Wednesday, September 14, 2005

oliver the otter

Hi Charles!

I am so glad that you decided to reach out and email me. I'm confused, however; what's a "tter"? Do you mean otter? Or letter? The reason I am asking is because a good friend of mine, Janet White, stole my pet otter. I think she's trying to take my inheritance as well. Don't believe a word she says! She's a liar and a thief!

Please, write me back and let me know if she brought you Oliver, my Otter.

Thanks a million!
Adrienne Populi


On 9/8/05, CHALES SOLUDO < charles_soludo@mailtocbn.com > wrote:
FROM THE DESK OF:
PROF CHARLES SOLUDO
CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR
MARINA STREET,
LAGOS-NIGERIA
TEL:234-805-266-0981

ATTENTION: YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS

THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZZETED TO BE RELEASED, VIA KEY TELEX TRANSFER (KTT ) -DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOU OR THROUGH OUR LONDON OFFICE BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE FUND TRANSFER.

MEANWHILE, A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A TTER, CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE. HERE ARE HER INFORMATIONS:

NAME JANET WHITE
BANK NAME: CITI BANK
BANK ADDRESS:ARIZONA, USA.
ACCOUNT Number: 6503809428.

PLEASE, DO RECONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE, AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS WOMAN IS FROM YOU SO THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING INTO THE WRONG ACCOUNT NAME. IF THIS WOMAN IS NOT YOUR REP, YOU ARE REQUESTED TO FILL AND SEND THIS INFORMATIONS FOR VERIFICATIONS PURPOSES SO THAT YOUR FUND VALID US $12.5M US DOLLARS WILL BE REMMITTED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT INFO.THIS FUND IS AS A RESULT OF INHERTANCE ON YOUR BEHALF.

1. YOUR NAME:
2. YOUR FULL ADDRESS:
3. YOUR TELEPHONE:
4. FAX:
5. AGE:
6. SEX:
7. YOUR OCCUPATION:
8. YOUR VALID ACCOUNT DETAILS:

AS SOON AS WE RECIEVE THIS, WE WILL COMMENCE WITH ALL NESSCCARY PROCEEDURES IN OTHER TO REMMIT THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

THE CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR, EXECUTIVE, BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE INHERITTANCE FUND HAVE APPROVED AND ACCREDITED THIS REPUTABLE BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE / FOREIGN OPERATIONS,TO HANDLE AND TRANSFER ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS THIS SECOND QUARTER PAYMENT OF THE YEAR.

HOWEVER, WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID MRS.WHITE, IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHEN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY.

WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCOVINENCE THE DELAY INTRANSFERING OF THIS FUND MUST HAVE CAUSE YOU.

BEST REGARDS,
PROF CHARLES SOLUDO
CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR

CC: ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS
CC: SENATE PRESEDENT
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the letter really from the Charles Soludo who is talked about in http://www.cenbank.org/OUT/SPEECHES/2005/pdf%2010-11-05.pdf and the Website on the Nigherian Central Bank. Maybe somebody is trying to frame the guy or something. I got the same letter and am getting answer mails to all my queries (for kicks of course). On checking up on Janet White I was led to your Blog page.

6:16 PM  
Blogger go away jerk said...

Nope!

You should send me some of the emails. I'll publish them, under whatever name you want.

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sir i got mail like that.. what i have to do? i cant understand what's that plz send that details to my mail id plz sir this is my mail id mannar_nani@yahoo.co.in..

1:40 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home