Friday, February 24, 2006

from Russia with love

I had a reply from my Russian mail order bride...ok, so she's not really a mail order bride, but you get the idea.

Hi Barbie,

I am sorry it took me so long to write back to you. It's not because I don't love you and want to marry you, it's because I've been trying to get the paperwork ready for you. I have everything together, but it's going to take some more time, since Virginia won't allow two women to get married.
Tell me, what do you want to do?

Adrienne Populi

On 1/10/06, Olga Gedz wrote:
Hello! Have a good day, Thank you for reply! it is my first time I try to correspondence with man in internet world.

I do hope you will be enough patient to understand my writting. my friend helped me to send my letters to different males and I do hope that I will be lucky to meet good man!

I see that your reply is short and I think It is all right because you are astonished to see my letter in your mail box.

I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any great secrets. The thing is that I will work abroad for three months or so and I would like to meet a nice man to be my guide or just be good friend to spend time with. I think that it is hard enough to live in foreign town without friends and I have never been abroad. I am from not too big town here in Russia, I am afraid to be lost. and I want to see real life and it is impossible to see without person who knows all sides of the life. I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here, it is hardly possible to
explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.

I will work in any shop or look after any babies in any family I will know exactly later. agency helps me to get a visa and all travel documents and job for six months. It is special programme for young people who wants to work abroad and know english and I think it is the right way for me I am lost here, and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place. I want to repeat the same way, it is only my chance to change my life. Agency can arrange my work in USA, CANADA or ENGLAND.

it is only my choice. I am full of plans and different dreams. I have real blonde hair and blue eyes, sometimes my friends call me Barby. to be fair I don't like this name . I am not doll and I have my own mind. I do hope that you will be not disappoined to meet me in the real life if we meet.

Well, I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply. I will leave my town in a few days or so (I can't tell you everything exactly right now) and I would like to be sure that I have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I would like to find a man to spend all free time together to get to know each other better. if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too. My be it sounds silly but I just don't want to be alone in the evenings, and I want to be sure in advance that somebody waits for me! I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and want to meet me! it is my real personal mail address please use this one because it was my friend address. I would like to thank her for help!. I will send different pictures if you reply.

with best regards Olga.

and how your name write in Englsih, I mean right writting?

liars make the world go 'round

I called Ngoy on his lie. What he doesn't know is that I was lying, too.


I can't believe you lost my photo. What kind of man are you?

I'm going to break up with you. I'm tired of your game. I called and spoke to a man and he said he didn't know you. Why would you lie to me?


On 1/13/06, ngoy mark wrote:

Thanks for your mail.however my good friend, i am sorry not to get back to you as well my good friend.ifact i want to know from you , the number which you called and someone answer you okay.

Again my dear , when are you going to be here in africa.send me back again your photo ok.

Ngoy Mark.

won't they catch on?

Sorry for the lack of updateage on my end, my dear readers. I've been sick and not up to playing around with the scammers.

Remember George? He wrote me back.

Dear Adrienne,
Thank you very well for your good respond, I am very happy to get your responds.
I fast and prayed for some days before my God directed me to do this transaction with you, I want you to stand as the next of kin to our late costumer Engr J.C. Adrienne who deposited the sum of $21 Million USD with our bank I contacted you because you have the same name with the deceased costumer if I present you to our bank the board of directors will approve the claim and their will effect the transfer into your bank account. I have allready hired a lawyer that will get all the documents that will cover you and the money to your bank account.
what I want you to do now is to send me your full name your full address and also your phone and fax for easy contact. as soon as you send this information to me the lawyer will send you a text of application form where you will fill your bank account information and send it to the foriegn deparment of our bank for immediate transfer of the fund into your bank account. I will be waiting for this information so that we can comence as you know that this kind of oppurtinity did not come allways so we have to grab it.
you can call me on my phone 00 229 97-695456 for us to talk more on this life time oppurtinity.
thanks once again and remain blessed.

My reply?

Hello my dear,

I am not sure if I can pretend to be the next of kin, as my last name is Populi, not Adrienne. Won't they get suspicious that he has my first name?