he's becoming smitten

Dear Ms. Adrienne,
How was your night? I hope you had a sound sleep i presium. I was left thinking about somebody i have not even seen her picture, how much more when i will see you face to face. Do you have anything to say concerning my hand of relationship in your life affair.
The number i gave you was really my number +22507288787. I will be the happiest man to hear your voice at least it will give me more hope to face my future. can you send me a copy of your photograph to have a glance at.
I will be expecting your response soonest.
With love from
Mr. Owen.

just a dumb American

So I was turned down by one of my beloved email people yesterday and I was hurt, so I said that I didn't like being called a man. Talk about getting a quick response out of my guy!

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Dear Mr. Owen,

You are forgiven. I'm sorry I got upset.

I would call you but that phone number has 11 numbers in it. I think you added an extra number in there. Is it the correct number?

Yours,
Adrienne

On Thu, Feb 28, 2008 at 6:06 AM, wrote:

Hello Ms. Adrienne Populi,
I am really sorry for addressing you as Mr.; i thought that were a man so please don't be dissappointed Ok?.
I don't have anybody to talk to and if you wouldn't mind, i seek a hand of mutual relationship with you. You can call me with my number +22507288787.
Thanks for your response.
Best regards,
Mr. Owen.

since when do they turn you down?

Mr. Owen,

I'm only annoyed that you think I'm a man.

Ms. Adrienne Populi

On Wed, Feb 27, 2008 at 4:25 AM, wrote:

Mr. Adrienne,
Thanks for your willingness and sincereity to assist me, it shall be well with you. Please don't be annoyed to this my response. I got somebody yesterday and i have already introduced him to the bank as my beneficiary so thatnks.
Bye for now and may God bless you.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Lawrence owen.

Hello!

You didn't tell me your name so let me guess what it is. You look like a Sasha -- mysterious and beautiful.

Well, I don't know much about you, but I can be your friend!

Yours,
Adrienne


Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2008
07:46:51 +0200
From: lonwells51@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: message from dating website

Hi! I'm a single girl and I'm 26 years old. Please take a look at my pictures and let me know if you like them! I live in Russia and I'm going to come to your country and work over there very soon!

I don't know anybody over there and I thought it would be great to meet someone who is open to anything (as I am!). I would be happy to be friends, lovers or create a serious relationship! We will see what happens!
I hope you will write me back and I will write more info about myself and send more photos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am writing from my friend's email address, so please make sure you do not reply directly to this email.
Email me at pbaritonelfa@yahoo.co.uk only.
if you don't use my personal email address then I won't be able to read your reply and write you back. So it is very important that you get it right. Ok, I guess it is now your turn. Hope to hear from you today. Bye!!

establishing rapport

My dear friend,

God has indeed sent you to me. I was checking my email today and saw your message and knew that I had to reply.

I run an orphanage for children. The orphanage is part of the Church where I am a teacher.

I would like to help you. Please tell me what I must do.

God Bless,
Adrienne

> Date: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:21:58 +0100
> From: lawrenceowen@centrum.cz
> Subject: To whom it may concern.
> To:
>
> To whom it may concern.
> I am a bonafied indigen from the native land of Kataka Monronvia in Liberia West Africa. My name is Lawrence Owen the surviving son of Late Chief Owen Bokar the owner and chief Executive Officer of OWEN GOLD AND DIAMOND COMPANY LIMITED Buaki in Cote d' Ivoire West Africa. My father died on the 17th day of May 2001 at orthopedic international hospital Monrovia in Liberia as a result of Kidney Disease called Poly-cystic Kidney Disease (PKD) which the doctor confirmed to be hereditary.
>
> During his sick period, he Secretly called me on a faithful day and told me that he has the sum of $25m.usd. (Twenty-Five Million United States dollars) left in a suspend account in a Bank in Abidjan, the capital city of Cote d' Ivoire which he used my name as his only son for the next of kin in deposit of the fund. He also explained to me that he deposited the money with open beneficiary, that I should seek for a God fearing foreigner in any country of my choice that will stand as the beneficiary to have the deposited money transferred to his or her account for both i and my younger sister Martins Owen to further our education and investment purposes if the sickness happens to claim his life.
>
> Dear Friend, we are honorably seeking your assistance to be the beneficiary of the money because i went to the bank to withdraw some money for our up keeping and i was told by the bank that i have no right of withdrawal without the beneficiary. It is based on this issue that i have contacted you to be the standing beneficiary of our money. Your share of percentage as our beneficiary is negotiable and every of our agreement have to be documented and backed up by a legal practitioner to avoid betrayal.
>
> This transaction is not confidential in any form. I will give you more information covering the deposited money when i receive your response. I await your reply.
>
> Yours sincerely,
> Lawrence Owen.

the great wall of china

from adrienne p.
to henryeze14@hotmail.fr, patmanko13@yahoo.com
date Feb 16, 2008 5:17 PM
subject Re: From: Patrick Manko

Hello my friend!

It has been so long since I have heard from you. I remember Henry. I'm glad to hear that the transaction went through.

Wow, I can't believe you're in China now, Henry. Send me a picture of you on the Great Wall! I love the Great Wall! I've always wanted to visit! This way, I can say that I know someone who's been there and it'll be like I was there myself!

I can't wait to hear from you!

Your friend,
Adrienne

> From: patmanko13@yahoo.com
> To:
> Subject: From: Patrick Manko
>
> From: Patrick Manko
>
> Dear Good friend
>
> Compliments of the season to you,
>
> How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?, You may not
> understand why this mail came to you.But if you do not remember me or my
> colleague, you might have received an email from us in the past regarding a
> million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded with you. I am using
> this opportunity to inform you that this million-dollar business has been
> concluded with the assistance of another partner from United Kingdom (London)
> who financed the transaction to a logical conclusion.I thank you for
> your great
> effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason
> or the other best known to you.
>
> But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of
> the Africa to my new partner's account in UK who assisted me in this great
> venture but now I am in China for business mission, Due to your effort then,
> sincerity, courage and trust worthiness shown during the course of the
> transaction.I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum
> of $500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand united State Dollars Only) I have left a
> certified international bank draft for you worth of $500,000.00.
>
> My dear friend I will like you to contact my secretary Mr. Henry Eze, on his
> direct email address at: (henryeze14@hotmail.fr) for the collection of your
> bank draft.I authorized him to release the Bank Draft to you
> whenever you contact him regarding it. At the moment, I'm very busy here in
> China because of the investment projects, which I and my new partner
> are having
> at hand.Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is
> from the bottom of my heart,Also comply with Henry Eze's directives so that he
> will send the draft to you without any delay.
>
> CONTACT: Henry Eze
> Email: henryeze14@hotmail.fr
>
> Therefore, you should contact him and send him your telephone number/your
> current mailing address,{Home or Office} where you want him to send the draft
> to you.
>
> Thanks and God bless you and your family.
>
> Mr. Patrick Manko

Oh! He faked me!

Well, I hope Joanne isn't his wife, because now I am emailing Joanne!

to		joanne.reeves@optusnet.com.au,
date		Fri, Feb 15, 2008 at 12:41 PM
subject		Fwd: hi

Oh, Terry, you break my heart. You offer me a once in a lifetime business deal and then give me a fake email address? For shame!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: adrienne p. <goawayjerk@gmail.com>

Date: Fri, Feb 15, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Subject: Re: FW: hi
To: mrt_orr1@yahoo.com

Hi Terry,

I'm interested in the business deal, but I have to know that I can trust you. Your email says it came from someone named Joanne. Who's Joanne? Is it your wife? I don't want to be causing marital problems!

Adrienne

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Have you missed me?

Hi Terry,

I'm interested in the business deal, but I have to know that I can trust you. Your email says it came from someone named Joanne. Who's Joanne? Is it your wife? I don't want to be causing marital problems!

Adrienne

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‏
From:	terry (joanne.reeves@optusnet.com.au)
Sent:	Fri 2/15/08 12:12 AM
Reply-to:	mrt_orr1@yahoo.com
To:	terry3 (joanne.reeves@optusnet.com.au)

Hello,
I am Mr. Terry Orr and i work with Lloyds TSB Bank plc.
I have a business proposal for you worth 16 million pounds. With a response from you confirming your interest, I'll let you know the full details of the business.Please kindly reply me in my private email address :mrt_orr1@yahoo.com
Awaiting your response.
Regards,
Terry