities regarding to this transaction. I am presently 30 years of age and should not be expected to withdraw this fund from the security firm where I deposited it for safekeeping till I am convinced that you can be able to take care of the transaction.

The bottom line is that we need to meet here in Dubai to arrange on the relocation of the funds to your country. Items and the things I want are:
1. Helping me to bank the money in a safe account.
2. Help me to get residential papers and giving me directions as to what to invest on.

Please give me a call as soon as you receive my message to enable me finalize with the security company, where I deposited it for safekeeping.

Best regards,
Bobmanuel

Hey Baby,

You didn't give me your phone number. How am I supposed to call you? You know, I can definitely help you with some investment ideas. I'd love to invest in the 7-star hotel you guys have in Dubai. What do you think about that? Please email me soon!

Love you,
Adrienne

no one knows what it's like to be the bad guy

Good Day,

I am Mrs. Aniese Akala from Ivory Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my husband a couple of months ago. My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death .

He was assassinated last january by the rebelles following the political uprising. Before his death he had up to the tune of $10.5M.USD which he kept in one of the International Bank here, He explained to me that it was for the importation of cocoa processing machine.

I want you to do me a favour to claim this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary . I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only son Clement, indicate your interest in replying through:: anikb67@yahoo.fr

I hope to hear from you soon

Thanks and God bless

Regards,

Mrs. Aniese Akala

Hello,

I am sorry to hear about your loss. Did your husband explain to you why the cocoa processing machine cost so much? I can get you a much better deal on them.

Adrienne Populi
CEO Productivity Manufacturers