<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439</id><updated>2011-12-14T21:34:41.792-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nigerian spam turns me on</title><subtitle type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/goawayjerk/nigerianscam.gif"&gt;</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>129</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-2156911906591360063</id><published>2009-05-13T14:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T14:56:16.804-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Is me Miss Naomi writting you this mail.‏</title><content type='html'>My dearest Naomi,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your letter has brought a smile to my face. Unfortunately, I am already in a relationship wherein I must cash money orders for a woman by the name of Nikita Aime. She told me that she has a sister who she hasn't been able to reach; perhaps that is you? Please write me back so that I may help you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  ----- Original message -----&lt;br /&gt;From:  naomi aime (nn_aime9@msn.com)&lt;br /&gt;Sent:  Wed 5/13/09 1:47 PM&lt;br /&gt;To:  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM: MISS NAOMI AIME&lt;br /&gt;ABIDJAN, COTE D`IVOIRE,&lt;br /&gt;WEST AFRICA.&lt;br /&gt;EMAIL:naomi.aime@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Dearest,&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into relationship with you. I have believe that you are a responsible and trustworthy person I can do relay with, for a partner and by matter of trust I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere transaction.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I am Miss Naomi Aime 22 years of age and the only child of late Mr &amp; Mrs Desmond  Aime whom was killed by the rebels that attacked our country cote d'Ivoire west Africa and took over our town (BOUAKE). I ran to Abidjan the economical capital of Cote d’Ivoire from were I am contacting you now. Before the death of my father he told me that he has a sum of UUS$9,000,000(Nine million united states dollars)) kept in a private security company in Cote d’Ivoire in my name as the next of kin.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Dear, in the capacity of the next of kin and with all the documents in my hand now, I am contacting you with due sense of humanity that you will give it a sympathetic and mutual consideration.&lt;br /&gt;I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;(1) To serve as the guardian of this fund and to come assist me visit the security company here to retrieve the consignment.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;(3) To provide good investment plans for the fund and an account where this money would be transferred to.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Moreover, I am willing to offer you %20 of this money for your assistance.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Furthermore, Please I want you to keep this transaction to your self for my security here, until it finally comes to your account. I'm anticipating hearing from you immediately for more details.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Thanks and God bless.&lt;br /&gt;Yours sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;Naomi Aime.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-2156911906591360063?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/2156911906591360063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=2156911906591360063' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/2156911906591360063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/2156911906591360063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2009/05/is-me-miss-naomi-writting-you-this-mail.html' title='Is me Miss Naomi writting you this mail.‏'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-3050847053330084587</id><published>2008-04-03T13:50:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T13:58:09.294-04:00</updated><title type='text'>HERE IS MY PICTURES.</title><content type='html'>You didn't send me anything. You need to attach the photo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2008/3/26 lawrenceowen@centrum.cz wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Note from Adrienne: I deleted the html of his inbox that he sent me because it was messing up the html of my blog.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-3050847053330084587?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/3050847053330084587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=3050847053330084587' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/3050847053330084587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/3050847053330084587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/04/here-is-my-pictures.html' title='HERE IS MY PICTURES.'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-4486160546726848228</id><published>2008-03-17T11:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-17T11:04:24.085-04:00</updated><title type='text'>we will reimburse you for your expanses</title><content type='html'>Dear Mark,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope I am replying to the correct email address. I received an email from your associate, Nora.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am interested in this position. I have never been to Zurich and would like to see the country. I am 30 years old. Right now I don't have a phone number as it's not working, but it should be fixed in a few days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is good to hear that my expanses will be covered as I tend to gain weight around the holidays. I will make sure to keep my receipts for you so that you can reimburse me for that! My gym trainer will be very happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On , 16 Mar 2008 17:52:00 +0800, Nora Riley &lt;teh@hq.kishou.go.jp&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Hello,&lt;br /&gt;    My name is Mark Sanderson. I'm the human resources department manager of "Business software Pro". I have looked through your resume at and think you can be one of the candidates for the position we offer.&lt;br /&gt;    Our company "Zurich Gruppe (Deutch Division)" is seeking for Financial Services Commercial Account Manager:&lt;br /&gt;    Responsibilities include: Handle current commercial accounts, basic computer skills to track day to day activity, expand client data base assets management, simple management activities.&lt;br /&gt;    Salary:&lt;br /&gt;    $35.000 - $50.000 USD&lt;br /&gt;    There is no start up fees, no training fees. NOTHING – this is what you have to pay before and even during work with us. All the expanses you make we will 100% returned to you (when the receipts are provided).&lt;br /&gt;    We would love to see you among our team. Please, let us know as soon as possible, because we need the person for this position immediately.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    If you're interested send your full name, phone number, age to: manager@zurichna-ltd.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ZURICH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Germanu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Ko ln, Riehler Stra, 50668&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    +49-228-268-4573&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-4486160546726848228?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/4486160546726848228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=4486160546726848228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/4486160546726848228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/4486160546726848228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/we-will-reimburse-you-for-your-expanses.html' title='we will reimburse you for your expanses'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-6471509347458586174</id><published>2008-03-14T12:50:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-14T13:02:46.465-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Nice try, scammer</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;If you have a problem with answering the person's simple request, don't expect them to give you a real email address or to call you. I asked Owen/Lawrence whatever his name is for a photo and to explain what Myco is (he keeps changing his name on me) and look what he sent to me. First he sent back &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/my-dear-adrienne-am-sorry-for-my-last.html"&gt;this email&lt;/a&gt; and then a new one that I supposedly wrote to him. The subject line's "HERE IS MY PICTURES."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This blog's here to show what liars these scammers are. It's not like I'm the one randomly emailing people to try and take their money. I reply because I'm tired of getting the spam!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nice try, wise guy. I wouldn't make those kind of spelling errors or lies. All you had to do was send me one photo of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Goodbye and have fun scamming people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Thu, Mar 13, 2008 at 10:32 PM, &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Dear Mr Owen,&lt;br /&gt;    I'll give you my second email address and my real photograph if you promise to stand as my beneficiary because here in America all my relatives deserted me when my father was killed in New York four years ago.&lt;br /&gt;    I love you and i will marry you if you will be sincere and faithful as you promised me.&lt;br /&gt;    With unfeign love from Adrienne.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-6471509347458586174?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/6471509347458586174/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=6471509347458586174' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6471509347458586174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6471509347458586174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/nice-try-scammer.html' title='Nice try, scammer'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-6429327106584518704</id><published>2008-03-12T11:05:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-12T11:05:37.243-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Just give me a call baby.</title><content type='html'>I'll give you my second email address if you send me a picture of you and if you explain what Myco means.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 6:55 AM, &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Adrienne my dear,&lt;br /&gt;    I don't when you change from calling me Mr. Owen to Lawrence; I will not respond to any of your mails anymore via this your goawayjerk@gmail.com : If you need to hear from me again just send me your second email address.&lt;br /&gt;    I remain yours,&lt;br /&gt;    Myco.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-6429327106584518704?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/6429327106584518704/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=6429327106584518704' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6429327106584518704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6429327106584518704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/just-give-me-call-baby.html' title='Just give me a call baby.'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-6870559502480994935</id><published>2008-03-10T17:56:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-10T17:56:41.832-04:00</updated><title type='text'>BABY I LOVE YOU OK. THANKS.</title><content type='html'>Hi Lawrence,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What does Myco mean? I've never heard that word used before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You said some awful things in your last email to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Mon, Mar 10, 2008 at 10:08 AM, &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Dear friend,&lt;br /&gt;    Thanks. You know that we are not quarrelling, can we be friends?&lt;br /&gt;    If you accepts my request, just call me so that we can talk on phone or send me your phone number so that i will call you.&lt;br /&gt;    Best regards&lt;br /&gt;    Myco.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-6870559502480994935?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/6870559502480994935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=6870559502480994935' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6870559502480994935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6870559502480994935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/baby-i-love-you-ok-thanks.html' title='BABY I LOVE YOU OK. THANKS.'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-6632399260343206715</id><published>2008-03-08T16:47:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-08T16:58:18.188-05:00</updated><title type='text'>HAHA</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Before I post the latest from Owen, let me just say that his latest email has amused me greatly. I guess he didn't like having someone play his little game with him. Sorry, not everyone on the Internet is going to fall for your stupid games of a mysterious benefactor who'll give you money! I hope that he learns that telling a woman that he loves her two days after meeting her online isn't that smart. When a woman asks for more information about him and he doesn't provide it, she's going to be upset! Oh, and for the record, Owen, honey, nothing about Adrienne is real. This is a character that I made up for the sole purpose of replying to scammers like you!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are angry because I did not let you scam me? What you do is illegal. This email account and the blog I use are to expose people like you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a good day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Sat, Mar 8, 2008 at 5:09 AM, &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;OK DO YOU WANT ME TO BE A TERRORIST instead of a scamist?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;    Why do you limit wisdom to yourself alone? Don't you know that the wiseness of this ages is foolishness before God Almighty. Don't you know that it is written even before the foundation of this world that " curse is he who did not keep all that is written in the law ". Why are you placing yourself in the bar of God claiming that you are a good patroitisim by thinking that you stupid attitude of placing my converstaion with you on net. Where were you whan your great ground father's were capturing our great groung father's and and use them as slaves? Why did'nt you place their illegal actions on google net? or have you not read that what you sow you must suely reap.&lt;br /&gt;    If you must know, what you are don't is just putting your soul in fire because last night you went about furnicating and you claim to be doing what please God without knowing you scam is bettter than living a life full of illicit sexual acts.&lt;br /&gt;    I will like to have you as a friend to tell you some certain things you don't know because there is no end to wisdom.&lt;br /&gt;    Even President Bush himself and his governing officials are happy that nigerian are into scam and not into terrorisim. Ok baby, do want me to be a terrorist?&lt;br /&gt;    Get back to me because i am capable of sending you money to visit me here in africa so that i will cruse you around and you enjoy life here in this third world country.&lt;br /&gt;    My is myco and i will give every information concerning me on phone if you cares.&lt;br /&gt;    I love you baby. bye for now and leave that fucking thig you are doing because you can not stop us from sucking people as a revenge of what your great parents did to our fathers.&lt;br /&gt;    Just he Myco.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-6632399260343206715?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/6632399260343206715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=6632399260343206715' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6632399260343206715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6632399260343206715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/haha.html' title='HAHA'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-4859460283635496640</id><published>2008-03-06T12:06:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T13:59:44.458-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I will send you small cash tomorrow ok?</title><content type='html'>What is this? You sent me my message and a bunch of stuff I can't read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2008/3/6 &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Dear Mr. Owen,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    How dare you?? You think that I would send you a nude photograph of me? I was not naked in that photo! I was wearing my favorite swimsuit. I told you that I was at a party when that was taken. It was a beach party. You can see where the swimsuit ties together (the white cord). It's underneath my neck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    I don't like being accused of things that I am not. I told you in my first email that I run an orphanage and that I am a teacher for the children there. I already told you that I won't call you until I know you better. I don't know what you do. We just met last week. You are a stranger to me. For all I know, you could be a dangerous man. You still haven't sent me a photograph of you and I asked for one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    I've been praying that I'll find a nice, trustworthy man. It would be nice if you were the one. I want to trust you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Adrienne.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Note from Adrienne: I deleted the html of the ING page that he sent me. It was in Portuguese but it was also messing up the html of my blog.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-4859460283635496640?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/4859460283635496640/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=4859460283635496640' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/4859460283635496640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/4859460283635496640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/i-will-send-you-small-cash-tomorrow-ok.html' title='I will send you small cash tomorrow ok?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-7320730758782692579</id><published>2008-03-05T15:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-05T15:47:14.195-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My dear Adrienne, am sorry for my last mail please.</title><content type='html'>Dear Mr. Owen,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How dare you?? You think that I would send you a nude photograph of me? I was not naked in that photo! I was wearing my favorite swimsuit. I told you that I was at a party when that was taken. It was a beach party. You can see where the swimsuit ties together (the white cord). It's underneath my neck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't like being accused of things that I am not. I told you in my first email that I run an orphanage and that I am a teacher for the children there. I already told you that I won't call you until I know you better. I don't know what you do. We just met last week. You are a stranger to me. For all I know, you could be a dangerous man. You still haven't sent me a photograph of you and I asked for one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been praying that I'll find a nice, trustworthy man. It would be nice if you were the one. I want to trust you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 3:58 AM, &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Dear Ms. Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;    I am so sorry for my last mail as you know; i did't expect seeing your nudity photograph because i am easily influence emotionally more especially when i see the naked body of a woman. Forgive me for been so dramatic but one of the reasons that motivated me to call you a deceiver is because you have bluntly refuse to give me a call.&lt;br /&gt;    Adrienne, IF YOU ARE REALLY GENUINE AS YOU SAID, GIVE ME YOU DIRECT LINE LET ME CALL YOU BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IF YOU CARES FOR MY MUTUAL RELATIONSHIP YOU WILL CALL ME SO HERE IS MY DIRECT LINE AGAIN +22507288787.&lt;br /&gt;    I will be anticipating your response and call. If you are sincere with yourself, have a believing hope that you will see me very soon in your country as long as you are willing to give me an invitation letter.&lt;br /&gt;    Best Regards and with love from&lt;br /&gt;    Mr. Owen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-7320730758782692579?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/7320730758782692579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=7320730758782692579' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/7320730758782692579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/7320730758782692579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/my-dear-adrienne-am-sorry-for-my-last.html' title='My dear Adrienne, am sorry for my last mail please.'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-1220597200057173545</id><published>2008-03-04T11:54:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-04T14:40:13.295-05:00</updated><title type='text'>his subject line: I didn't know that you are a deceiver Adrienne.</title><content type='html'>Dear Mr. Owen,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is my picture. It was taken at a party. How dare you accuse me of lying! I think you must have a guilty conscience because now that you see my picture, you do not want to know me. That is not the words of a true gentleman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had thought you were someone I could trust but it seems I was wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 5:07 AM, &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Dear Ms. Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;    Thanks for your mail. I am doubting the veracity of your mail till tomorrow because the spirit in me has caused me to distrust your mail and photograph you sent me but all the same i will use this forum to inform you that i am incapable of great disimulation and hypocrisy and i will be the last person to give you fake information. The picture you sent me wasn't you real picture and all my place was to visit you over their in your country one day but your lying comments is scaring me so i don't think that we can proceed with my request of having you hand in my life in the name if emotional relationship.&lt;br /&gt;    Bye for now and MAY GOD BE WITH YOU WHEREEVER YOU MAY GO.&lt;br /&gt;    Best regards,&lt;br /&gt;    Mr. Lawrence Owen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-1220597200057173545?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/1220597200057173545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=1220597200057173545' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/1220597200057173545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/1220597200057173545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/his-subject-line-i-didnt-know-that-you.html' title='his subject line: I didn&apos;t know that you are a deceiver Adrienne.'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-2633309302314205461</id><published>2008-03-03T16:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-03T16:23:36.173-05:00</updated><title type='text'>let's see if he missed her...</title><content type='html'>Dear Mr. Owen,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How was your weekend? I was away for the weekend and just received your email now. I hope you had a good weekend and didn't forget about me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd like to call you but I think I want to get to know you better first. What do you like? I like playing games with the children at our school. They are a blessing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P4Bhk9w4oTk/R8xsMFRcDeI/AAAAAAAAAAo/OHTkusEiZcw/s1600-h/adrienne.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P4Bhk9w4oTk/R8xsMFRcDeI/AAAAAAAAAAo/OHTkusEiZcw/s320/adrienne.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173629026771406306" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a picture of me. Now that you've seen my picture, can I see yours?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Fri, Feb 29, 2008 at 3:37 AM, &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Dear Ms. Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;    How was your night? I hope you had a sound sleep i presium. I was left thinking about somebody i have not even seen her picture, how much more when i will see you face to face. Do you have anything to say concerning my hand of relationship in your life affair.&lt;br /&gt;    The number i gave you was really my number +22507288787. I will be the happiest man to hear your voice at least it will give me more hope to face my future. can you send me a copy of your photograph to have a glance at.&lt;br /&gt;    I will be expecting your response soonest.&lt;br /&gt;    With love from&lt;br /&gt;    Mr. Owen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-2633309302314205461?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/2633309302314205461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=2633309302314205461' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/2633309302314205461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/2633309302314205461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/03/lets-see-if-he-missed-her.html' title='let&apos;s see if he missed her...'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P4Bhk9w4oTk/R8xsMFRcDeI/AAAAAAAAAAo/OHTkusEiZcw/s72-c/adrienne.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-8450569018019998040</id><published>2008-02-29T12:12:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-29T12:12:22.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>he's becoming smitten</title><content type='html'>Dear Ms. Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;How was your night? I hope you had a sound sleep i presium. I was left thinking about somebody i have not even seen her picture, how much more when i will see you face to face. Do you have anything to say concerning my hand of relationship in your life affair.&lt;br /&gt;The number i gave you was really my number +22507288787. I will be the happiest man to hear your voice at least it will give me more hope to face my future. can you send me a copy of your photograph to have a glance at.&lt;br /&gt;I will be expecting your response soonest.&lt;br /&gt;With love from&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Owen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-8450569018019998040?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/8450569018019998040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=8450569018019998040' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/8450569018019998040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/8450569018019998040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/02/hes-becoming-smitten.html' title='he&apos;s becoming smitten'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-4955664494551439747</id><published>2008-02-28T17:31:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-28T17:38:10.133-05:00</updated><title type='text'>just a dumb American</title><content type='html'>So I was &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/02/since-when-do-they-turn-you-down.html"&gt;turned down&lt;/a&gt; by one of my beloved email people yesterday and I was hurt, so I said that I didn't like being called a man. Talk about getting a quick response out of my guy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Mr. Owen,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are forgiven. I'm sorry I got upset.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would call you but that phone number has 11 numbers in it. I think you added an extra number in there. Is it the correct number?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yours,&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Thu, Feb 28, 2008 at 6:06 AM, &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Hello Ms. Adrienne Populi,&lt;br /&gt;    I am really sorry for addressing you as Mr.; i thought that were a man so please don't be dissappointed Ok?.&lt;br /&gt;    I don't have anybody to talk to and if you wouldn't mind, i seek a hand of mutual relationship with you. You can call me with my number +22507288787.&lt;br /&gt;    Thanks for your response.&lt;br /&gt;    Best regards,&lt;br /&gt;    Mr. Owen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-4955664494551439747?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/4955664494551439747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=4955664494551439747' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/4955664494551439747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/4955664494551439747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/02/so-i-was-turned-down-by-one-of-my.html' title='just a dumb American'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-4460049658580399322</id><published>2008-02-27T11:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-27T11:30:26.847-05:00</updated><title type='text'>since when do they turn you down?</title><content type='html'>Mr. Owen,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm only annoyed that you think I'm a man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms. Adrienne Populi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Wed, Feb 27, 2008 at 4:25 AM, &lt;lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Mr. Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;    Thanks for your willingness and sincereity to assist me, it shall be well with you. Please don't be annoyed to this my response. I got somebody yesterday and i have already introduced him to the bank as my beneficiary so thatnks.&lt;br /&gt;    Bye for now and may God bless you.&lt;br /&gt;    Yours sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;    Mr. Lawrence owen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-4460049658580399322?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/4460049658580399322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=4460049658580399322' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/4460049658580399322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/4460049658580399322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/02/since-when-do-they-turn-you-down.html' title='since when do they turn you down?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-6252341966519006864</id><published>2008-02-26T13:58:00.011-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-26T14:14:33.456-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hello!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You didn't tell me your name so let me guess what it is. You look like a Sasha -- mysterious and beautiful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I don't know much about you, but I can be your friend!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yours,&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P4Bhk9w4oTk/R8RiMo9rYQI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Eq0SuM_8em8/s1600-h/mycaxhuzdynuy.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P4Bhk9w4oTk/R8RiMo9rYQI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Eq0SuM_8em8/s320/mycaxhuzdynuy.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171366241422237954" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 &lt;br /&gt;        07:46:51 +0200&lt;br /&gt;        From: lonwells51@yahoo.co.uk&lt;br /&gt;        Subject: message from dating website&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Hi! I'm a single girl and I'm 26 years old. Please take a look at my pictures and let me know if you like them! I live in Russia and I'm going to come to your country and work over there very soon! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P4Bhk9w4oTk/R8RiM49rYRI/AAAAAAAAAAg/FPMOeyaGkko/s1600-h/zupaeafi.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P4Bhk9w4oTk/R8RiM49rYRI/AAAAAAAAAAg/FPMOeyaGkko/s320/zupaeafi.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171366245717205266" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        I don't know anybody over there and I thought it would be great to meet someone who is open to anything (as I am!). I would be happy to be friends, lovers or                 create a serious relationship! We will see what happens!&lt;br /&gt;        I hope you will write me back and I will write more info about myself and         send more photos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;        I am writing from my friend's email address, so please make sure you do not reply directly to this email.&lt;br /&gt;        Email me at pbaritonelfa@yahoo.co.uk only.&lt;br /&gt;        if you don't use my personal email address then I won't be able to read your reply and write you back. So it is very important that you get it right. Ok, I guess it is now your turn. Hope to hear from you today. Bye!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-6252341966519006864?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/6252341966519006864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=6252341966519006864' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6252341966519006864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/6252341966519006864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/02/hello-you-didnt-tell-me-your-name-so.html' title=''/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P4Bhk9w4oTk/R8RiMo9rYQI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Eq0SuM_8em8/s72-c/mycaxhuzdynuy.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-5544754339413240578</id><published>2008-02-26T13:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-26T13:54:37.949-05:00</updated><title type='text'>establishing rapport</title><content type='html'>My dear friend,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God has indeed sent you to me. I was checking my email today and saw your message and knew that I had to reply.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I run an orphanage for children. The orphanage is part of the Church where I am a teacher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would like to help you. Please tell me what I must do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God Bless,&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Date: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:21:58 +0100&lt;br /&gt;&gt; From: lawrenceowen@centrum.cz&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Subject: To whom it may concern.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; To:&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; To whom it may concern.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; I am a bonafied indigen from the native land of Kataka Monronvia in Liberia West Africa. My name is Lawrence Owen the surviving son of Late Chief Owen Bokar the owner and chief Executive Officer of OWEN GOLD AND DIAMOND COMPANY LIMITED Buaki in Cote d' Ivoire West Africa. My father died on the 17th day of May 2001 at orthopedic international hospital Monrovia in Liberia as a result of Kidney Disease called Poly-cystic Kidney Disease (PKD) which the doctor confirmed to be hereditary.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; During his sick period, he Secretly called me on a faithful day and told me that he has the sum of $25m.usd. (Twenty-Five Million United States dollars) left in a suspend account in a Bank in Abidjan, the capital city of Cote d' Ivoire which he used my name as his only son for the next of kin in deposit of the fund. He also explained to me that he deposited the money with open beneficiary, that I should seek for a God fearing foreigner in any country of my choice that will stand as the beneficiary to have the deposited money transferred to his or her account for both i and my younger sister Martins Owen to further our education and investment purposes if the sickness happens to claim his life.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Dear Friend, we are honorably seeking your assistance to be the beneficiary of the money because i went to the bank to withdraw some money for our up keeping and i was told by the bank that i have no right of withdrawal without the beneficiary. It is based on this issue that i have contacted you to be the standing beneficiary of our money. Your share of percentage as our beneficiary is negotiable and every of our agreement have to be documented and backed up by a legal practitioner to avoid betrayal.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; This transaction is not confidential in any form. I will give you more information covering the deposited money when i receive your response. I await your reply.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Yours sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Lawrence Owen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-5544754339413240578?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/5544754339413240578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=5544754339413240578' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/5544754339413240578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/5544754339413240578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/02/establishing-rapport.html' title='establishing rapport'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-3721887462758615611</id><published>2008-02-16T17:15:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-16T17:23:47.432-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the great wall of china</title><content type='html'>from adrienne p. &lt;goawayjerk@gmail.com&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to henryeze14@hotmail.fr, patmanko13@yahoo.com&lt;br /&gt;date Feb 16, 2008 5:17 PM&lt;br /&gt;subject Re: From: Patrick Manko&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello my friend!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It has been so long since I have heard from you. I remember Henry. I'm glad to hear that the transaction went through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, I can't believe you're in China now, Henry. Send me a picture of you on the Great Wall! I love the Great Wall! I've always wanted to visit! This way, I can say that I know someone who's been there and it'll be like I was there myself!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't wait to hear from you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your friend,&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; From: patmanko13@yahoo.com&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; To:&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; Subject: From: Patrick Manko&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; From: Patrick Manko&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; Dear Good friend&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; Compliments of the season to you,&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?, You may not&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; understand why this mail came to you.But if you do not remember me or my&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; colleague, you might have received an email from us in the past regarding a&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded with you. I am using&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; this opportunity to inform you that this million-dollar business has been&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; concluded with the assistance of another partner from United Kingdom (London)&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; who financed the transaction to a logical conclusion.I thank you for&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; your great&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; or the other best known to you.&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; the Africa to my new partner's account in UK who assisted me in this great&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; venture but now I am in China for business mission, Due to your effort then,&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; sincerity, courage and trust worthiness shown during the course of the&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; transaction.I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; of $500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand united State Dollars Only) I have left a&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; certified international bank draft for you worth of $500,000.00.&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; My dear friend I will like you to contact my secretary Mr. Henry Eze, on his&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; direct email address at: (henryeze14@hotmail.fr) for the collection of your&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; bank draft.I authorized him to release the Bank Draft to you&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; whenever you contact him regarding it. At the moment, I'm very busy here in&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; China because of the investment projects, which I and my new partner&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; are having&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; at hand.Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; from the bottom of my heart,Also comply with Henry Eze's directives so that he&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; will send the draft to you without any delay.&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; CONTACT: Henry Eze&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; Email: henryeze14@hotmail.fr&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; Therefore, you should contact him and send him your telephone number/your&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; current mailing address,{Home or Office} where you want him to send the draft&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; to you.&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; Thanks and God bless you and your family.&lt;br /&gt;    &gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &gt; Mr. Patrick Manko&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-3721887462758615611?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/3721887462758615611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=3721887462758615611' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/3721887462758615611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/3721887462758615611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/02/great-wall-of-china.html' title='the great wall of china'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-868629520318826778</id><published>2008-02-15T12:41:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:51:54.944-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh! He faked me!</title><content type='html'>Well, I hope Joanne isn't his wife, because now I am emailing Joanne!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table class="BwDhwd"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" class="UdFq5e"&gt;&lt;span class="HcCDpe"&gt;to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" class="sA2K5"&gt;&lt;span class="HcCDpe"&gt;&lt;span class="JDpiNd"&gt;&lt;img class="Jx04sb QrVm3d" id="upi" name="upi" jid="joanne.reeves@optusnet.com.au" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;joanne.reeves@optusnet.com.au,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" class="UdFq5e"&gt;&lt;span class="HcCDpe"&gt;date&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" class="sA2K5"&gt;&lt;span class="HcCDpe"&gt;&lt;span class="JDpiNd"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Fri, Feb 15, 2008 at 12:41 PM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" class="UdFq5e"&gt;&lt;span class="HcCDpe"&gt;subject&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" class="sA2K5"&gt;&lt;span class="HcCDpe"&gt;&lt;span class="JDpiNd"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Fwd: hi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class="HcCDpe"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, Terry, you break my heart. You offer me a once in a lifetime business deal and then give me a fake email address? For shame!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="Ih2E3d"&gt;---------- Forwarded message ----------&lt;br /&gt;From: &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;adrienne p.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;&lt;a href="mailto:goawayjerk@gmail.com" target="_blank"&gt;goawayjerk@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Ih2E3d"&gt; Date: Fri, Feb 15, 2008 at 12:33 PM&lt;br /&gt;Subject: Re: FW: hi&lt;br /&gt;To: &lt;a href="mailto:mrt_orr1@yahoo.com" target="_blank"&gt;mrt_orr1@yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi Terry,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm interested in the business deal, but I have to know that I can trust you. Your email says it came from someone named Joanne. Who's Joanne? Is it your wife? I don't want to be causing marital problems!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:mrt_orr1@yahoo.com"&gt;mrt_orr1@yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Technical details of permanent failure:&lt;br /&gt;PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 16): 554 delivery error: dd This user doesn't have a &lt;a href="http://yahoo.com/" target="_blank"&gt;yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt; account&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-868629520318826778?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/868629520318826778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=868629520318826778' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/868629520318826778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/868629520318826778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/02/oh-he-faked-me.html' title='Oh! He faked me!'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-2871636401252542395</id><published>2008-02-15T12:36:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:39:05.183-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Have you missed me?</title><content type='html'>Hi Terry,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm interested in the business deal, but I have to know that I can trust you. Your email says it came from someone named Joanne. Who's Joanne? Is it your wife? I don't want to be causing marital problems!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;    &lt;div&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="ReadMsgSubject" colspan="2"&gt;‏&lt;/td&gt;             &lt;/tr&gt;                 &lt;tr&gt;                 &lt;td class="SecondaryTextColor"&gt;From:&lt;/td&gt;                 &lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;b&gt;terry&lt;/b&gt; (joanne.reeves@optusnet.com.au)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;             &lt;/tr&gt;                 &lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td class="SecondaryTextColor"&gt;Sent:&lt;/td&gt;             &lt;td&gt;Fri 2/15/08 12:12 AM&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td class="SecondaryTextColor"&gt;Reply-to:&lt;/td&gt;             &lt;td&gt;mrt_orr1@yahoo.com&lt;/td&gt;             &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td class="SecondaryTextColor"&gt;To: &lt;/td&gt;             &lt;td&gt;terry3 (joanne.reeves@optusnet.com.au)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Hello,&lt;br /&gt;I am Mr. Terry Orr and i work with Lloyds TSB Bank plc.&lt;br /&gt;I have a business  proposal for you worth 16 million pounds. With a response from you confirming  your  interest, I'll let you know  the full details of the  business.Please kindly reply me in my private email address  :&lt;a href="mailto:mrt_orr1@yahoo.com" target="_blank"&gt;mrt_orr1@yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Awaiting your response.&lt;br /&gt;Regards,&lt;br /&gt;Terry&lt;br /&gt;   &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-2871636401252542395?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/2871636401252542395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=2871636401252542395' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/2871636401252542395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/2871636401252542395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2008/02/have-you-missed-me.html' title='Have you missed me?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-114297481324145249</id><published>2006-03-21T15:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T16:04:13.936-05:00</updated><title type='text'>myspace scammer</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;The Nigerian scammers have now found me on Myspace.  My account there has nothing to do with this project.  What's more: I can't even understand his email.  Click on "adeniyi" to go to his profile.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table bg="" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0); width: 412px; height: 421px;" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr bg="" style="font-weight: bold;" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td width="86%"&gt;&lt;span class="text"&gt;&lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=63913804"&gt;adeniyi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;             &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;      &lt;/tr&gt;      &lt;tr bg="" style="font-weight: bold;" valign="middle"&gt;       &lt;td bg="" width="14%"&gt;&lt;span class="blacktext10"&gt;Date:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;       &lt;td style="vertical-align: top;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="86%"&gt;        &lt;span style="float: left; clear: left;"&gt;        &lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;                                  Mar 21, 2006 12:32 PM &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="float: right; clear: right;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mail.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.reportspam&amp;type=inbox&amp;amp;ToUserID=63913804&amp;messageID=149144569&amp;amp;Mytoken=637821AA-F524-C4B2-BDD9C418BB4EBDCE30139861" onclick="if (confirm('Are you sure you want to add this message as spam?')) { document.mailForm.submit(); return true; } else { return false; };"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;      &lt;tr bg="" style="font-weight: bold;" valign="middle"&gt;       &lt;td bg="" width="14%"&gt;&lt;span class="blacktext10"&gt;Subject:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;       &lt;td style="vertical-align: top;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="86%"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;hello sombody..................is..........crazy....you.....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;      &lt;/tr&gt;      &lt;tr bg="" valign="middle"&gt;       &lt;td bg="" style="font-weight: bold;" width="14%"&gt;&lt;span class="blacktext10"&gt;Body:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;       &lt;td style="vertical-align: top;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="86%"&gt;&lt;span class="blacktextnb10"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; hello my name is martin i am 35 years old i work in factory and i cam for uk but now in south african and now am a business man i have a wife which is called katty she is 25 years old but now she is dead and i have 3 childred they are in my profile. i love my wife before she dead and i alway thinking about her becos she always advics me when i see you&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;now you look like her and i want u to reply pls immediately u got the message so that i can tell more about me you know they are many fishes in the occean but the golding one is the best i just want to talk u as my golding fish now and i am looking for who will be advised like my former wife&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;thins for this &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;is me martin&lt;/span&gt;                 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-114297481324145249?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/114297481324145249/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=114297481324145249' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114297481324145249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114297481324145249'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/03/myspace-scammer.html' title='myspace scammer'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-114235057140418555</id><published>2006-03-14T10:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-14T10:36:11.440-05:00</updated><title type='text'>evidence to the contrary</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;My friendly &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/nigeria-afghanistan-france.html"&gt;fan&lt;/a&gt;, Hassan, has sent me further correspondence with one of our more prolific scammers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt;Hi Adrienne:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt;Our friend is back!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;This time&lt;/span&gt; no talk of inheritance. &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;My reply below bounced back without reaching the beneficiary.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He even put his picture this time.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Cute professor isn't he?&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I will try sending it to the other mailbox.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt;Warm wishes,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt;Hassan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;-----Original Message-----&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;From:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hassan M. Al-Haifi [mailto:&lt;a href="mailto:commonsense@yemen.net.ye" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;commonsense@yemen.net.ye&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sent:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;Monday, February 13, 2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;11:53 PM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;To:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; '&lt;a href="mailto:soludo_cbn11@myway.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;soludo_cbn11@myway.com&lt;/a&gt;'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Subject:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; RE: CENTRAL BANK &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;NIGERIA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt;Mr. Soludo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt;How many emails do you have?&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Is this different from the inheritance?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;-----Original Message-----&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;From:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; Prof. Charles .C. Soludo [mailto:&lt;a href="mailto:info_cbn_contractpayment01@msn.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;info_cbn_contractpayment01@msn&lt;wbr&gt;.com&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sent:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;Sunday, February 12, 2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;8:43 PM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Subject:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; CENTRAL BANK &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;NIGERIA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cenbank.org/images/Logos/cbn1.gif" style="width: 197px;" border="0" height="85" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote style="margin-top: 5pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 5pt;"&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial Black;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;CENTRAL BANK OF &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial Black;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;NIGERIA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;TINUBU SQUARE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;VICTORIA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;ISLAND&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;           LAGOS-NIGERIA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt;      &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;                              OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;                    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;CENTRAL BANK &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;NIGERIA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;Swift Code: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;BPH KPL PK&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;Date: Sep 3td, 2005&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT OF US$18.6M NOTIFICATION &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Attn: ,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;On behalf of the entire members and staffs of the Central Bank of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Nigeria&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; (CBN), I sincerely apologies for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences that we might have indulge you through. However, this resulted from some minor problems with our payment system, which is inexplicable, and this have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote our 100% assiduity in accrediting foreign contract payments. I apologies once again. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From the records of our outstanding contractors due for payment with the Federal Government of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Nigeria&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;, your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the contractors who have not yet received their payments. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this urgent notification. Also note that from the records in my file, your outstanding contract payment is Eigteen Million, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Six&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hundred&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Thousand&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;United&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;State&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; Dollars (US$18,600,000.00). &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Please re-confirm to me the following, and as soon as your information is received, your payment will be made.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Your Full Name.&lt;br /&gt;2) Phone, Mobile number/fax if any&lt;br /&gt;3) Company Name, Position And Address.&lt;br /&gt;4) Profession, Age and Marital Status.&lt;br /&gt;5) Scanned Copy Of Your Int'l Passport.&lt;br /&gt;6) Staff I.D card&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;I strongly recommend that, you should promptly start your clearance as soon as possible. kindly reply with this e-mail address, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#003399;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; color: rgb(0, 51, 153);"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:soludo_cbn11@myway.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;soludo_cbn11@myway.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt; for more clearification and for immediate transfer of your funds&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt; YOURS SINCERELY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cenbank.org/images/directors/soludo.jpg" border="0" height="144" width="120" /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;NIGERIA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt; (CBN).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-114235057140418555?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/114235057140418555/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=114235057140418555' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114235057140418555'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114235057140418555'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/03/evidence-to-contrary.html' title='evidence to the contrary'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-114235037816676167</id><published>2006-03-14T10:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-14T10:32:58.166-05:00</updated><title type='text'>another lottery hoax</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I'm sorry.  My lucky numbers are 4, 5, 8, 16, 23, 42.  I think you sent this to the wrong email address.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Fondly,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 3/2/06, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;EUROMILLION LOTTERY&lt;/b&gt; &lt;euromillionaward5@yahoo.es&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;EURO MILLIONS LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.&lt;br /&gt;FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.&lt;br /&gt;REF: EML/ES/IPP/1555002244/06&lt;br /&gt;BATCH: ES34/044/ILP /SL&lt;br /&gt;RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE&lt;br /&gt;DATE:2ND MARCH, 2006&lt;br /&gt;Sir/Madam,&lt;br /&gt;We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro millions Lottery Winners International E-mail programs held on the 16th febuary, 2006.Your E-mail address attached to ticket number 2203-006 with lucky main number 01 11 18 19 47 drew lucky star numbers 03 07, which consequently won in the 3rd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000.00 Euro. (One Million Euro)&lt;br /&gt;CONGRATULATIONS!!!&lt;br /&gt;Due to mix up of some numbers and names/programme abuse, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.&lt;br /&gt;All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.&lt;br /&gt;We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our end of year 50 millions Euro International lottery. this is an irish woman who won http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi&lt;wbr&gt;/northern_ireland/4730113.stm&lt;br /&gt;To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial/Claim agent:&lt;br /&gt;DR LUIS WALTERS (SANTA LUCIA SECURITY COMPANY)&lt;br /&gt;TEL: 34-699591286&lt;br /&gt;E_mail:santallottery@netscape&lt;wbr&gt;.net: . Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15th  march 2006. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please&lt;br /&gt;remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.&lt;br /&gt;Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for&lt;br /&gt;being part of our promotional program.&lt;br /&gt;Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely yours,&lt;br /&gt;Mr.Agustin Lorenzo Lopez&lt;br /&gt;Lottery Coordinator.&lt;br /&gt;http://www.national-lottery&lt;wbr&gt;.com/resultseuro.asp&lt;br /&gt;SEND REQUIRED INFORMATION BELOW TO YOUR CLAIM AGENT&lt;br /&gt;( santallottery@netscape.net)&lt;br /&gt;VERIFICATION FORM&lt;br /&gt;1. FULL NAMES: ______________________________&lt;wbr&gt;_&lt;br /&gt;2. ADDRESS: ______________________________&lt;wbr&gt;____&lt;br /&gt;3. SEX: _______________&lt;br /&gt;4. AGE: ________&lt;br /&gt;5. MARITAL STATUS: ___________________&lt;br /&gt;6. OCCUPATION: _______________________&lt;br /&gt;7. E-MAIL ADDRESS: ___________________&lt;br /&gt;8.FAX NUMBER_______________________&lt;br /&gt;9. TELEPHONE NUMBER: ________________&lt;br /&gt;10. LUCKY MAIN NUMBER: _______________&lt;br /&gt;LUCKY STAR NUMBER: _______________&lt;br /&gt;11.TICKET NUMBER: ___________________&lt;br /&gt;12.REF / BATCH NUMBER: ______________&lt;br /&gt;13.AMOUNT WON: ______________________&lt;br /&gt;14.IDENTIFICATION YOU SCAN AND FORWARD THE INFORMATION PAGE OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL&lt;br /&gt;PASSPORT OR DRIVING LICENCE / NATIONAL ID CARD. &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-114235037816676167?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/114235037816676167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=114235037816676167' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114235037816676167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114235037816676167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/03/another-lottery-hoax.html' title='another lottery hoax'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-114235030056100562</id><published>2006-03-14T10:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-14T10:31:40.563-05:00</updated><title type='text'>dear anonymous</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;My dear child,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I am not a sir.  And I can't help you if you don't share with me the email.  If you send me $5 US, I can follow through for you. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Please note...if you want to send the money, you'll also have to include a photo of yourself.  I require the photo as proof that you desire I follow through on this for you.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Regards,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 3/7/06, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;anonymous-comment@blogger.com&lt;/b&gt; &lt;anonymous-comment@blogger.com&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div style="direction: ltr;"&gt; sir i got mail like that.. what i have to do? i cant understand what's that plz send that details to my mail id plz sir this is my mail id &lt;a href="mailto:mannar_nani@yahoo.co.in" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;mannar_nani@yahoo.co.in&lt;/a&gt;..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="direction: ltr;"&gt;&lt;span class="sg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:gray;"&gt;Posted by  to &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/oliver-otter.html" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;Nigerian spam turns me on&lt;/a&gt; at 3/07/2006 01:40:16 AM&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-114235030056100562?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/114235030056100562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=114235030056100562' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114235030056100562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114235030056100562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/03/dear-anonymous.html' title='dear anonymous'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-114235010738409133</id><published>2006-03-14T10:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-14T10:28:27.386-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm a lottery winner!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Mrs. Sanchez,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Could you tell me how much that would be in American dollars?  Euros don't mean much to me -- they're rather like Monopoly money, you know?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I will send you my information as soon as I hear from you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Cheers,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 3/7/06, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;MRS. MARTA SANCHEZ.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;claimreps@zwallet.com&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;EL GORDO SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY COMPANY S.L&lt;br /&gt;PLAZA  DE  ESPAÑA,  28001 GRANVIA - MADRID, SPAIN.&lt;br /&gt;TEL: +34-636-910-406&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM: THE DESK OF MANAGING DIRECTOR.&lt;br /&gt;SERIAL NUMBER: 2470-06&lt;br /&gt;REF: NUMBER: EGS/2351251103/06&lt;br /&gt;BATCH NUMBER : 17/0027/IPD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                     RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION   NOTICE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are pleased to inform you of release of the EL GORDO DE LA PRIMITIVA PROGRAM held on 27th  of February, 2006 and result was officially announced on the 5th  of March, 2006.&lt;br /&gt;Among the 25 participating international finalists playing 6000 full tickets in the fifth series, from a pool of  €37,466,000.55c (THIRTY SEVEN MILLION FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX THOUSAND EUROS FIFTY FIVE CENT) in cash, your serial number 2470-06 with ticket number 029-11464472-750 drew the lucky numbers 2 - 5 - 10 - 21 - 32 - 34 which consequently won a prize in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of € 1,547,000.87c (One Million Five Hundred and Forty Seven Thousand Euros Eighty Seven Cents) in cash credited to a file ref. Nº 2470-06. Congratulations!!!!!.&lt;br /&gt;Due to the impossibility to reach you, your fund and file has been deposited with a security company registered to your file claim number and insured in your name. Please forward all claims to them as a bond has been placed on your award and they will be responsible for handling and remittance of won prices until they are accurately disbursed. The deadline for this notice is the 28th  of May, 2006. Non-compliance within this period may result in disqualification and insured prizes will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed. Due to mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated account, as this is a part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted advantage of this program by participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25.000 names from USA, New Zealand, Europe, south America, Australia, Middle East, Africa and Asia as part of our  international Promotions Program. We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in subsequent programs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To begin your claim, please contact  DR. CARLOS LOPEZ, General Manager of WINNING LINK SECURITY CLAIM REPRESENTATIVES S.L  at E-mail: winningaproval@netscape.net  or TEL:+34-636-910-406 for handling and payment procedures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your claim file number and reference numbers in every of your correspondence with us or your agent Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. Also note that you are to pay in return ten percent (10%) of the money you received to the WINNING LINK SECURITY CLAIM REPRESENTATIVES S. L. after which you have received the money in your designated account .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FILL THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AND SEND BACK TO THE WINNING OFFICE .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  FILE NUMBER: ...................&lt;br /&gt;2.  BATCH NUMBER: .............................&lt;br /&gt;3.  REFERENCE NUMBER: .........&lt;br /&gt;4.  WINNING NUMBER: .................&lt;br /&gt;5.  CATEGORY: .................&lt;br /&gt;6.  AMOUNT WON: ........................&lt;br /&gt;7.  FULL NAME:(MR/MRS) ...............&lt;br /&gt;8.  TEL AND FAX NUMBER:(Office, Home and Mobile) ...............&lt;br /&gt;9.  CITY/COUNTRY: ..............................&lt;wbr&gt;...........................&lt;br /&gt;10. ADDRESS:(HOME AND OFFICE) ...................&lt;br /&gt;11. OCCUPATION/ORGANIZATION: .......................&lt;br /&gt;12. POSITION : ....................&lt;br /&gt;13. DATE OF BIRTH: ......................&lt;br /&gt;14. PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS: ..........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ON THE CONFIRMATION OF THE ABOVE INFORMATION, WE WILL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT DETAILS OF THE BANK THAT WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PAYMENT OF YOUR AWARD. THEREAFTER,YOU WILL BE ISSUED WITH A CLAIM CERTIFICATE AND INSURANCE BOND CERTIFICATE OF THE WINNING. THAT WILL BE USED FOR THE CLAIM OF THE MONEY FROM THE PAYING  BANK, AFTER GETTING CLEARANCE FROM THE MINISTERIO DE INTERIOR HERE IN SPAIN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOTE: YOU ARE TO KEEP THIS AWARD OUT FROM PUBLIC NOTICE TO AVOID DOUBLE REPRESENTATION.YOU MUST ABSOLUTELY BE CONFIDENTIAL UNTILL THE BANK TRANSFERRED YOUR FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT.   CONGRATULATIONS  ONCE AGAIN  !!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SINCERELY,&lt;br /&gt;MRS. MARTA SANCHEZ.&lt;br /&gt;DIRECTOR.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-114235010738409133?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/114235010738409133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=114235010738409133' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114235010738409133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114235010738409133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/03/im-lottery-winner.html' title='I&apos;m a lottery winner!'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-114234993118008031</id><published>2006-03-14T10:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-14T10:25:31.183-05:00</updated><title type='text'>job offer</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Oh my.  I would love to take this job.  By any chance, would I be able to work in Africa?  I've always wanted to visit Nigeria.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Regards,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 3/14/06, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;wulfc@triplenetbuyer.com&lt;/b&gt; &lt;wulfc@triplenetbuyer.com&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div style="direction: ltr;"&gt;      &lt;table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" height="100" width="450"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;hr color="#e4e4e1" noshade="noshade"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Offshore Financial Group&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; a leader in offshore investing practice is looking for responsible individuals to be responsible for the areas of customer service, transaction and bank operations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Current openings: Financial Assistant/Transaction Manager&lt;br /&gt;You will receive transfers for our company, send/receive funds (bank transfers, checks, money orders). You should have your local bank branch located near you, so you can withdraw money from your account within several hours. You should have home, work or cell phone number (preferably), so we can contact you immediately.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Requirements:&lt;/p&gt; * Be able to check your email several times a day&lt;br /&gt;* Be able to respond to emails immediately&lt;br /&gt;* Be able to work overtime if needed&lt;br /&gt;* Be responsible and hard working&lt;br /&gt;* Should have personal bank account&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are interested in this position and meet the minimum requirements please &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://147.46.215.52:8081/careers.html?ref=306137" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;visit and register here!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Registration is &lt;span style="color:#bb3369;"&gt;FREE&lt;/span&gt; of charge. Initial training is provided!&lt;br /&gt;msg-id: 786273 &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr size="1" noshade=""&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bg height="25" style="color:#424d41;"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;© Copyright 2006 &lt;strong&gt;Offshore Financial Group&lt;/strong&gt; All rights reserved.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-114234993118008031?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/114234993118008031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=114234993118008031' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114234993118008031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114234993118008031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/03/job-offer.html' title='job offer'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-114080679473617881</id><published>2006-02-24T13:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-24T13:47:16.896-05:00</updated><title type='text'>from Russia with love</title><content type='html'>&lt;font&gt;I had a reply from my &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-want-to-meet-canada-man.html"&gt;Russian mail order bride&lt;/a&gt;...ok, so she's not really a mail order bride, but you get the idea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hi Barbie,&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am sorry it took me so long to write back to you.  It's not because I don't love you and want to marry you, it's because I've been trying to get the paperwork ready for you.  I have everything together, but it's going to take some more time, since Virginia won't allow two women to get married.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Tell me, what do you want to do?&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;font&gt;On 1/10/06, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Olga Gedz&lt;/b&gt; &lt;mias7gar@yahoo.com&gt; wrote:&lt;/mias7gar@yahoo.com&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/1600/summer.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/320/summer.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;font&gt;Hello! Have a good day, Thank you for reply! it is my first time I try to correspondence with man in internet world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I do hope you will be enough patient to understand my writting. my friend helped me to send my letters to different males  and I do hope that I will be lucky to meet good man!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I see that your reply is short and I think It is all right because you are astonished to see my letter in your mail box.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any great secrets. The thing is that I will work abroad for three months or so and I would like to meet a nice man to be my guide or just be good friend to spend time with. I think that it is hard enough to live in foreign town without friends and I have never been abroad. I am from not too big town here in Russia, I am afraid to be lost.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/1600/summer2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/320/summer2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; and I want to see real life and it is impossible to see without person who knows all sides of the life. I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here, it is hardly possible to&lt;br /&gt;explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will work in any shop or look after any babies in any family  I will know exactly later. agency  helps me to get a visa and all travel documents and job for six months. It is special programme for young people who wants to work abroad and know english and I think it is the right way for me  I am lost here, and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place. I want to repeat the same way, it is only my chance to change my life. Agency can arrange my work in USA, CANADA or ENGLAND.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it is only my choice. I am full of plans and different dreams. I have real blonde hair and blue eyes, sometimes my friends call me Barby. to be fair I don't like this name .&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/1600/summer1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/320/summer1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I am not doll and I have my own mind. I do hope that you  will be not disappoined to meet me in the real life if we meet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply. I will leave my town in a few days or so (I can't tell you everything exactly right now) and I would like to be sure that I have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I would like  to find a man to spend all free time together to get to know each other better. if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too. My be it sounds silly but I just don't want to be alone in the evenings, and I want to be sure in advance that somebody waits for me! I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and want to meet me! it is my real personal mail address please use this one because it was my friend address. I would like to thank her for help!. I will send different pictures if you reply.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with best regards Olga.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and how your name write in Englsih, I mean right writting? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-114080679473617881?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/114080679473617881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=114080679473617881' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114080679473617881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114080679473617881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/02/from-russia-with-love.html' title='from Russia with love'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-114080601060787376</id><published>2006-02-24T13:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-24T13:33:30.610-05:00</updated><title type='text'>liars make the world go 'round</title><content type='html'>I called &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/01/upping-ante.html"&gt;Ngoy&lt;/a&gt; on his lie.  What he doesn't know is that I was lying, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I can't believe you lost my photo.  What kind of man are you? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I'm going to break up with you.  I'm tired of your game.  I called and spoke to a man and he said he didn't know you.  Why would you lie to me?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 1/13/06, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;ngoy mark&lt;/b&gt; &lt;ngoy_mark@yahoo.fr&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for your mail.however my good friend, i am sorry not to get back to you as well my good friend.ifact i want to know from you , the number which you called and someone answer you okay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again my dear , when are you going to be here in africa.send me back again your photo ok.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;Ngoy Mark.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-114080601060787376?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/114080601060787376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=114080601060787376' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114080601060787376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114080601060787376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/02/liars-make-world-go-round.html' title='liars make the world go &apos;round'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-114080577849109411</id><published>2006-02-24T13:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-24T13:30:00.566-05:00</updated><title type='text'>won't they catch on?</title><content type='html'>Sorry for the lack of updateage on my end, my dear readers.  I've been sick and not up to playing around with the scammers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/at-least-he-admits-hes-in-nigeria.html"&gt;George&lt;/a&gt;?  He wrote me back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dear Adrienne,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Thank you very well for your good respond, I am very happy to get your responds.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;I fast and prayed for some days before my God directed me to do this transaction with you, I  want you to stand as the next of kin  to our late costumer  Engr J.C. Adrienne who deposited the sum of  $21 Million USD with our bank I contacted you because you have the same  name with the deceased costumer if I present you to our bank the board of directors will approve the claim and their will effect the transfer into your bank account. I have allready hired a lawyer that will get all the documents that will cover you and the money to your bank account.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;what I want you to do now is to send me your full name your full address and also your phone and fax for easy contact. as soon as you send this information to me the lawyer will send you a text of application form where you will fill your bank account information and send it to the foriegn deparment of  our bank for immediate transfer of the fund into your bank account. I will be waiting for this information so that we can comence as you know that this kind of oppurtinity did  not come allways so we have to grab it.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;you can call me  on my phone 00 229 97-695456 for us to talk more on this life time oppurtinity.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;thanks once again and remain blessed.&lt;/div&gt;  YOURS FAITHFULLY,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;font&gt;GEORGE EZE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;",1] ); D(["mb","&lt;/div&gt;",1] ); D(["mb","&lt;font&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;\n\t\t&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;font&gt;Does your mail provider give you FREE antivirus protection?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;b&gt;Get Yahoo! \nMail&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;",0] ); D(["ce"]);  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;span class="sg"&gt;GEORGE EZE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My reply?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello my dear,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I am not sure if I can pretend to be the next of kin, as my last name is Populi, not Adrienne.  Won't they get suspicious that he has my first name?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Cordially, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;" class="sg"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-114080577849109411?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/114080577849109411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=114080577849109411' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114080577849109411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/114080577849109411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/02/wont-they-catch-on.html' title='won&apos;t they catch on?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113683106060088780</id><published>2006-01-09T13:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-09T13:24:20.616-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I want to meet Canada man!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello my dear Svetlana,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I'm so glad you emailed me.  I would love to meet you.  I am 26 and have no wife or girlfriend.  I'm not Canadian, but you said you wanted to meet an American.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Move over here and we can be married in Vermont.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Love,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; P.S. I'll send a picture if you send me one.  I'm shy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;----Original Message Follows----&lt;br /&gt;From: "Svetlana Haines" &lt;purple_uni@hotmail.com&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To: "Lincoln Haines" &lt;purple_uni@hotmail.com&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Subject: I want to meet Canada man!&lt;br /&gt;Date: Sat, 7 Jan 2006 19:11:35 -0700&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----- Original Message -----&lt;br /&gt;From: Svetlana Tabor ghsdvc.gbnds.com&lt;br /&gt;To: Faith Tabor ghsdvc.gbnds.com&lt;br /&gt;Sent: Saturday, January 07, 2006 12:21 PM&lt;br /&gt;Subject: Hello from russia..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello have a good day,&lt;br /&gt;I am not sure where to begin,it is first time I try to use internet to meet the man but the thing is, that I will work abroad I can choice USA, Canada or Europe and I would like to meet the man to share free evenings and be my guide. My friends helped me to send a few letters to different address and I do hope that I am lucky to meet good and kind man. you should know that now I live in Russia and my goal is to leave this country because it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman. they tell I look well enough, I am blonde with blue eyes, I am natural blonde. I will send a few photos if you  reply. if you don't have  wife nor girlfriend, maybe we could try to meet? I am free I have not children and I have not boyfriend here. I am  25 years old, please write to me directly to my mail-  fruy1@pochta.ru See you soon, with great hope.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113683106060088780?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113683106060088780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113683106060088780' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113683106060088780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113683106060088780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-want-to-meet-canada-man.html' title='I want to meet Canada man!'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113631488313961436</id><published>2006-01-03T13:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-06T17:10:49.490-05:00</updated><title type='text'>upping the ante</title><content type='html'>I wonder if he'll &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-guess-my-feminine-wiles-werent.html"&gt;realize&lt;/a&gt; that I'm just playing around with him?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hey baby,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I called the number you sent me and someone named Charles answered. I'm confused. What's going on? Why didn't you answer? I thought you loved me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Love,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 12/23/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;ngoy mark&lt;/b&gt; &lt;ngoy_mark fr=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/ngoy_mark&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;Dear.Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for your mail, in fact i am sorry not to reply you. however my good friend i wish to see you in africa as well to you my dear. Again about the call, all you have to understand is that 00228 is my area code ok. and my telephone number is 9196955. so call it like this 002289196955, then you will get me on phone okay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THANKS.&lt;br /&gt;AND HAPPY CHRISMAX.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ngoy Philip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113631488313961436?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113631488313961436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113631488313961436' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113631488313961436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113631488313961436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/01/upping-ante.html' title='upping the ante'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113631433124966846</id><published>2006-01-03T13:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-06T17:10:06.526-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New Year!</title><content type='html'>My intrepid buddy has forwarded me another email about his digging up of &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/free-email-acounts.html"&gt;information&lt;/a&gt; about the supposed "Governor" of the Nigerian Central Bank.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Happy New Year!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I must urge you to take considerable caution with this fellow. Have you looked for him on &lt;a href="http://www.419eater.com"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.419eater.com"&gt;http://www.419eater.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Fondly,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: left; direction: ltr; font-family: arial;" dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/1600/richheir.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/320/richheir.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I just found an email which I had missed (in my Yahoo account: &lt;a href="mailto:com_sen@yahoo.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;com_sen@yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;) sent on the 19&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; of December from the Prof/CBN Governor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: left; direction: ltr; font-family: arial;" dir="ltr"&gt;He attached the employment card of the CBN and stated that they are still processing the inheritance. He also said that the "Executive Committee" is discussing "your case", as he puts it. He gave a phone number to call him. I replied that I wanted the documents I asked for, what is the story on them. Note the letter was sent from the Afghan mail account of the good "Governor".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: left; direction: ltr; font-family: arial;" dir="ltr"&gt;I have asked some of the members in our family about a long lost relative in Africa and they stated that someone did once go to Africa "a long time ago", but has never been heard from. I am not saying that this could be the guy, or that I am falling for the trick but I was curious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best wishes for the New Year.&lt;br /&gt;Hassan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113631433124966846?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113631433124966846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113631433124966846' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113631433124966846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113631433124966846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2006/01/happy-new-year.html' title='Happy New Year!'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113500260504862656</id><published>2005-12-19T09:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-19T09:31:36.153-05:00</updated><title type='text'>at least he admits he's in Nigeria</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hi Georgey,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you. I have been out of the country, filming my latest project. I got home late Saturday night and just opened up my inbox. What a nice surprise to come home to. I could really use this money to finance my next project.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Tell me, have you heard of Adrienne Populi?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;From: &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:george_2007@pochta.ru" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;george_2007@pochta.ru &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;&lt;a href="mailto:george_2007@pochta.ru" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;george_2007@pochta.ru&lt;/a&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Date: Nov 3, 2005 6:48 PM&lt;br /&gt;Subject: URGENT ASSISTANCE&lt;br /&gt;To: &lt;a href="mailto:george_2007@pochta.ru" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;george_2007@pochta.ru&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; DEAR FRIEND,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOTE: PLEASE REPLY ONLY TO MY SECURITY E-MAIL ADDRESS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I AM MR GEORGE EZE, THE BILLS AND EXCHANGE DIRECTOR AT THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT OF ECO BANK I AM WRITING THIS LETTER TO SOLICIT FOR SUPPORT AND ASSISTANCE FROM YOU TO CARY OUT THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY IN MY DEPARTMENT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LYING IN AN INACTIVE ACCOUNT IS THE SUM OF $21 MILLION USD BELONGING TO A FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO HAPPENS TO BE DECEASED. HE DIED WITH HIS WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN IN A PLANE CRASH ON BOARDING AN ADC AIRLINE FLIGHT AT THE EGIRIN RIVER-LAGOS NIGERIA IN NOVEMBER 1997.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EVER SINCE HE DIED THE BANK HAS BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME AND CLAIM THESE FUNDS. TO THIS EFFECT WE CAN NOT RELEASE THE MONEY UNLESS SOMEONE APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN, AS INDICATED IN OUR  BANKING GUIDE LINE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UNFORTUNATELY HE HAS NO FAMILY MEMBERS IN NIGERIA OR ANYWHERE WHO IS AWARE OF THE EXISTENCE OF THE MONEY (AS HE WAS A CONTRACTOR WITH THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA) AT THIS JUNCTURE I HAVE DECIDED TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU IN COLLABORATION WITH TWO OTHER OFFICIALS IN THE BANK, TO THIS EFFECT WE SOLICIT YOUR HELP IN APPLYING AS THE NEXT OF KIN THEN THE MONEY WILL BE RELEASED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WE DO NOT WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK'S TREASURY AS AN UNCLAIMED BILL. THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDE LINE STIPULATES THAT: IF SUCH MONEY(S) REMAINS UNCLAIMED FOR A PERIOD OF OVER SEVEN YEARS (7 YEARS) THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED IN TO THE BANKS TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUNDS OUR REQUEST FOR A FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A NIGERIAN CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30 PERCENT OF THE MONEY WILL BE YOUR SHARE AS FOREIGN PARTNER. THEREAFTER MY COLLEAGUES AND I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY WITH YOUR HELP ONCE THE MONEY HITS YOUR ACCOUNT FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE AGREED SHARING PARTTERN OF 30 FOR YOU,10% FOR INCIDENTAL EXPENSES BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL AND 60% FOR MY GROUP YOUR URGENT RESPONSE IS BEIGN EXPECTED. KINDLY SEND YOUR REPLY TO: &lt;a href="mailto:georgeeze2007@yahoo.co.uk" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;georgeeze2007@yahoo.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THANKS AND BEST REGARDS,&lt;br /&gt;YOURS FAITHFULLY,&lt;br /&gt;GEORGE EZE&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113500260504862656?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113500260504862656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113500260504862656' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113500260504862656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113500260504862656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/at-least-he-admits-hes-in-nigeria.html' title='at least he admits he&apos;s in Nigeria'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113500230670543527</id><published>2005-12-19T09:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-19T09:25:06.706-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nigeria, Afghanistan, France</title><content type='html'>In reply to &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/free-email-acounts.html"&gt;my email&lt;/a&gt;, Hassan tells me that he's uncovered some more information.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tell them you have to pay your broker (aka, me) a fee of 10%, so they need to up your share in the profits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fondly,&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On 12/15/05, Hassan M. Al-Haifi &lt;commonsense ye=""&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Here is the other mailbox www.compaqnet.fr site.  The other one is in Afghanistan and this one is from France!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Let me check my Yahoo mailbox to see if they have answered my "acceptance offer."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Hassan&lt;commonsense ye=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/commonsense&gt;&lt;/commonsense&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113500230670543527?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113500230670543527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113500230670543527' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113500230670543527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113500230670543527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/nigeria-afghanistan-france.html' title='Nigeria, Afghanistan, France'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113500191716371482</id><published>2005-12-19T09:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-19T09:21:38.560-05:00</updated><title type='text'>oops</title><content type='html'>I've been &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/why-would-bank-have-governor.html"&gt;corrected&lt;/a&gt; by my email buddy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;You learn something new every day!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="e" id="q_108436260743278d_1"&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 12/15/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Hassan M. Al-Haifi&lt;/b&gt;  wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:navy;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:navy;"   &gt;Yes, Central Banks do have Governors.&lt;font&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I know this well, as I started my professional career as a banker.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="e" id="q_108436260743278d_1"&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:navy;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:navy;"   &gt;Regards,&lt;br /&gt;Hassan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113500191716371482?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113500191716371482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113500191716371482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113500191716371482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113500191716371482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/oops.html' title='oops'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113469951127143061</id><published>2005-12-15T21:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T21:22:27.673-05:00</updated><title type='text'>a random email "Adrienne" received</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Why thank you.  I don't know how we know each other, but it's so kind of you to assume that I am celebrating Christmas.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 12/14/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Surging Waves&lt;/b&gt; &lt;surgingwaves com=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/surgingwaves&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Christmas is a time for love and fun,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;A time to reshape souls and roots and skies,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;A time to give your heart to everyone &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Freely, like a rich and lavish sun,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Like a burning star to those whose lonely sighs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Show need of such a time for love and fun. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;For children first, whose pain is never done,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Whose bright white fire of anguish never dies,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;It's time to give your heart to every one, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;That not one angel fall, to hatred won&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;For lack of ears to listen to her cries,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Or arms to carry him towards love and fun, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Or friends to care what happens on the run&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;To adult life, where joy or sadness lies.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;It's time to give your heart to everyone, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;For God loves all, and turns His back on none,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Good or twisted, ignorant or wise.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Christmas is a time for love and fun,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;A time to give your heart to everyone. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;May Peace&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hope and Love&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;be with you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Today&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Tomorrow&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;and Always &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Merry Christmas!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);" href="http://surgingwaves.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;The Surging Waves&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://surgingwaves.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;http://surgingwaves.blogspot&lt;wbr&gt;.com&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113469951127143061?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113469951127143061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113469951127143061' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469951127143061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469951127143061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/random-email-adrienne-received.html' title='a random email &quot;Adrienne&quot; received'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113469934540514042</id><published>2005-12-15T21:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T21:23:20.863-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I guess my feminine wiles weren't enough for him</title><content type='html'>My dear Phil replied to my email where I &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/11/trading-pics.html"&gt;sent him a photo&lt;/a&gt;, supposedly of me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Phil,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;How are you doing, my dear? I hope you are doing well. Thank you for the email. I'm sorry for the delay in replying, but I've been really sick.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; How do I call you?  You didn't give me your area code.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Love,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 11/24/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;ngoy mark&lt;/b&gt; &lt;ngoy_mark fr=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/ngoy_mark&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for your mail,however how are you today? i do hope all is well with you over there. in fact my good friend , your picture is also handsome as well,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, i want to tell you that, i dont have more photos again to give you , but if you want to hlep me try and call me with this number (code 00228) why this my number-9196955.this my (code 00228). so that we will carry out this consginment from the company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;Ngoy Philip.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113469934540514042?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113469934540514042/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113469934540514042' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469934540514042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469934540514042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-guess-my-feminine-wiles-werent.html' title='I guess my feminine wiles weren&apos;t enough for him'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113469905474856150</id><published>2005-12-15T21:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T21:10:54.753-05:00</updated><title type='text'>free email acounts</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Hassan,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; That's one thing that's annoying -- these guys write on "free email accounts" and then expect us to believe them.  If you ask for their official email address, they'll hem and haw and tell you that they can't give you that.  Why, if it's supposedly perfectly legal?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 12/13/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Hassan M. Al-Haifi&lt;/b&gt; &lt;commonsense@yemen.net.ye&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Adrienne:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sounds so convincing, doesn't it.  To think this guy is indeed the Governor of the Nigerian Central Bank, if he does know anything about this.  I am trying to see if he has an official mailbox that he can be notified of this if he doesn't know he is being used.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warm wishes,&lt;br /&gt;Hassan&lt;br /&gt;-----Original Message-----&lt;br /&gt;From: profcharlesolodo@compaqnet.fr&lt;br /&gt;[mailto:profcharlesolodo@compaqnet.fr]&lt;br /&gt;Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 2:27 PM&lt;br /&gt;To: Hassan M. Al-Haifi&lt;br /&gt;Subject: DEAR . HASSAN M.-HAIFI&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DEAR . HASSAN M.-HAIFI&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE AND ALL YOUR QUESTIONS NOTED.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;1)ABOUT UNDER WHAT PRETEXT IS MRS WHITE  CLAIMING THE INHERITENCE SHE IS CLAIMING TO REPRESENT THE DEAD MAN SINCE NO ONE HAS COME FORWARD TO MAKE THE CLAIMS SINCE HIS DEATH.AND UNDER THE NIGERIAN LAW IF NO ONE COMES FORWARD TO CLAIM ANY MONEY OR RELEVANT INVESTMENT OF A DEAD PERSON IT IS AUTHIOMATICALLY FORFEITED TO THE STATE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2)ON OUR RECORD HERE HIS FULL NAMES ARE  AL-HAJI  FARZAN AL-HAIFI ACCORDING BY THE INFORMATION HE HAS BEEN RESIDING IN NIGERIA FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3)BY OUR INVESTIGATION HE WAS NEVER A CITIZEN OF NIGERIA BUT YEMEN REPUBLIC AND WAS HOLDING THE YEMENESE PASSPORT .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4)NO ONE IS ASKING YOU TO LEAVE YEMEN TO COME TO NIGERIA IT IS BANK TO BANK TRANSACTION WITH A LAWYER REPRESENTING YOU HERE WHO WILL SIGN ALL THE RELEVANT  IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5)TO BE HONEST WITH YOU THERE IS NO WAY THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE CONDUCTED EFFECTIVELY WITHOUT SPENDING MONEY. BEAR IN MIND AS A TOP CIVIL SERVANT AND ALSO THE  GOVERNOR OF THE APEX BANK HERE  IN NIGERIA MY REPUTATION WILL BE AT STAKE IF THERE IS A MISTAKE SOMEWHERE HENCE ALL DOCUMENTATION MUST BE PERFECTED IN YOUR NAME AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS WILL INVOLVE MONEY AS THE LAWYER HAS O BE PAID HIS PROFESSIONAL FEES AND THE DOCUMENTS APPROVED IN THE VARIOUS OFFICES AND ALL TAXES PAID AS THE MONEY HAS ACCUMULATED INTEREST. BUT I HAVE MADE PROPER ARRANGEMENT TO FINANCE THIS TRANSACTION BUT IN A SITUATION I NEED YOUR HELP FINANCIALLY I WILL LET YOU KNOW.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6)BEAR IN MIND THAT THE SPLITING SHOULD NOT BE THE PROBLEM NOW BUT IF YOU INSIST I THINK IT SHOULD BE BETTER WE DO IT 40% FOR YOU AND 60% FOR ME AS THE MONEY WILL BE DEPOSITED IN YOUR  NOMITTED BANK ACCOUNT AND ALL THE INTEREST THAT WILL BE ON THE MONEY WILL BE YOURS AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE NATURE OF MY OFFICE THE MONEY WILL BE WITH YOU FOR SOME TIME PENDING WHEN I SHALL MEET YOU IN PERSON SO YOU CAN REINVEST THE MONEY IN ANY PROFITABLE VENTURE IN YOUR  HOME COUNTRY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7) WITH ALL HONESTY YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I HAVE EVER CONTACTED BESIDES MY POSITION MAKES IT DIFFICULTF OR ME  TO BE TOO OPEN HENCE I AM VERY CAREFUL IN EVERYTHING I DO. I HAVE NOT CONTACTED ANY PERSON AND DO NOT INTEND TO DO SO. THIS BUSINESS SHOULD BE KEPT SECRET AS I HAVE A NAME TO PROTECT. BE RE-ASSURED THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. ALL THAT IS NEEDED IS TRUST HONESTY AND MAXIMUM COOPERATION TO MAKE THIS TRANSACTION A SUCCESS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YOU CAN GET ME ON MY PRIVATE DIRECT TELEHONE NUMBER . IF THERE IS WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION. CALL ME ON 234-1-899-3893 EXPECTING YOUR RESPONSE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEST REGARDS.&lt;br /&gt;PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO.&lt;br /&gt;CBN GOVERNOR&lt;br /&gt;234-1-899-3893&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113469905474856150?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113469905474856150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113469905474856150' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469905474856150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469905474856150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/free-email-acounts.html' title='free email acounts'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113469868066781171</id><published>2005-12-15T21:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T21:05:12.900-05:00</updated><title type='text'>why would a bank have a governor?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I have never heard of a bank having a governor.  They have presidents and CEOs like other companies.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 12/15/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Hassan M. Al-Haifi&lt;/b&gt; &lt;commonsense ye=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/commonsense&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;Dear Adrienne:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out the mail service (&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:larger;"&gt;www.paiwastoon.com.af&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;) that the GOVERNOR OF THE NIGHERIAN Central Bank is using????&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best regards,&lt;br /&gt;Hassan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113469868066781171?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113469868066781171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113469868066781171' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469868066781171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469868066781171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/why-would-bank-have-governor.html' title='why would a bank have a governor?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113469844066518382</id><published>2005-12-15T20:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T21:00:40.680-05:00</updated><title type='text'>confirm that you won't scam me</title><content type='html'>Our idiots at the Central Bank of Nigeria have replied to &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/is-this-real-governor.html"&gt;my buddy's email&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Hassan,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I love the  part about Janet White.  You should ask for a photo, too, to prove that this is really the man on the website.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 12/15/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Hassan M. Al-Haifi&lt;/b&gt; &lt;commonsense@yemen.net.ye&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;                      &lt;div dir="rtl"&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt;Dear Adrienne:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:navy;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt; Let us see how far we can go with these people.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;-----Original Message-----&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;From:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hassan Al-Haifi [mailto:&lt;a href="mailto:com_sen@yahoo.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;com_sen@yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sent:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;Friday, December 16, 2005&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;1:37 AM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Tahoma;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;To:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="mailto:cbngovernoroffice@paiwastoon.com.af" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;cbngovernoroffice@paiwastoon&lt;wbr&gt;.com.af&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Cc:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="mailto:commonsense@yemen.net.ye" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;commonsense@yemen.net.ye&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Subject:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; Re: Fwd: FROM PROF. CHARLES ( YOUR INHERITANCE)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt; Dear Prof:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt;Can you send an official signed and stamped letter from the Central Bank of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Nigeria advising me accordingly, which can be attached by scanner to an email, with authentication from the nearest Yemeni or Arab Embassy of the signatories accordingly.  &lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt; It is understood that the undersigned will not be committed to make any payments for any expenses or to fulfill any obligations arising thereof, which should be clearly stated in the letter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt;The CBN should also make it clear that I will not be subject to facing any claims from any other party (including Judith White, etc.), if this thing rolls over.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;    &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt;Very truly yours,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt;Is this for real?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:commonsense@yemen.net.ye" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;commonsense@yemen.net.ye&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;blockquote style="border-style: none none none solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color -moz-use-text-color -moz-use-text-color rgb(16, 16, 255); border-width: medium medium medium 1.5pt; padding: 0in 0in 0in 4pt; margin-left: 3.75pt; margin-top: 5pt; margin-bottom: 5pt;"&gt;  &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;" dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;CBN DELIVERY FORM.jpg (358.4 Kb) attached&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----- Original Message -----&lt;br /&gt;From: 'PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO' &lt;&lt;a href="mailto:cbngovernoroffice@paiwastoon.com.af" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;cbngovernoroffice@paiwastoon&lt;wbr&gt;.com.af&lt;/a&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To: &lt;a href="mailto:commonsense@yemen.net.ye" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;commonsense@yemen.net.ye&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sent: Thu Dec 15 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;7:17&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Subject: Fwd: FROM PROF. CHARLES ( YOUR INHERITANCE)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your mail was received in regards to your inherited funds delivery project as contained in my letter to you. As you may rightly want to know, the funds in question belongs to the late Ahmed Al-Haifi and from the records here in the next of kins file, we have your name as " Hassan M. Al-Haifi " and email contact as the legally recognized next of kin to the late man hence my first letter to you and the amount involve is USD 20,000,000.00. I am shock to my born marrow that you don't have an idea of the funds or were you trying yo pull my leggs?. However, for us to get things legally put in place for the hitch free delivery of these funds, you are required to send immediately the requested information as contained in my first letter to you which includes [1] your direct telephone number,(CELL) [2] your secured postal mailing address[3] the name of the international airport closest to you and [4] any identification document of your person. These requested information should be sent by email attachment to me. Please be informed that we have already commenced with the processes of securing your funds delivery documents which will give legal coverage to the funds when delivered to you. It is imperative I inform you also that these documents, after procurement, will be insured with the National Insurance Corporation Nigerian (NICON) as required by law. You will have to understand that for the diplomat to make this delivery, it has to conform with the International Monetary laws which means that all legal documentations must be in place so that on request you will have no problems proving the source of the funds as being legitimate. This is a safeguard against any seizure of the funds by the authorities concerned as they are wont to do if it came without proper and legal documentations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You will have to confirm receipt of this mail to enable us continue with this arrangement. I will await for you to send the requested information today and also your telephone call. You are to complete the attached delivery form and return immediately via email attachment. This is a request from the protocol department.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Make effort to speak with me for more clarifications.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will be waiting for your response.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof. Charles Soludo.&lt;br /&gt;CBN, Governor&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113469844066518382?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113469844066518382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113469844066518382' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469844066518382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469844066518382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/confirm-that-you-wont-scam-me.html' title='confirm that you won&apos;t scam me'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113469771932306266</id><published>2005-12-15T20:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T21:13:18.853-05:00</updated><title type='text'>is this the real governor?</title><content type='html'>I asked my &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/why-hello-there.html"&gt;new buddy&lt;/a&gt; to share some of the emails that he's received.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;LOL I got that same email today.  It's most definitely a hoax, though, as why would we both get the email?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 12/15/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Hassan M. Al-Haifi&lt;/b&gt; &lt;commonsense ye=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/commonsense&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;Adrienne:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check this out. Is this the real governor of the Nigerian Central Bank? The name fits the name shown in the CBN website, where they give you texts of some of his lectures. Note that their letter had no addressee name.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best wishes,&lt;br /&gt;Hassan M. Al-Haifi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-----Original Message-----&lt;br /&gt;From: Hassan M. Al-Haifi [mailto:commonsense@yemen.net.ye]&lt;br /&gt;Sent: Thursday, December 15, 2005 4:38 AM&lt;br /&gt;To: 'cbngovernor44@o2.pl'&lt;br /&gt;Subject: RE: FROM: PROF. CHARLES .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Prof:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks, but do you know who you are submitting the funds to and who is the inheritor. Notice has been received from other claimants to your name or maybe it is you. So, can you tell me what this is all about?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Could this be real?&lt;br /&gt;-----Original Message-----&lt;br /&gt;From: Charles Soludo [mailto:cso0036789@msn.com]&lt;br /&gt;Sent: Thursday, December 15, 2005 12:57 AM&lt;br /&gt;Subject: FROM: PROF. CHARLES .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM: OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR,&lt;br /&gt;CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,CBN.&lt;br /&gt;PLEASE REPLY ONLY TO:  cbngovernoroffice@paiwastoon&lt;wbr&gt;.com.af&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SUBJECT: YOUR FUNDS TRANSFER/DELIVERY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THIS INTERVENTION IS AS A RESULT OF NUMEROUS APPLICATIONS AND ATTEMPTS BY SOME GROUP OF PEOPLE HERE AND OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD TO ABUSE THE INTERGRITY AND REPUTATION OF OUR APEX BANK, THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HOWEVER, IN ORDER FOR THE BANK TO PROTECT HER IMAGE AND THAT OF THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE, THE MINISTER OF FINANCE AND THE GOVERNOR OF (CBN) HAS BEEN MANDATED TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF AN APPLICATION FOR FUND RELEASE/DELIVERY TO YOU.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FURTHERMORE, BE INFORMED THAT COMMERCIAL BANKS IN THIS COUNTRY, INCLUDING OTHER OFFSHORE FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS WHO CLAIM TO HAVE THE MANDATE OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TO TRANSFER FUNDS TO HER BENEFICIARIES ARE NOT AUTHORISED TO TRANSFER ABOVE ONE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS OUT OF THIS COUNTRY WITHOUT DUE CLEARANCE FROM MY OFFICE IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. SO IF EVENTUALLY YOU ARE IN CONTACT WITH SUCH GROUP OF PEOPLE YOU BETTER STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION FOR YOUR OWN INTEREST. ALSO, TO ACCOMPLISH THE ABOVE, I HAVE STARTED UPDATING YOUR FILE/APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE/DELIVERY OF YOUR FUND TO YOU WHICH WAS EARNED THROUGH INHERITANCE/CONTRACT PAYMENT. MY OFFICE IS WORKING ON THE INSTRUCTION FROM THE PRESIDENCY, FEDERAL EXCUTIVE COUNCIL, AND THE NATIONAL COMMITTEE FOR BANKERS FORUM THROUGH MY OFFICE TO DELIVER THE FUNDS IN CASH DIRECTLY TO YOUR DOORSTEP BY DIPLOMATIC MEANS. THE MONEY WILL BE CONCEALED IN TWO METAL BOXES AND WILL BE LABELED AS PERSONAL BELONGINGS SO AS TO OBTAIN FULL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY COVERAGE TO ENSURE A HITCH-FREE DELIVERY. THIS ARRANGMENT IS BEING IMPLEMENTED IN ORDER TO BEAT THE ACTIVITIES OF FRAUDSTERS. I SYMPATHISE WITH YOU FOR THE LONG DELAY IN RECEIVING YOUR MONEY&lt;br /&gt;DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO LOCATE THE PROPER INSTITUTION RESPONSIBLE FOR SUCH SERVICES IN THIS COUNTRY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE MODE OF OUR OPERATION IS AS FOLLOWS:-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. YOU ARE TO INFORM THIS OFFICE THE NAME OF YOUR NEAREST INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TO ENABLE US ENROUTE THE DIPLOMATIC TICKET CORRECTLY AND ALSO MAIL US THE FIRST AND SECOND PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR ANY OTHER IDENTIFICATION AS WE SHALL FORWARD TO YOU THE DIPLOMAT'S PASSPORT TO ENABLE YOU IDENTIFY HIM ON HIS ARRIVAL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. YOUR PRESENCE WILL ALSO BE NEEDED AT THE AIRPORT TO RECEIVE THE DIPLOMAT ON ARRIVAL SO THAT BOTH OF YOU WILL MOVE STRAIGHT TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK TO LODGE THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. ALSO YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO ENDORSE CERTAIN VITAL DOCUMENTS CONFIRMING THE INTACT RECEIPT OF YOUR FUNDS, AS THIS WILL ENABLE US TO WRITE REPORTS BACK TO THE OFFICES INVOLVED IN PASSING THE BILL THAT HAS RESULTED IN YOUR BEING PAID. MY OFFICIAL I.D SHALL BE SENT TO YOU FOR DOUBLE ASSURANCE OF THE SOURCE OF THIS LETTER.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FINALLY, UPON CONFIRMATION OF YOUR READINESS TO RECEIVE YOUR MONEY, WE SHALL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE START PROCESSING THE NECCESSARY DOCUMENTATIONS TOWARDS THE SAFE DELIVERY OF THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY AND THE KEYS OF THE BOXES SHALL ALSO BE SENT TO YOU VIA COURIER SERVICE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AWAITING YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE ONLY ON (cbngovernoroffice@paiwastoon&lt;wbr&gt;.com.af) FOR URGENT ATTENTION .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REGARDS,&lt;br /&gt;PROF.  CHARLES  C.  SOLUDO&lt;br /&gt;THE GOVERNOR,  CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.&lt;br /&gt;PRINTING AND MINTING.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113469771932306266?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113469771932306266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113469771932306266' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469771932306266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113469771932306266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/is-this-real-governor.html' title='is this the real governor?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113444805668477679</id><published>2005-12-12T23:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-12T23:27:36.696-05:00</updated><title type='text'>why hello there</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;My &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/email-from-fan.html"&gt;fan&lt;/a&gt; wrote back to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Dear Adrienne:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Thanks for taking the time to reply.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Sorry for late acknowledgement.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I was out with a bad cold and now I have some 200 emails to check out. &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Yours got my first attention.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Best regards,&lt;br /&gt;Hassan M. Al-Haifi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="sg"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113444805668477679?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113444805668477679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113444805668477679' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113444805668477679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113444805668477679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/why-hello-there.html' title='why hello there'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113396559094711172</id><published>2005-12-07T09:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-07T09:27:57.986-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I hope I get this job!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Thank you for the email about the job opening.  I have several recommendations that will help your company.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; My first job as your manager will be to require a high school education for all employees. Proper grammar and punctuation are critical in this high-paced world of technology and communication. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; In addition, I recommend coldcalling potential employees, instead of trying to reach them by email. Many people are wary of job offers that come by email and are much more apt to accept a job offer made over the phone.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 12/5/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;francis anni&lt;/b&gt; &lt;hot_vacancy com=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/hot_vacancy&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;     &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;Hello  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My name is Mark Birman I'm job manager in RuAmerica    corporation. We're searching for new partnerships in continental USA.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Let me say few words about our company. We're working for several years worldwide, providing the best service in Shipping and Transporting. We work with European countries for 4 years. Our partners are USPS, FedEx, DHL, Ebay, Amazon and many other shipping companies and shops. We're providing financial services too.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Let me say about the position we offer. It is called Correspondence Assistant/Representative. It is new position for us, and it is very valuable now. In August 2003, many European countries changes their rules for customs and taxes for merchandise, sent from countries, that don't belong to EU. This means, that package that is sent from a company - will be a subject for VAT in Europe, but the package that is sent from a person - doesn't have VAT. Because of that, prices for shipping services grow, and we try to reduce them. And we need YOU. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your task - to receive packages that will be delivered to you, and redirect them, following our instructions. Packages will be delivered by courriers to your location. Then you will be given money for shipping fees. Your fee is 35 USD per package you receive. No start up fees! No out of pocket fees! Nothing to pay!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;IMPORTANT. We put names of our customers on the packages, so names will be different    from yours.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We will inform you about incoming packages. We pay you via PayPal, wire transfer, Check, Money Order or Western Union. Your commissions will be paid every two weeks. We will make agreement which you will sign and return back to us. In this document all responsibilities and duties will be conrirmed. If you are interested in this offer, or have more questions please &lt;a href="http://www.ruamb.biz/vacancies.asp.htm" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;fill application form.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thank you for your time.&lt;br /&gt;Best regards, Mark Birman&lt;br /&gt; Tel/Fax : (910) 401-1021&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113396559094711172?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113396559094711172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113396559094711172' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113396559094711172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113396559094711172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-hope-i-get-this-job.html' title='I hope I get this job!'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113396455004469626</id><published>2005-12-07T09:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-07T09:14:59.256-05:00</updated><title type='text'>an email from a fan</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;They're all hoaxes. The main way you can tell if they are real or not is if you make up a fake email account (like I did) and reply to them only from there. They don't care what address it comes from, as long as they get a reply and they can sucker someone. &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;One interesting thing to note -- I am getting the same emails from "different" people. The one time I pointed that out to one of the scammers, I was brushed off. In the meantime, it's quite fun to reply, as the emails are annoying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Besides...wouldn't you know if it was a relative of yours?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take care,&lt;/div&gt; &lt;span class="sg"&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From: Hassan M. Al-Haifi &lt;commonsense@yemen.net.ye&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;To: goawayjerk@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;Date: Dec 6, 2005 5:54 PM&lt;br /&gt;Subject: Is this for real?&lt;commonsense ye=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, nice lady.  Can you tell me some information about &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/oliver-otter.html"&gt;Janet White&lt;/a&gt; and the big inheritance she is after in Nigeria.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have been asked to "pick up the inheritance" as the deceased owner is a relative of mine.  Can this be for real, or is it just another one of those Nigeria spams.  Is the letter from the Nigerian Central Bank Governor for real or a hoax?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warm regards,&lt;br /&gt;Not easily suckered&lt;/commonsense&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113396455004469626?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113396455004469626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113396455004469626' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113396455004469626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113396455004469626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/12/email-from-fan.html' title='an email from a fan'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113259004503789019</id><published>2005-11-21T11:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-21T11:26:23.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>trading pics</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello my dearest,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish I could call you, but I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; don't know how.  Is that a long distance number?  I don't see an area code.&lt;/span&gt;     &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You look very handsome. Since you shared your photo with me, I am sharing mine with you. My friend took the picture at my birthday party last week. I don't have any other pictures to share.&lt;/span&gt;     &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please write me back soon.  I can't wait to see more photos of you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Love,&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/1600/gigglin.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/320/gigglin.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On 11/15/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;ngoy mark&lt;/b&gt; &lt;ngoy_mark fr=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/ngoy_mark&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;Dear.Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for your mail as well my good friend.However i want you to call me with this number 00228-9196955. and also i have attched my passport to you , in this mail as for you to know me in person, and i will love to see your as well my good friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again i will send you the certificate of deposite, as soon as i hear your call today&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;Ngoy Philip&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/1600/passport.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3190/1283/320/passport.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113259004503789019?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113259004503789019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113259004503789019' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113259004503789019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113259004503789019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/11/trading-pics.html' title='trading pics'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113207383816852667</id><published>2005-11-15T11:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-15T11:59:21.016-05:00</updated><title type='text'>dearest</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;My dearest Ngoy,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I would love to help you. When you send me a copy, could you please put a photo of yourself? I really want to see how handsome you are.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Lots of love,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 11/15/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;ngoy mark&lt;/b&gt; &lt;ngoy_mark fr=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/ngoy_mark&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;Dear Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well I thank you for your mail and of your undestanding. However my dear friend, I know that there is a lot of scam on the internet.But I wish you could see this by yourself and know what I am telling you in helping me out of this project.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a matter of fact, I have a proof to prove to you that this is not illegal, in order was before myfather's death, he gave me the certificate of deposite in which the security company issued to him when he lodged this consignment in their custody upon my name and which bears my name and a photograhp. But before I will send you this certificate in order to prove my legality on this project, I will like you to give me every assurance that you will not betrayed me on this project and that you will help me to carryout this consignment from here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please my dear, I want you also to bear it in mind that if you will not help me on this project,is better you tell me before sending you this certificate of deposite in order not to fustrate my life as you know that this is all my hope and my future as well. However my dear friend this will be our secret between us, my and you will be my too okay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;Expecting to hear from you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ngoy Philip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113207383816852667?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113207383816852667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113207383816852667' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113207383816852667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113207383816852667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/11/dearest.html' title='dearest'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113199889163424549</id><published>2005-11-14T15:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-14T15:08:11.656-05:00</updated><title type='text'>how can I trust you?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello my dear one,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I have received your email.  I am interested in helping you, but how do I know you're not trying to scam me?  Please reply with something that will be secret between you and me.  Send me a picture so I know you're an honest man.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Much love,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 10/26/05, &lt;span class="gmail_sendername"&gt;ngoy mark&lt;/span&gt; &lt;ngoy_mark@yahoo.fr&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;Dear Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into businessrelationship with you. I am ngoy Philip the only son  of late Mr. and Mrs.KOMLA PHILIP. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Lome, the economic capital of Togo, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before the death of my father on July 2003 in a rivate hospital here in Lome he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of ten million United StateDollars.USD&lt;br /&gt;($10.000,000) left deposited fixed in one the prime security vault here in Lome , that he used my name as his only son  for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate nagement or hotel management.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(1) To procure a profitable investment where this fund can be invested&lt;br /&gt;(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 20 years.&lt;br /&gt;(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.Moreover, Sir I am willing to offer you 30% of the total sum as pensation for your effort/ input after the successful claming out and airliftmentof this fund to your possession overseas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Furthermore, you should indicate your immediate option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within fourteen (14) working days as you signify interest to assist me.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Anticipating to hear favourably  from you soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks and God bless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best Regards,&lt;br /&gt;ngoy Philip&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113199889163424549?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113199889163424549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113199889163424549' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113199889163424549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113199889163424549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/11/how-can-i-trust-you.html' title='how can I trust you?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113154381499624921</id><published>2005-11-09T08:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-09T08:47:59.373-05:00</updated><title type='text'>is it SPAM?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" &gt;Hello Silvia,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" &gt; Thank you for the email.  I never would've known that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" &gt;Mr. Nabih El-Berri had passed away.  He was a dear friend.  Whatever I can do to help, let me know.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" &gt; Thanks,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" &gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 11/7/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Silvia&lt;/b&gt; &lt;cordinet ar=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/cordinet&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;       &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;sorry but my english is bad, but, i need help me  you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;I received a mail  (file), is SPAM? is dont  real?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;tell me &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;Silvia&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;       &lt;p&gt;Versión Inglesa&lt;br /&gt;Courtyard Chamber&lt;br /&gt;24 River Lane&lt;br /&gt;Government Reserved Area&lt;br /&gt;FCT, Abuja, Nigeria.&lt;br /&gt;Phone no. +234 803 385 2027&lt;br /&gt;Private email: &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:c_brown725@ciudad.com.ar" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;c_brown725@ciudad.com.ar&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; &lt;p&gt;PRIVATE &amp;amp; CONFIDENTIAL !!! Send your reply to c_brown725@ciudad.com.ar&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:c_brown725@ciudad.com.ar" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;TRANSFER OF $12,000,000 ( TWELVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ) INTO YOUR  ACCOUNT.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;ATTN: Dear friend, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Compliments of the day! It is my sincere wish to draw your attention to a very lucrative business venture l want to undertake with you that will be mutually beneficial to both of us. Please do not be embarrassed since I have not had any previous correspondence with you. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I am Mr. Charles Brown, an Attorney-at-Law and the personal attorney to Late Mr. Nabih El-Berri, a Lebanese national. Late Mr. Nabih El-Berri was a private oil consultant/contractor with the Shell Petroleum Development Company in Saudi Arabia before his death, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client. My client and his wife along with their three children died in the Plane crash of Union Transport Africaines Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on 25th day of December 2003. You will read more stories about the crash on visiting these websites:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD&lt;wbr&gt;/africa/12/26/benin.crash&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://english.pravda.ru/accidents/21/97/384/11653_Aircrash.htm" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;http://english.pravda.ru&lt;wbr&gt;/accidents/21/97/384/11653&lt;wbr&gt;_Aircrash.htm&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;After this tragic plane crash, I conducted several enquiries from his country's embassies to locate his next of kin or any of his extended relatives, but all to no avail. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I now decided to personally contact you with this business partnership proposal. I am contacting you to assist me in repatriating a huge sum of money left behind by my late client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Finance and Security Company where this huge deposit was lodged. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;The deceased had a deposits valued presently at $12,000,000.00 (Twelve Million United States Dollars) in a bank here and the bank has issued me a notice as his attorney to provide his next of kin or beneficiary by will, otherwise the account would be confiscated within the next sixty working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of my late client's relatives for six (6) months now, I now seek your consent to permit me present you as the next of kin/beneficiary of the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at $12 million United States Dollars can be paid to you. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;With my position as the attorney to the deceased, I am certain I can transfer this money to any of your designated bank account that you will make available to me but with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for our sharing. It is not necessary you must be a blood relation to late Mr. Nabih El-Berri, neither is it necessary for you to bear the same surname with him. It is even not important for you as the stand-in next of kin to be a Lebanese national. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Already, I have worked out modalities for achieving my aim of appointing you as the next of kin as well as transfer the money abroad for us to share. I have decided to offer you 35% of the total sum as a reward for your effort in assisting me, while I take 50% of the total sum. The 5% of the fund will be set aside as reimbursement for any incidental expenses both local and international any of us will make in the course of this transaction. While we shall collectively donate the remaining balance of 10% to Katrina Hurricane Relief Organisation. It is my intention to transfer this money in a legitimate way, all that I require from you is your honesty, and trust, co-operation and confidentiality to enable us complete this transaction. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;The money transfer paper work will include a certificate of origin so that the receiving bank (your bank in this case) does not ask questions. Also the paper work will include proper certificate that the fund being transferred is from non-criminal sources. In short this will be a proper and legal money transfer with apparently no risk involved. The transaction is guaranteed to succeed without any problem. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Consider this proposal and if you are interested to work with me to achieve my desired objective, get back to me as soon as possible so that I furnish you with more details on how we shall proceed. Thus, provide me with the following information: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;1. Your telephone and fax numbers. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;2. Your complete location address. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Finally, it is my humble prayer that the information as contained herein be accorded the necessary attention, urgency as well as the secrecy it deserves. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I expect your urgent response if you can work with me to transfer this money  into your account. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Best regards, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Mr. Charles Brown &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Send your reply to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:c_brown725@ciudad.com.ar" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;c_brown725@ciudad.com.ar&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:c_brown725@ciudad.com.ar" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; &lt;p&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;**************&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;NOTIFY ME IF YOU CANNOT ASSIST ME SO THAT I CAN SEEK FOR ASSISTANCE FROM  ANOTHER CONTACT&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113154381499624921?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113154381499624921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113154381499624921' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113154381499624921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113154381499624921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/11/is-it-spam.html' title='is it SPAM?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113034180464995607</id><published>2005-10-26T11:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-26T11:50:04.656-04:00</updated><title type='text'>ignoring</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;Well, I ignored "&lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-know-hes-not-really-doctor-phil.html"&gt;Dr. Philip&lt;/a&gt;" for a month and so he emailed me again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Email from October 1:&lt;br /&gt;Dear Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please, sign this document and return back to me,it is the final stage of our approval. Waiting for your mail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr.Philip Freeman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Email from October 25:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;Dear Friend,&lt;br /&gt;Hope you are fine? Please, let me have your complete information so that i can forward it to our customers that are ready to make payment to us through you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Waiting.&lt;br /&gt;Dr.Philip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My reply?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello Dr. Phil,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I saw you on TV yesterday.  Someday, I'll get to go to one of your shows.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I don't know what document you are talking about.  I didn't receive any documents.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Fondly,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113034180464995607?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113034180464995607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113034180464995607' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113034180464995607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113034180464995607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/10/ignoring.html' title='ignoring'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-113002867644189289</id><published>2005-10-22T20:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-22T20:55:36.736-04:00</updated><title type='text'>hobbes?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I think you knew Calvin, right?  He's my ex.  If you knew him, I am sorry.  He could be a bit of a kid sometimes, very immature.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; How are you doing?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 10/5/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;hobbes@moebelheinrich.de&lt;/b&gt; &lt;hobbes de=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/hobbes&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;Helo!!!&lt;br /&gt;I find your adress in my mail box. Probably we had the correspondence earlier or... I don't know. I tried write to you several days ago,  but your box did not work, the letter came back to me. I'm single woman now. And I search single man for serious relations. If you are interested I wait for your answer on my new e-mail: davay7@sovsem.net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-113002867644189289?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/113002867644189289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=113002867644189289' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113002867644189289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/113002867644189289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/10/hobbes.html' title='hobbes?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112929329266092670</id><published>2005-10-14T08:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-12-07T09:01:34.790-05:00</updated><title type='text'>nigerian scammers in the comics</title><content type='html'>Click &lt;a href="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/goawayjerk/nigerianscam.gif"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; to see a recent comic strip discussing Nigerian scammers.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112929329266092670?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112929329266092670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112929329266092670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112929329266092670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112929329266092670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/10/nigerian-scammers-in-comics.html' title='nigerian scammers in the comics'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112801814539267858</id><published>2005-09-29T14:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-29T14:22:25.400-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i know he's not really doctor phil</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Dr. Phil,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Counting money has always been a turn on for me.  Where do I sign up for this project?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 9/28/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Freeman&lt;/b&gt; &lt;freeman-philip@excite.com&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;  Dear Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for your response, I will want you to reinterate your readiness to partner in this venture,  as I will not want us to be stocked half way into the transaction. All you need to do, is for you to be our agent via our customers who are already in your country,  and able to pay some of our outstanding bills.  Surprise to say that your role in this endeavor is to serve as our agent to get to our customers who has been indebted to us over a considerable length of time and help stand as an agent through which they will make such payments to us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your reward for helping us collect such an outstanding debt will be 10% of whatever money that is being paid to our Company through your Account. You will be given adequate coordinates and banking instructions through which you will remit our balance 90% from your Account to us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please be advised that we will have to begin the necessary process of approving you as our agent/partner Agent, also stating your benefits by way of Fiduciary gains or commission for your Fiduciary services. I would want you to furnish me with your full information like so that i can start contacting our customers that are ready to make payment. We will inform you on the next step to follow as regards our approval for you to be our representative, upon getting the above information from you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: Please always put your reference number (20/725/NW) in all your correspondence to us and Your understanding, transparency, honesty and your sincere abilities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our constraint has always been a method of payment by several of our foreign client who we supply our goods. We presently get our payment through checks and draft issued in our favour by our clients but the problem of delay is usually experienced as we are made to wait for up to one or two month before our local banks here clear the checks/draft. We are loosing a lot of money by doing this as most of our money is produced as short-term loan and overdraft from the banks with high interest rate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On our receipt of your understanding/mail we will need some vital information from you that will enable us legitimize the process of this transaction, by drafting a Power of Appointment creating an Agency for the relationship.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warm Regards,&lt;br /&gt;Dr.Philip.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112801814539267858?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112801814539267858/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112801814539267858' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112801814539267858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112801814539267858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-know-hes-not-really-doctor-phil.html' title='i know he&apos;s not really doctor phil'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112791702608282932</id><published>2005-09-28T10:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-28T10:17:06.090-04:00</updated><title type='text'>job offer</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I received your email and wanted to thank you for thinking of me.  I am definitely interested in getting a new job. I'm an adult movie actress, and I'm starting to reach "retirement age."  It ain't easy being pretty, let me tell you!  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Here is my info:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;tt style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; NAME: Adrienne Populi&lt;br /&gt; PHONE NO: I'll give you that info when I hear back from you&lt;br /&gt; FAX NO: Don't have one&lt;br /&gt; ADDRESS: &lt;/tt&gt;&lt;tt style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I'll give you that info when I hear back from you&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;tt style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;  AGE: 25&lt;br /&gt; OCCUPATION: Actress&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/tt&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Please write me back ASAP.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Fondly,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; From: Philip Freeman &lt;philip147freeman@msn.com&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Subject: job offer&lt;br /&gt; Sent: Sunday, September 25, 2005 10:54 PM&lt;br /&gt;      &lt;tt&gt; Dear Friend,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am Dr. Philip Freeman, marketing manager of GRANDLAND ARTS AND CRAFTS IMPORT /EXPORT. in United Kingdom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we are a group of business men and women who deal on Art and Craft, and we transact business into Canada,United State,Japan, Dubai and others European countries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are searching for reliable representatives who can Help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in Your respective country as well as making payments through you to us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please if you are interested in this lucrative business With us, we will be very glad. Please for more information contact the me via email &lt;a href="http://by107fd.bay107.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/compose?curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&amp;a=c26e8506040c49644152a32ca78ebc87b6eb83e9cb9f00120cd5cee5783136bd&amp;amp;mailto=1&amp;to=freeman-philip@excite.com&amp;amp;msg=1A723C7D-03EF-40A7-935E-B9240EFA9047&amp;start=0&amp;amp;len=4943&amp;src=&amp;amp;type=x"&gt;freeman-philip@excite.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Subject to your satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to negotiate your mode of which we will pay you for your services as our representative in your country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You do not have any financial obligation what so ever, you are only to help us receive payments from customers and you will be paid your share and you will be instructed were to send the remain funds to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Payments will be made to you in cash, drafts, money orders or cheques.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please if you are Interested forward to us below info;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NAME:&lt;br /&gt; PHONE NO:&lt;br /&gt; FAX NO:&lt;br /&gt; ADDRESS:&lt;br /&gt; AGE:&lt;br /&gt; OCCUPATION:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regards&lt;br /&gt; Dr. Philip Freeman &lt;/tt&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112791702608282932?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112791702608282932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112791702608282932' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112791702608282932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112791702608282932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/job-offer.html' title='job offer'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112743516020279993</id><published>2005-09-22T20:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-22T20:28:22.080-04:00</updated><title type='text'>how does he know my last name?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hi Bruce,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Thank you for your email. I am sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you, but I've been out of the country, filming. I'm an adult movie star and I was hired to do a film in Brazil. Perhaps you've heard of me? I can send you an autographed photo, if you'd like. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Please send me an email with your picture, so I know this isn't fake.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Love,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;----- Original Message -----&lt;br /&gt;From: &lt;&lt;a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="mailto:akpan_bruce@virgilio.it"&gt;akpan_bruce@virgilio.it&lt;/a&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To: &lt;&lt;a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="mailto:akpan_bruce@virgilio.it"&gt;akpan_bruce@virgilio.it&lt;/a&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sent: Monday, July 25, 2005 9:06 PM&lt;br /&gt;Subject: From Mr Akpan Bruce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Firstly, i must first apologize for this unsolicited mail to you. I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship, but as time goes on you will realize the need for my action, I am an Accountant with STANDARD TRUST BANK(STB), My name Are Mr Akpan Bruce, a Banker I am the personal Account Manager to Engineer Williams. a National of your country U.S.A, who used to work with shell Development company here in Nigeria whom after referred to as my client On as my client on 4/5/2002, my client and his wife, and their two children were involved in a Tragic Plane crash along Northern State of Nigeria "kano"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they Get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits werelodged, particularly the STANDARD TRUST BANK PLC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where the deceased had an account Valued at about (US$16.7 MillionU.S Dollars) which the board of directors of the bank has Issued me a notice to provide the next of kin within the time frame of one week or have the account confiscated within the next sixteen official working days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at (US$16.7 Million U S Dollars) can be paid to you and then you and we Can share the money. 70% to me and 20% to you also 10% for the Charity Homes and the less privileged people in the society. An attorney will be contracted to help us revalidated and notarize all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we will make.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I require is your honest cooperation toenable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you. from any breach of the law.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your uegent respond on this proposal will be highly appreciated,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="mb_0"&gt;All The Best&lt;br /&gt;Mr Akpan Bruce&lt;br /&gt;Accountant, Standard&lt;br /&gt;Trust Bank Plc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLEASE REPLY ME HERE &lt;a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="mailto:akpan_bruce@ny.com"&gt;akpan_bruce@ny.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is for security purposes, if you need to know more about this, please go through the website follow: http:&lt;a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://archives.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa/05/05/nigeria.crash/" target="_blank"&gt;http://archives.cnn.com/2002&lt;wbr&gt;/WORLD/africa/05/05/nigeria&lt;wbr&gt;.crash/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;N/B PLEASE REPLY ME HERE &lt;a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="mailto:akpan_bruce@ny.com"&gt;akpan_bruce@ny.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112743516020279993?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112743516020279993/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112743516020279993' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112743516020279993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112743516020279993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/how-does-he-know-my-last-name.html' title='how does he know my last name?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112730629044030372</id><published>2005-09-21T08:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-21T08:38:10.446-04:00</updated><title type='text'>visa scam</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hi!  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Thank you so much for this email!  Please give me the password "supercalifragilisticexpaladocious."  Do you need my account number?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Thanks!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 9/21/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Visa Service Department&lt;/b&gt; &lt;activate@verifiedby.visa.com&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;     &lt;table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="60%"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img alt="Verified by Visa" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;img alt="Welcome to Visa" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td bgcolor="#0c2da3"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" height="9" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" width="60%"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; Dear Visa® customer,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="color: white;"&gt;ZeLk23g0r11hNhw-z3Pb8bvWpyI6 -ZoBJzA&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Before activating your card, read this important information for cardholders!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt; You have been sent this invitation because the records of Visa Corporate indicate you are a current or former Visa card holder. To ensure your Visa card's security, it is important that you protect your Visa card online with a personal password. Please take a moment, and activate for Verified by Visa now.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Verified by Visa protects your existing Visa card with a password you create, giving you assurance that only you can use your Visa card online.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Simply activate your card and create your personal password. You’ll get the added confidence that your Visa card is safe when you shop at participating online stores.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;table align="center" bgcolor="#ffab00" border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table align="center" bgcolor="#fff4e3" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.verifedbyvisa.net/" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt; &lt;b style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;Activate Now for Verified by Visa&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Thank you for your support.&lt;br /&gt;Visa Service Department&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;  &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;       &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112730629044030372?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112730629044030372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112730629044030372' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112730629044030372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112730629044030372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/visa-scam.html' title='visa scam'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112681658144575386</id><published>2005-09-15T16:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-15T16:41:39.030-04:00</updated><title type='text'>does he know spanish?</title><content type='html'>If he knows any Spanish, he'll spot an error in the first sentence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hola Señor Hermanns,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gracias por su letra.  ¿Cómo está Ud.?  Estoy bien.  Veo que usted está en España.  Deseo viajar a España.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aquí está mi dirección:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;br /&gt;742 Evergreen Terrace&lt;br /&gt;Springfield, VA 22150&lt;br /&gt;USA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mi número de teléfono es 703-912-1725.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Muchas gracias, mi amigo,&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;From: God Bless (godbless22@sify.com)&lt;br /&gt;Date: Sep 8, 2005 7:24 PM&lt;br /&gt;Subject: CONFIDENTIAL...BETWEEN YOU AND ME&lt;br /&gt;To: undisclosed-recipients&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Courtyard Chambers&lt;br /&gt;Serrano 76, 5-3&lt;br /&gt;Madrid 28006&lt;br /&gt;Spain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Greetings,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish to notify you that I am privileged to peruse over your profile today and I am greatly impressed on your person. With all due respect, I guess my letter will not embarrass you, since I have no previous correspondence with you. I Strongly believed, I would not regret approaching you in this matter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am Mr. Karl Hermanns, a Canadian attorney based in Spain and the personal attorney to late Mr.Hani Saiid El-Ali, a Lebanese national. Late Mr.Hani Saiid El-Ali is a private oil consultant/contractor with the Shell Petroleum Development in Saudi Arabia, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unfortunately, my client and his wife with their three children lost their lives in the Plane crash of Union Transport Africaines Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 25, 2003. You will read more stories about the crash on visiting these websites:&lt;br /&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash&lt;br /&gt;or http://english.pravda.ru/accidents/21/97/384/11653_Aircrash.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since then, I have made several enquiries with his country's embassies to locate his extended relatives, but this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to personally contact you with this business partnership proposal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am contacting you to assist me in repatriating a huge amount of money left behind by my late client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Finance and Security Company where this huge deposit was lodged. The deceased had a deposit valued presently at $12,000,000.00 (twelve million united states dollars) and The Finance and Security Company has issued me a notice to provide his next of kin or beneficiary by will, otherwise the account confiscated within the next ninety working days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Having been unsuccessful in locating any of my late client relatives for six (6) months now, I am now seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin/beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at $12 million united states dollars can be paid to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is not necessary you must be a blood relation to late Mr.Hani Saiid El-Ali, neither is it necessary to bear the same surname with him. It is even not important for you as the stand-in next of kin to be a Lebanese national. Already, I have worked out modalities for achieving my aim of appointing you as the next of kin as well as transfer the money abroad for us to share in the ratio of 50% for me and 35% to you, while we would collectively donate the remaining 10% to Tsunami Relief Course. Although, 5% has been mapped out for reimbursement of any incurrable expenses both local and international.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is my intention to achieve this transfer in a legitimate way, all I required is your honesty, co-operation, confidentiality and trust to enable us see this transaction through. The money transfer paper work itself will include a certificate of origin so that the receiving bank does not ask question.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also the paper work will include proper certificate that the fund being transferred is from non-criminal sources. In short this will be a proper and legal money transfer witguaranteed h apparently no risk involved. The transaction is to succeed without any problem. If this proposal is acceptable to you, kindly email the following information:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A.Private telephone number and fax number.&lt;br /&gt;B.Your complete locational address.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As soon as I hear from you, I shall provide you with further clarifications that you may need. Your urgent response is highly anticipated and will be appreciated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best wishes,&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Karl Hermanns&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: In the event you are not willing to assist, kindly notify me to prevent me from making further.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112681658144575386?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112681658144575386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112681658144575386' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112681658144575386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112681658144575386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/does-he-know-spanish.html' title='does he know spanish?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112670654358370884</id><published>2005-09-14T10:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-14T10:04:55.986-04:00</updated><title type='text'>oliver the otter</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Hi Charles!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am so glad that you decided to reach out and email me.  I'm confused, however; what's a "tter"?  Do you mean otter?  Or letter?  The reason I am asking is because a good friend of mine, Janet White, stole my pet otter.  I think she's trying to take my inheritance as well.  Don't believe a word she says!  She's a liar and a thief! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please, write me back and let me know if she brought you Oliver, my Otter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks a million!&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On 9/8/05, CHALES SOLUDO &lt; charles_soludo@mailtocbn.com &gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;FROM THE DESK OF:&lt;br /&gt;PROF CHARLES SOLUDO&lt;br /&gt;CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR&lt;br /&gt;MARINA STREET,&lt;br /&gt;LAGOS-NIGERIA&lt;br /&gt;TEL:234-805-266-0981&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ATTENTION: YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZZETED TO BE RELEASED, VIA KEY TELEX TRANSFER (KTT ) -DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOU OR THROUGH OUR LONDON OFFICE BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE FUND TRANSFER.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MEANWHILE, A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A TTER, CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE. HERE ARE HER INFORMATIONS:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NAME JANET WHITE&lt;br /&gt;BANK NAME: CITI BANK&lt;br /&gt;BANK ADDRESS:ARIZONA, USA.&lt;br /&gt;ACCOUNT Number: 6503809428.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLEASE, DO RECONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE, AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS WOMAN IS FROM YOU SO THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING INTO THE WRONG ACCOUNT NAME. IF THIS WOMAN IS NOT YOUR REP, YOU ARE REQUESTED TO FILL AND SEND THIS INFORMATIONS FOR VERIFICATIONS PURPOSES SO THAT YOUR FUND VALID US $12.5M US DOLLARS WILL BE REMMITTED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT INFO.THIS FUND IS AS A RESULT OF INHERTANCE ON YOUR BEHALF.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    1. YOUR NAME:&lt;br /&gt;    2. YOUR FULL ADDRESS:&lt;br /&gt;    3. YOUR TELEPHONE: &lt;br /&gt;    4. FAX:&lt;br /&gt;    5. AGE:&lt;br /&gt;    6. SEX:&lt;br /&gt;    7. YOUR OCCUPATION:&lt;br /&gt;    8. YOUR VALID ACCOUNT DETAILS:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AS SOON AS WE RECIEVE THIS, WE WILL COMMENCE WITH ALL NESSCCARY PROCEEDURES IN OTHER TO REMMIT THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR, EXECUTIVE, BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE INHERITTANCE FUND HAVE APPROVED AND ACCREDITED THIS REPUTABLE BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE / FOREIGN OPERATIONS,TO HANDLE AND TRANSFER ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS THIS SECOND QUARTER PAYMENT OF THE YEAR.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HOWEVER, WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID MRS.WHITE, IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHEN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCOVINENCE THE DELAY INTRANSFERING OF THIS FUND MUST HAVE CAUSE YOU.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEST REGARDS,&lt;br /&gt;PROF CHARLES SOLUDO&lt;br /&gt;CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CC: ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS&lt;br /&gt;CC: SENATE PRESEDENT&lt;br /&gt;CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]&lt;br /&gt;CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112670654358370884?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112670654358370884/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112670654358370884' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112670654358370884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112670654358370884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/oliver-otter.html' title='oliver the otter'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112662621431269556</id><published>2005-09-13T11:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-13T11:45:58.846-04:00</updated><title type='text'>guess he didn't understand me</title><content type='html'>Well, he &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/you-dont-know-tiger-hand.html"&gt;did write me back&lt;/a&gt;, so of course I called him out on his email.  You know what?  I just insulted him!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;That doesn't sound very legal to me.  I think you're a mugu.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 9/13/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Trevor Goode Percy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;trevor_gp007 com=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/trevor_gp007&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;Attn,&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you so much for your mail, please, if you are intrested in the transaction you have to follow the simple intruction from me and Dr Da Silva Pedro.  i think we don't have much to say on the mail. You have to understand the fact that this transaction has something to do with our bank NAT WEST BANK OF LONDON.  for our own security, once again we don't need to use the bank site for comminication.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regards!&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Van Trevor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112662621431269556?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112662621431269556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112662621431269556' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112662621431269556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112662621431269556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/guess-he-didnt-understand-me.html' title='guess he didn&apos;t understand me'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112662391114338138</id><published>2005-09-13T11:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-13T11:06:39.196-04:00</updated><title type='text'>another lottery scam</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I have quite enough pounds, thank you.  Just ask my doctor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; All kidding aside, I have no need for British money.  I'm American.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;----Original Message Follows----&lt;br /&gt;From: "MR.DAVID JOSE" &lt;davidjose org=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reply-To: mrsevapedro@uboot.com&lt;br /&gt;Subject: CONGRATULATION:::::: YOU HAVE WON&lt;br /&gt;Date: Sun, 11 Sep 2005 12:09:39 +0000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The management of liverpool football club is glad to announce to the world the giving away of the sum of TWENTY MILLION UNITED KINGDOM POUNDS million to 40 lucky email addresses all over the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This promotion is in appreciation of our International Support in the European Champions League Finals In Turkey and the correspondent capital profit in the stock market which was far beyond our projected quarterly earnings. It is also to Mark the Club's over 100 years of cooperate existence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please be informed that all winners in this program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 500,000 companies and individual e-mail addresses database.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your email address happened to one of the lucky winner of five hundred thousand pounds among the Forty email addressess chosen. For all our international winners the value of the amount comes to ($917,956.00 USD) Nine Hundred and Seventeen thousand, Nine hundred and fifty-six United States Dollars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other to claim your £500,000.00 prize, you will have to fill the form below and send it back to us for verification and then you will be inform on how your Cashier's Check for £500,000.00 has already been deposited with your email contact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NAME:&lt;br /&gt;AGE:&lt;br /&gt;SEX:&lt;br /&gt;ADDRESS:&lt;br /&gt;EMAIL:&lt;br /&gt;PHONE No.&lt;br /&gt;OCCUPATION:&lt;br /&gt;COMPANY:&lt;br /&gt;COUNTRY:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please you are adviced to complete the form and send back to us for prompt collection. You are automatically disqualified if you are below 18 years of age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This E-mail message (including attachments, if any) is intended for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged, proprietary, confidential and exempted from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient, you are notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly&lt;br /&gt;prohibited.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;David Jose&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:&lt;br /&gt;MRS.EVA PEDRO.&lt;br /&gt;EMAIL:mrsevapedro@uboot.com&lt;/davidjose&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112662391114338138?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112662391114338138/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112662391114338138' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112662391114338138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112662391114338138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/another-lottery-scam.html' title='another lottery scam'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112662353501094598</id><published>2005-09-13T10:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-13T11:01:12.303-04:00</updated><title type='text'>you don't know tiger hand</title><content type='html'>Mr. Van Trevor's finally replied to &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/pay-attention.html"&gt;my email&lt;/a&gt;, but I don't think he'll like my response this time:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While it annoys me that I cannot contact him by email, I am not about to bellow at the poor man.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Attn,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for your last mail, i called Dr Da Silva Pedro attention about your concern, and he his still saying that it will not be right for him to mail you from his office site, because of the transactoin. that you should mail him or call him on the phone,he will be in the possition to direct you on what to do.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;please, find bellow Dr Da Silva's contact telephone number, his presentely  now in Paris France for an official duty.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;0033-627-237-973  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks and God bless&lt;/div&gt;  Van Trevor.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112662353501094598?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112662353501094598/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112662353501094598' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112662353501094598'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112662353501094598'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/you-dont-know-tiger-hand.html' title='you don&apos;t know tiger hand'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112654773531001935</id><published>2005-09-12T13:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T13:55:35.310-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Apparently, this guy didn't understand my request that he use his company email, but he did  &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/pay-attention.html"&gt;change email accounts&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;As I said in my email last week, Dr. Da Dilva Pedro needs to email me from his company account.  I don't trust yahoo or netscape.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Thanks,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 9/12/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;Trevor Goode Percy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;trevor_gp007@yahoo.com&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Attn,&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;thank you for you mail to me, i also appreciate your concern. please, be advice you get in touch with Dr Da Silva Pedro he his in a legal possition to tell you where to write him.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;God bless&lt;br /&gt;Van Trevor&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112654773531001935?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112654773531001935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112654773531001935' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112654773531001935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112654773531001935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/apparently-this-guy-didnt-understand.html' title=''/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112653208643414844</id><published>2005-09-12T09:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T09:34:46.436-04:00</updated><title type='text'>ignorance is bliss</title><content type='html'>Once again, Bob has &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-had-asked-bob-for-photo-but-he-has.html"&gt;ignored my request for a photo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Bob,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I am not going to meet you.  You have repeatedly ignored my request for a photo.  I do not fly to foreign countries to meet with people I do not know.  That is not safe.  All you had to do was send me a photo of you, and we could have met.   I don't think you ever really wanted to meet me. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; My heart is broken.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 9/12/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;manuel se.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;bob_manu2005@yahoo.co.in&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;div&gt;Hello &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;please for  your  info&lt;/div&gt;   &lt;div&gt;i have just arrived dubai you can  reach me on this number 00971503758347.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;span class="e" id="q_1064a4d5fb8c2c74_1"&gt; &lt;div&gt;regards&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Bob.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112653208643414844?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112653208643414844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112653208643414844' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112653208643414844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112653208643414844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/ignorance-is-bliss.html' title='ignorance is bliss'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112653178581677178</id><published>2005-09-12T09:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T09:30:10.630-04:00</updated><title type='text'>the best laid plans</title><content type='html'>A friend of mine has stepped in to play the role of the fictional "Mrs. Macus" that I supposedly know.  Let's see how Saimon reacts to this email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;My son,&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;It is with excitement that I write to you.  My name is Brigth Macus, but my friends call me Bridge, so please refer to me as Bridge.  My dear sister Adrienne Populi has informed me of your situation and believes we can help each other.  She is currently out of town assisting the survivors of Hurricane Katrina.  It is her wish that I correspond with you and assist you in your time of need in agreement that you join our church as you have since promised.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Coincidentally, as I'm sure Adrienne has informed you, I also have a son named Saimon.  We believe that the best way to get you to America safely would be to pass you off as my son.  However, this can only work if you are at least the same age and height as him.  So before we can continue, I need to know your age, height, and shoe size as it would be best if you wore some of my sons clothes on the plane to further disguise yourself.  Additionally, I need you to email a picture of yourself so I can go ahead and get your passport in order.  This plan is perfectly safe and is in your best interest, so I do hope that you comply with my requests so that we can get you out of the country as soon as possible.  I am so happy to have had the chance to correspond with such a nice individual as yourself and I know that God will get us through this troubling time.  I already have a flight booked for you for September 22nd, but before we can continue I need the information from you that I requested along with a picture of you holding a sign "Love and Trust"...when I see the picture of you and these 3 words, I will know you are true to your word and will not forsake me.  Surely you can ask someone to take your picture for you. I am a psychic/medium and see a bright future for you.  Your mother tells me how pleased she is with you carrying on with her work.  She only wants what is best for you.  Her body may have perished, but her spirit lives on among us.  If there is any question you would like me to ask her for you, then please do as her spirit is going to go into the light as soon as I tell her you are safe and our plan is finalized.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I want you to be in your new home soon.  I love you as my own.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Your mother,&lt;br /&gt;Bridge Macus&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112653178581677178?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112653178581677178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112653178581677178' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112653178581677178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112653178581677178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/best-laid-plans.html' title='the best laid plans'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112636353517937552</id><published>2005-09-10T10:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-10T10:45:35.186-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;I have yet to reply to the following email that I received after claiming that &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/of-course-not.html"&gt;he was rude to Mrs. Macus&lt;/a&gt;.  Maybe I'll have my friend reply...but I want to string him along a little more.  Not sure how yet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Ma,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;I am sure there is a mix-up somewhere as I never received any message from Mrs Macus and I do not know where she received the mail from.Please, tell her to show to you the mail she sent to me and my response, may be she mistakenly sent it to another person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saimon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112636353517937552?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112636353517937552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112636353517937552' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112636353517937552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112636353517937552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-have-yet-to-reply-to-following-email.html' title=''/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112629439915171318</id><published>2005-09-09T15:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-09T15:34:11.093-04:00</updated><title type='text'>pay attention</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Mr. Van Trevo,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Netscape accounts are just as easy to get as a yahoo account. I don't trust the security of such accounts. Anyone may open one. Please have him contact me from his work account. Surely you can appreciate my concerns; we're dealing with a lot of money here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Ms. Adrienne Populi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 9/9/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;MR VAN TREVO&lt;/b&gt; &lt;mr_vantrevo1 com=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/mr_vantrevo1&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Att: Adrienne p,&lt;br /&gt;                              &lt;div&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Thanks for your mail. Please be advise that you get in touch with our foreign payment director Dr Dasilva Pedro at contact telephone number: 0033-627-237-973 or email at: &lt;a href="http://mail.walla.com/ts.cgi?tsscript=compose&amp;amp;to=drdasilva007@netscape.net" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;drdasilva007@netscape.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please it's very immportant that you call him or write him for more details about the transfer, because his in legal possition to pass all details to your attention.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To add to this, Dr Dasilva Pedro is presentely in Paris France for an official meeting, please be free to contact him immediately. God bless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regards!&lt;br /&gt;MR VAN TREVO&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112629439915171318?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112629439915171318/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112629439915171318' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112629439915171318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112629439915171318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/pay-attention.html' title='pay attention'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112628867008170177</id><published>2005-09-09T13:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-09T13:57:50.083-04:00</updated><title type='text'>of course not</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Saimon,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Mrs. Macus said she wrote you an email and that you were rude to her.  I do not know what it is going on, but please email me.  What happened?  She's so upset that she said she won't speak to anyone. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 9/7/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;elizabeth macus&lt;/b&gt; &lt;macuselizabeth6@yahoo.fr&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;div&gt;Hello Ma,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;I am sorry if said some hurting in my mail, but i was only trying to let you know that you are the only one i have for now and since you said this woman Mrs Macus is the US and she is a good cristain and I think it is good thing to link us together, and I will like you to talk to her on my behalf, even if she will be one to help me out I still consider you as my mum and I will still put the money in your care when it eventually gets to your possession.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Your son,&lt;/div&gt; &lt;span class="e" id="q_106320f03179d87d_1"&gt; &lt;div&gt;Saimon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112628867008170177?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112628867008170177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112628867008170177' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112628867008170177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112628867008170177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/of-course-not.html' title='of course not'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112628848449803656</id><published>2005-09-09T13:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-09T13:55:26.586-04:00</updated><title type='text'>email addresses</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Mr. Van Trevo,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I don't feel comfortable emailing an individual at a yahoo account. Anyone can open a yahoo email account. For someone with such an important position, he should have an email account with his company. Please, for the security of our communications and transactions, have Dr Dasilva Pedro email me from his company email address. I look forward to hearing from you soon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Thank you.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 8/30/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;MR VAN TREVO&lt;/b&gt; &lt;mr_vantrevo1 com=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/mr_vantrevo1&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt; &lt;div style="font-family: Arial;" name="wrteplaceholder"&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Att:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am a staff of Natwest Bank London. I am writing following an oppurtunity in my office that will be of imense benefit to both of us. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $19.5million Dollars (Ninteen million five hundred thousan Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers Late Mr. Morris Thompson an American who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000, including his wife and only daughter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;You shall read more about the crash on visiting this site. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02&lt;wbr&gt;/01/alaska.airlines.list/&lt;/a&gt; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nativefederation.org/history/people/mThompson.html" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;http://www.nativefederation&lt;wbr&gt;.org/history/people/mThompson&lt;wbr&gt;.html&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin or relatives to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin being his only daughter died along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody with the knowledge of this fund behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and two other officials in this department now decided to make business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin or beneficiary of the funds for safety keeping and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go back into Government treasury as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that such money remained after five years the money will be transferred into banking treasury as unclaimed funds. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;We agreed that 15% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, while the balance will be for me and my colleagues. I will visit your country for the disbursement according to the percentages indicated above once this money gets into your account. Please be honest to me and my colleagues trust is our watchword in this transaction. Note this transaction is confidential and risk free. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;As soon as you receive this mail.please do your very best to get in touch with our (FOREIGN PAYMENT DIRECTOR) &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;email at: &lt;a href="mailto:dr_dasilva007pedro@yahoo.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;dr_dasilva007pedro@yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Please note that all necessary arrangement for the smooth release of these funds has been finalised. Our Foreign Payment Director,Dr Dasilva Pedro will give you specific instruction on what to do. Please in your response include your telephone number for easy communication between us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best Regards!&lt;br /&gt;MR VAN TREVO&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112628848449803656?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112628848449803656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112628848449803656' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112628848449803656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112628848449803656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/email-addresses.html' title='email addresses'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112612064964651943</id><published>2005-09-07T15:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-07T15:17:29.653-04:00</updated><title type='text'>score one for adrienne</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Saimon,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I am offended that you would think so poorly of me.  I am a fine, upstanding Christian.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I do not know where Mrs. Macus is living these days.  You are the only person I know in Africa, as our missionaries have returned to the USA.  Mrs. Macus served as one of our missionaries.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; As I stated previously, I am unable to help you financially, as our funds have been depleted because of Hurricane Katrina.  I care about you, my child, so I was trying to offer you an alternative.  If you're going to treat me with such distrust, then I am afraid that I cannot help you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; God be with you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 9/7/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;elizabeth macus&lt;/b&gt; &lt;macuselizabeth6@yahoo.fr&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dear Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;What a coincident? However, I will like to know this woman if she is not living in the same country with me here, and I want to know how you intend to open the account.Meanwhile, I can not allow the money to be mixed-up with somebody else fund.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;If you intend to help, I will prefer if you do this personally yourself and noth with another person.In fact I am curious about this Mrs Bright Macus, I do not think I will like to meet her, or she might be bait.Plesae, do not mention the money at the bank with anybody.Because, our appartment was invaded before the death of mum and there were some documents that were taken away.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;I am scare about the whole thing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="e" id="q_10631fecd2a00f8c_1"&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Saimon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112612064964651943?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112612064964651943/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112612064964651943' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112612064964651943'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112612064964651943'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/score-one-for-adrienne.html' title='score one for adrienne'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112610040936718134</id><published>2005-09-07T09:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-07T09:40:09.373-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i call bullshit</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Saimon,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I have located an individual that may be of some assistance to you.  Her name is Mrs. Brigth Macus and she is a nationality of Tanzania.  You have the same name as her son.  We can set up an account and pass you off as her son, which will let you get the money out of the country.  Would you like me to introduce the two of you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 9/6/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;elizabeth macus&lt;/b&gt; &lt;macuselizabeth6@yahoo.fr&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dear Ma,&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;My church is trying for my up-keep, but the situation is very hard and i begin to feel the absence of my late parents, though nobody knows about the money at the bank, and I do not want anybody's involvement here. This is Africa, one never can tell and concerning the government here the country going through a civilr war which we do not know what will be end and will not do anything stupid to lose the money here.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saimon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112610040936718134?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112610040936718134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112610040936718134' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112610040936718134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112610040936718134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-call-bullshit.html' title='i call bullshit'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112601464149131651</id><published>2005-09-06T09:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-06T09:53:57.713-04:00</updated><title type='text'>do you?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Here's Saimon's reply to &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/hes-moving-on-fast.html"&gt;my last email&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for your message, I do understand your situation also.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saimon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-----------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Damn.  I don't know what to say now, so I'll just send this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Saimon,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Have you contacted your local church?  Or your government?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112601464149131651?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112601464149131651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112601464149131651' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112601464149131651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112601464149131651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/do-you.html' title='do you?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112594849769397781</id><published>2005-09-05T15:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-05T15:30:32.910-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I had asked Bob for &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/hes-not-romantic.html"&gt;a photo&lt;/a&gt;, but he has not sent me one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hi Bob,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I am getting very frustrated.  I asked to see a photo of you and you haven't sent me one.  I can't meet you if I do not know what you look like.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hellllllo,&lt;br /&gt;That sounds nice. i will be there too by the weekend by the grace of God. so let us keep our fingers crossed. secondly seing is beliveing let us meet in dubai fist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;regards&lt;br /&gt;Bob&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112594849769397781?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112594849769397781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112594849769397781' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112594849769397781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112594849769397781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-had-asked-bob-for-photo-but-he-has.html' title=''/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112594826786862658</id><published>2005-09-05T15:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-05T15:33:03.636-04:00</updated><title type='text'>he's moving on fast</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Saimon,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; My heart aches for you and your family.  I wish there was something I could do for you, but my church has spent all of its relief efforts down in New Orleans.  I am not sure if you know, but a week ago, a hurricane destroyed the city.  As it is, my church has strict guidelines on sending relief.  I don't know what I can do.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Rev. Adrienne Populi,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you so much for your concern, at least at this point that I do not not have anybody by my side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;My immediate concern now, is how to conclude mum's funeral arrangement, as there is no help from anybody and I do not have enough money for the funeral preparation. Whatever assistance you can render will so much be appreciated and I will for ever remain commited to you, your entired church and family.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is my will to come over to your country after the funeral to continue to my education career, you being a christain I will not find it difficult to cope with you and I will also like to worship with you in your church. I will like you to use the money my father behind in the bank here as for church activities and to also help needy people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;I will like to hear from you soonest.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sincerely yours,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Saimon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112594826786862658?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112594826786862658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112594826786862658' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112594826786862658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112594826786862658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/hes-moving-on-fast.html' title='he&apos;s moving on fast'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112581748793491861</id><published>2005-09-04T03:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-04T03:04:47.936-04:00</updated><title type='text'>condolences</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Saimon,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I am sorry to hear of your loss.  May God be with you and your family.  If there is anything I can do to help you, please let me know.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112581748793491861?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112581748793491861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112581748793491861' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112581748793491861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112581748793491861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/condolences.html' title='condolences'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112581730055441942</id><published>2005-09-04T02:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-04T03:02:52.843-04:00</updated><title type='text'>how sad</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Remember the guy who &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/confusion-abounds.html"&gt;called me his aunt and said he was my son&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well,  he wrote me back:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Rev. Adrienne Populi,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Regarding, the perspective of calling you Aunty, this is symbol of respect here in Africa as we do respect anybody that is our parents category, but if this annoyed you, I am soory about.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am writing you this mail just let you know that mum did not survive the operation, she died after the operation and I have been so sad all these while which is the reason why I have not writen you.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will communicate with you again.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Saimon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112581730055441942?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112581730055441942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112581730055441942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112581730055441942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112581730055441942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/how-sad.html' title='how sad'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112566569834851912</id><published>2005-09-02T08:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-02T08:54:58.360-04:00</updated><title type='text'>he's not a romantic</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hi Bob,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I looked at tickets today.  The earliest I could possibly fly out to Dubai would be September 12th.  Is that ok with you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; You haven't sent me your picture, yet, baby.  Please do, so I know who I am meeting!  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Love,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes go ahead and buy your ticket.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;i will be in dubai next week myself.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;so please let me have you flight shed.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;regards&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Bob&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112566569834851912?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112566569834851912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112566569834851912' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112566569834851912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112566569834851912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/hes-not-romantic.html' title='he&apos;s not a romantic'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112560030575615190</id><published>2005-09-01T14:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-01T14:45:05.756-04:00</updated><title type='text'>what about bob?</title><content type='html'>It's been &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/heres-my-reply-to-bobs-latest-email.html"&gt;a month&lt;/a&gt; since I last heard from "Bob."  At that time, he said he was going to be on bed rest for a month.  I decided to email him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hi Bob!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; It's been a month!  I'm ready to buy my plane tickets.  Can you send me the details of where to meet, etc?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I do hope you're doing well.  I've really missed your emails.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Love you,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112560030575615190?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112560030575615190/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112560030575615190' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112560030575615190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112560030575615190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/what-about-bob.html' title='what about bob?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112559990194820801</id><published>2005-09-01T14:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-01T14:41:58.566-04:00</updated><title type='text'>lottery</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I apologize in how long it's taken me to reply to your email.  I have been very busy with work.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I have a question...is it possible for me to get this money in $10 bills? I really love the number 10. In fact, that is why I won. You can see the number in my "lucky numbers." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I am so glad I trusted Felipe on that number.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;----Original Message Follows----&lt;br /&gt;From: MARISEY ALI&lt;br /&gt;To: ALIMARISEYFORAGlucky@go.com&lt;br /&gt;Subject: CONGRATULATION YOU HAVE WON&lt;br /&gt;Date: Wed, 17 Aug 2005 03:27:47 -0700 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DESK OF THE PRESIDENT,&lt;br /&gt;ZONAL CO-ORDINATOR&lt;br /&gt;EMAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION&lt;br /&gt;LUCKYDAY INTERNATIONAL NL&lt;br /&gt;PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT&lt;br /&gt;ZUPTEN, NEDERLANDS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REFERENCE-NUMBERS: 94631/DPA/2005&lt;br /&gt;BATCH-NUMBERS: 917L/0185/LDNL&lt;br /&gt;WINNING SECURITY-CODE: DPA-C /3241/307&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SUBJECT:  RE-FINAL NOTICE/WINNING NOTIFICATION&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Winner,&lt;br /&gt;We are delighted to inform you of the result of Email Lottery Promotion held on the 15TH AUGUST 2005 and that you were one of the FIVE LUCKY WINNERS andyour e-mail address attached to - SERIAL-NUMBERS: 9004-2514 - LUCKY-NUMBERS: 2-30-52-10-7-8 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of $500,000 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CONGRATULATIONS!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please be informed that all participants were selected through a computerballot system drawn from over 65,000 company and 250,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.Please to file in for your claims,contact our Claim's Agent:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MR ED VAN BENSLEY&lt;br /&gt;Foreign Remittance operation manager,&lt;br /&gt;DPA-AGENCY(financialpeople)&lt;br /&gt;Reply-Email: dpafinancial01@netscape.net&lt;br /&gt;Telephone: +31 652 241 545&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please do remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 25 AUGUST,2005.After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, if you wish to file in for your claims,you are therefore requested to qoute the following claims requirements to the above reply email address:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Serial and Lucky-Numbers.&lt;br /&gt;2. Your Full Names and Address.&lt;br /&gt;3. Telephone and Fax Numbers.&lt;br /&gt;4. Winning-Security Code numbers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely yours,&lt;br /&gt;MR VAN DER VALK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;alimariseyforaglucky com=""&gt;OPERATIONAL MANAGER&lt;/alimariseyforaglucky&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112559990194820801?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112559990194820801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112559990194820801' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112559990194820801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112559990194820801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/lottery.html' title='lottery'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112559971427067302</id><published>2005-09-01T14:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-01T14:35:14.276-04:00</updated><title type='text'>confusion abounds</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; I am confused; I have never met you before and you call me your aunt and you say you are my son.  That, my dear, is impossible.  My name is not Mary.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="gmail_quote"&gt;On 8/9/05, &lt;b class="gmail_sendername"&gt;elizabeth macus&lt;/b&gt; &lt;macuselizabeth6@yahoo.fr&gt; wrote:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dear Anty,&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;I am sorry to inform you that mum has been hospitalised for two days now and she will have a surgical operation tomorrow according to her doctor.she told to inform you about her condition and give to you the bank contact that she has already introduced you the bank director.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Anty, I do not know anything about transfer and I do not know if it will involve any finacial engament from your side, but if it does I will only plead to you to try your best as you are good christain like us here. I want you to also know that I will soon join you and become your son and also a member of your church.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Mum is suffering agreat deal now with her present health plight and she needs our supports and prayers, I beg you to join me in prayer that her surgical operation goes successfuly, to me and my mum money is nothing as it is just a worldly thing which is the reason why she wants the money to be used for the poor people, church building and so on.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Here is the bank contact below&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;BANK CONTACT&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;" align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"&gt;Banque International De I'Afrique De&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"&gt; l'Ouest&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:78%;"&gt;Siège Social avenue franchet d'esperey 01 B.P.1289,Abidjan 01 Cote d'Ivoire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Bill and Exchange/Remittance Director's office Foreign Remittance Department&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Phone +225 2247 8318 Fax +225 2247 3808 &lt;a href="http://us.f543.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=biaociinfo@mail2webmastercom" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#003399;"&gt;Email:biaociinfo@mail2webmaster&lt;wbr&gt;com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Try to contact the bank director as soon as you receive this message and please forward to me your personal telephone and fax numbers for me to be able to communicate with you easily.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Your son, Saimon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112559971427067302?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112559971427067302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112559971427067302' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112559971427067302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112559971427067302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/09/confusion-abounds.html' title='confusion abounds'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112354992345613524</id><published>2005-08-08T21:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-08T21:12:03.463-04:00</updated><title type='text'>haven't heard from the others</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Mrs. Macus,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I am pleased to get your email and wish to help you.  However, I cannot provide any financial assistance to you, as you are not a member of my church.  If there is any other way I can help you, please let me know.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On 8/5/05, elizabeth macus &lt;macuselizabeth6@yahoo.fr&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; From Mrs Stella Macus&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Dearest in christ Mrs Adrienne Populi.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; My name is Mrs Elizabeth Macus,a nationality of Tanzania. I got your contact&lt;br /&gt;&gt; from the chambers of commerce here, your esteem recomendation was given to&lt;br /&gt;&gt; me as a trust worthy person thus,I decided to write you this letter.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&gt; I got married to late Mr.Bassey Macus who worked with Tanzania embassy in&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Cote d'Ivoire for nine years before he died in the year Octorber 2003.We&lt;br /&gt;&gt; were married for twenty years with a child who is now in a bible school, I&lt;br /&gt;&gt; will want you to take my son (Saimon) as your own son and take a very good&lt;br /&gt;&gt; care of him as soon as the money is released to you by the bank.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Before my husband's death we were both born again Christians. When my late&lt;br /&gt;&gt; husband was alive we deposited the sum of $21 Million (Tweenty one million&lt;br /&gt;&gt; U.S. Dollars) "which he acquired from gold field he inherited from his late&lt;br /&gt;&gt; father" in an International Bank here for foreign establsiment project,but&lt;br /&gt;&gt; unfortunately he did not realise the project before his death. Presently,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; this money is still with the International Bank.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months&lt;br /&gt;&gt; due to my cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having&lt;br /&gt;&gt; known my condition I decided to donate this fund to churches or better still&lt;br /&gt;&gt; a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to&lt;br /&gt;&gt; instruct here in. I want a person or church that will use this fund to&lt;br /&gt;&gt; churches, orphanages, research centres and widows propagating the word of&lt;br /&gt;&gt; God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to&lt;br /&gt;&gt; understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&gt; I took this decision because I and my late husband decided to use some of&lt;br /&gt;&gt; the money to work for God and my husband´s relatives are not Christians and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; I don´t want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I&lt;br /&gt;&gt; don´t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&gt; I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to. I know that I am&lt;br /&gt;&gt; going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord&lt;br /&gt;&gt; will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not want any telephone&lt;br /&gt;&gt; communication in this regard because of my health and because my late&lt;br /&gt;&gt; husband's family relatives are always around me and this could be dangerouse&lt;br /&gt;&gt; to me and my son's live if they know about the money. I don´t want any of my&lt;br /&gt;&gt; husband family relatives to recieve this money. With God all things are&lt;br /&gt;&gt; possible.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&gt; As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank&lt;br /&gt;&gt; where the money is, so that they will tell you the procedures to transfer&lt;br /&gt;&gt; the money to your country. I want you and the churches to always pray for me&lt;br /&gt;&gt; because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a&lt;br /&gt;&gt; worthy Christian. I shall also personally introduce you to the bank&lt;br /&gt;&gt; management as the rightful beneficiary to the money for transfer process in&lt;br /&gt;&gt; your name.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Please always be prayerful all through your life.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will&lt;br /&gt;&gt; act accordingly as I stated here.Expecting to hearing from you soonest.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Remain blessed in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Mrs. Elizabeth Macus.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  ________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  Appel audio GRATUIT partout dans le monde avec le nouveau Yahoo! Messenger&lt;br /&gt;&gt;  Téléchargez le ici !&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112354992345613524?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112354992345613524/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112354992345613524' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112354992345613524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112354992345613524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/havent-heard-from-others.html' title='haven&apos;t heard from the others'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112325211623655414</id><published>2005-08-05T10:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-05T10:29:29.816-04:00</updated><title type='text'>introducing spammers to each other</title><content type='html'>The newest spam I've received:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Dearest one, &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Complement of the season to you overthere. I am Mrs. Grace Marcus from Ivory Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my husband a couple of months ago. My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa Exporting Board until his death . He was assassinated last january by the rebelles following the political uprising. &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before his death he had up to the tune of $9.5M.USD which he deposited in one of the International Bank here of which he said it was for the importation of cocoa processing machine. I want you to do me a favour to claim this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary . I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only son Mathew, indicate your interest in replying soonest. &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks and God bless you . &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Mrs. Grace Marcus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;OH!  Who does this remind you of??&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Mrs. Marcus,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I want to introduce you to Mrs. Akala. Perhaps you two can help each other out, since you both have the same situation. I mean, how many people were waiting to buy a cocoa processing machine? As I told Mrs. Akala, I can get you a better deal on a machine; you don't need to spend that much money on one.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Here's her email:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Good Day,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; I am Mrs. Aniese Akala from Ivory Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; husband a couple of months ago. My husband was a serving director of the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Cocoa exporting board until his death .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; He was assassinated last january by the rebelles following the political&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; uprising. Before his death he had up to the tune of $10.5M.USD which he kept&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; in one of the International Bank here, He explained to me that it was for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; the importation of cocoa processing machine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; I want you to do me a favour to claim this funds to a safe account in your&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; country or any safer place as the beneficiary . I have plans to do&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; my only son Clement, indicate your interest in replying through::&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; anikb67@yahoo.fr&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; I hope to hear from you soon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Thanks and God bless&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Regards,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Mrs. Aniese Akala &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;On 8/2/05, macus grace &lt;grace_mac02 fr=""&gt; wrote:&lt;/grace_mac02&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Dearest one, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Complement of the season to you overthere. I am Mrs. Grace Marcus from Ivory&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my husband a couple of months ago. My&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; husband was a serving director of the Cocoa Exporting Board until his death&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; . He was assassinated last january by the rebelles following the political&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; uprising. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Before his death he had up to the tune of $9.5M.USD which he deposited  in&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; one of the International Bank here of which he said it was for the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; importation of cocoa processing machine. I want you to do me a favour to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; claim this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; beneficiary . I have plans to do investment in your country, like real&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; estate and industrial production. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; and my only son Mathew, indicate your interest in replying soonest. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Thanks and God bless you . &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&gt; Mrs. Grace Marcus. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112325211623655414?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112325211623655414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112325211623655414' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112325211623655414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112325211623655414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/introducing-spammers-to-each-other.html' title='introducing spammers to each other'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112325182668299389</id><published>2005-08-05T10:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-05T10:23:46.683-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Here's my reply to Bob's &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/bobs-reply.html"&gt;latest email&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hi Bob!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I am glad you're feeling better!  You seem like such a nice guy.  I can't wait to meet you in person.  I hope your cousin is as nice as you.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;You never told me what you thought of the picture I sent you.  Do you think we have a chance at a future together?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Do you have a picture you can send me?  I want to see a photo of you!  I bet you're handsome.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Love you,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112325182668299389?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112325182668299389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112325182668299389' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112325182668299389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112325182668299389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/heres-my-reply-to-bobs-latest-email.html' title=''/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112325161306398068</id><published>2005-08-05T10:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-05T10:20:13.063-04:00</updated><title type='text'>bob's reply</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Meanwhile, I had not heard from "Bob," so I decided to send him another message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;" class="q"&gt;Hi Bob,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How did your medical treatment go? I'm anxiously awaiting your email! Let me know how you're doing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hello Adrienne,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lots of thanks  for your care.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think an am bit better.&lt;/div&gt;      &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but the Dr  said that i sholud have a  one  month rest that means i will go back to africa today  night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then i will send my cousine to meet you in dubai to take action.  but i will join you in dubai  as  soon as i am on my feet.&lt;/div&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;meanwhile i will give you my telephone number immdiately i get to  africa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so please make you programmes and let me know.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;regards&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;bob&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;" class="q"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112325161306398068?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112325161306398068/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112325161306398068' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112325161306398068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112325161306398068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/bobs-reply.html' title='bob&apos;s reply'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112325137451910247</id><published>2005-08-05T10:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-05T10:16:14.526-04:00</updated><title type='text'>wocka wocka wocka</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Don't you love &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/tables-are-turned.html"&gt;getting a spammer in trouble&lt;/a&gt;?  Not that I believe any of this crap, but we'll see what "Anita" decides to do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Dear Madam,&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Thanks for your message. All we know is that her late husband deposited a consignment here in our custody long timle ago and consignment has overstayed in our custody.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;We do not have an idea of what it contains, anyway will contact her and let her know that you have contacted us and reveal to us that consignment consists money, we she will have to explain this.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Yours faithfully,&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Dr Dikko.&lt;br /&gt;Director&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112325137451910247?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112325137451910247/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112325137451910247' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112325137451910247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112325137451910247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/wocka-wocka-wocka.html' title='wocka wocka wocka'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112318196957035382</id><published>2005-08-04T14:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-04T14:59:29.570-04:00</updated><title type='text'>catching up</title><content type='html'>It's been a couple of weeks since we last heard from &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/shes-back.html"&gt;Linda&lt;/a&gt;, so I decided to throw out an email to "bait" her.  Let's see if/how she responds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Linda,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;It has now been several weeks and the security company has not replied &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;to the email I sent to them.  I do not believe that they are being &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;honest with you.  I think you should conduct your business elsewhere.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112318196957035382?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112318196957035382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112318196957035382' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112318196957035382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112318196957035382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/catching-up.html' title='catching up'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112318166823669821</id><published>2005-08-04T14:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-04T14:54:28.243-04:00</updated><title type='text'>the tables are turned</title><content type='html'>The following is an email I sent to the "security company" that Anita wanted me to contact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I am supposed to contact you.  I thought you should know that this lady is not only rude (she keeps calling me "mister," and I am a lady), but she is trying to swindle you.  As an honest woman, I can't perpetuate her lie.  What should I say to her?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---------- Forwarded message ----------&lt;br /&gt;From: anita akala &lt;anikb67@yahoo.fr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Date: Aug 4, 2005 7:50 AM&lt;br /&gt;Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR HELP&lt;br /&gt;To: "adrienne p." &lt;goawayjerk@gmail.com&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Adrienne P,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks a lot for your reply,concerns and williness to assist us in this transaction. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thus you are required to contact security company director here in Abidjan and demand from him the procedures to claim the box,that you want to know the process of  how the consignment deposited by my late husband can be released to you,I have already introduced you to him after reading your last mail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, that the security company does not know the actual content of the consignment and I do not want you to reveal this to him.All you need to do is to contact the director and tell him that you are the rightful beneficiary to the consignment with these CODES;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CONSIGNMENT INFORMATION&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DEPOSTORY CODE:ASSWL68ZLH&lt;br /&gt;SECURITY CODE: 2000/ASSW/TUR&lt;br /&gt;SERIAL CODE: AS00457S&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I am so desperate to leave this country at the slightest opportunity for security reasons, and this I depend on you, to send to me some money after the consignment must have been released to you, because I do not have any money on me now to survive on which is the reason why you need to expedite the retrival process.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have contacted the security company Director after reading your message, I mentioned you to him  that you are the rightful beneficiary to the consignment in their custody that you will contact him to know the procedures to retrieve the consignment as soon as possible.Now he is rightly waiting to hearing from you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECURITY COMPANY CONTACT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ASSISTANCE 2000 SECURITY AND SERVICES ABIDJAN COTE D' IVOIRE &lt;br /&gt;TEL:+225 07493433          FAX:+225  21284423&lt;br /&gt;EMAIL:  assistance2000sec@consultant.com&lt;br /&gt;CONTACT PERSON: DR HUBERT DIKKO, DIRECTOR&lt;br /&gt;Mobile:+225 0749 3433&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feel free to contact him and demand from him the process to claim the consignment from their custody.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once again,please make sure you do not reveal to the security company that the consignment contains money for safety reasons, as they beleive that it contains Family Valuables as it was decleared by my husbandr when he deposited the consignment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will be waiting to hearing from you soonest after your discussion with the security company's director DR HUBERT DIKKO.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally,I would like you to sincerely help me in this transaction and not to deny me of the money when the consignment gets to your possesion because, this is the only hope I have to survive on with my son.Or if you wish to travel down to Africa here to meet with and my son, I will so much appreciate it, but if you find it difficult to travel down, you should suggest to the security company that you wish to receive the consignment in your country that you will like to know their process to deliver the consignment to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am waiting for your soonest reply,for us to conclude this transaction as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. Anita&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112318166823669821?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112318166823669821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112318166823669821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112318166823669821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112318166823669821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/tables-are-turned.html' title='the tables are turned'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112309680157746740</id><published>2005-08-03T15:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-03T15:21:42.120-04:00</updated><title type='text'>clarification</title><content type='html'>Pay attention when I am &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/mister.html"&gt;talking to you&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Anita,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I didn't say I wanted anything.  I just said I am not a man.  You referred to me as "Mr. Adrienne."  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I have read your email and I am not sure how I can help you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On 8/3/05, anita akala &lt;anikb67 fr=""&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; dear adrienne ,&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; What do you want now?&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; regards,&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Anita&lt;/anikb67&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112309680157746740?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112309680157746740/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112309680157746740' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112309680157746740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112309680157746740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/clarification.html' title='clarification'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112309307142226565</id><published>2005-08-03T14:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-03T14:18:16.620-04:00</updated><title type='text'>mister?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Anita,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I am not a man.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sincerely, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On 8/3/05, anita akala &lt;anikb67 fr=""&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;Dear Mr. Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for your mail, please go through my previous message to you, so that you can understand me better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks God bless you,&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. Anita&lt;/anikb67&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112309307142226565?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112309307142226565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112309307142226565' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112309307142226565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112309307142226565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/mister.html' title='mister?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112301088955983247</id><published>2005-08-02T15:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-02T15:29:48.796-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Did she even read my &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/no-one-knows-what-its-like-to-be-bad.html"&gt;email&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dearest Adrienne,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks alot for your immediate reply, concern and williness to assist me in this matter. As a matter of fact I am more than happy to read your mail in which you indicated your INTEREST, I am also happy that I got the right person to entrust the money to.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First and foremost, I want you to be aware that I have discussed things with my son (CLEMENT) concerning how he will meet you as soon as the money is released to you by the bank here. I will personally introduced you to the bank's management first thing this afternoon before I go to the hospital to see my doctor for medical check up.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I shall also give to you the contact of the bank in my next message to you, after I must have introduced you to the bank Director Dr Fransis Frichet, so that he will tell you the procedures to receive the money into your foreign account. &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am not feeling very fine as I am writing you this message,I wll communicate with you to soonest, when I return from the hospital.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, you should not be afraid at all to help as this transaction is 100% risk free.I hope the bank here will be able to explain to you better on what to do to receiving the money into your account there in your country.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Expecting to hearing from you soonest. Please for further communication i would like you to replt through this adress: &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:anikb0067@yahoo.fr" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;anikb0067@yahoo.fr&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remain blessed in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. Anita.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dear Anita,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Do you still need me to tell you about a good, less expensive cocoa processing machine?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;CEO Productivity Machinery&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112301088955983247?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112301088955983247/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112301088955983247' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112301088955983247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112301088955983247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/did-she-even-read-my-email-dearest.html' title=''/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112300437022789206</id><published>2005-08-02T13:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-12-07T09:03:39.063-05:00</updated><title type='text'>thinking about you</title><content type='html'>Here's my reply to Bob's &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/ferry-tale.html"&gt;email&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hi Bob,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I hope the medical help that you need is for nothing too serious! I'd hate to think that I won't get more emails from you. That said, I'll wait for you to return to Dubai before I start looking for plane tickets.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Can you send me a picture of you? I want to be able to picture you in my head. I'm attaching one of me. My ex took it when I was playing around in the bathtub. It's cute, don't you think?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I'm thinking about you!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Love you,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="sg"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the &lt;a href="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/goawayjerk/adrienne2.jpg"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;.  It's not safe for work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112300437022789206?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112300437022789206/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112300437022789206' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112300437022789206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112300437022789206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/thinking-about-you.html' title='thinking about you'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112300367973445340</id><published>2005-08-02T13:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-02T13:28:49.206-04:00</updated><title type='text'>ferry tale</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/this-guy-cant-make-up-his-mind.html"&gt;Bob&lt;/a&gt; wrote back to me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello Adrienne ,&lt;/div&gt;   &lt;div&gt;Compliments  of the day and how  are you today?  hope that all is well?&lt;/div&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lots of thanks for your mail. personaly my story sounds like a ferry tale but, it is a true life story. if you have gone through my letter carefully understude, this consignment is in dubai for now deposited in a diplomatic firm hence my search for a reliable and capable hand. therefore i will want to know you capabilty to come down to dubai so that we can take the delivery of this consingnment, open a joint account like a company account so that we can be able to transfer this fund through to your country then we can start to go about on how to invest it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;    &lt;div&gt;but for your infomention, i am now in India for medical reasons. i will fly back to dubai as soon as am through with treatment. all the same, you can contact me on my mobile phone number&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;00919819302476.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;regards&lt;/div&gt;  Bob&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112300367973445340?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112300367973445340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112300367973445340' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112300367973445340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112300367973445340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/ferry-tale.html' title='ferry tale'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112299101996022137</id><published>2005-08-02T09:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-02T09:59:33.176-04:00</updated><title type='text'>this guy can't make up his mind</title><content type='html'>REQUEST FOR AN URGENT ASSISTANCE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sir,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am Bobmax from Zaire, presently known as Democratic Republic of Congo. I am the son of late Maramotto Sese Seiko, the former Central Bank Governor, during the regime of his immediate senior brother, late president Mobutu Sese Seiko of Zaire, Republic of Congo. I got your contact from Chambers of Commerce and Industry here in Dubai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a result of my discrete search for a reliable foreign partner, I am delighted to confront you based on a profile conviction about your experience in investment programme. I now decided to write you as well as to let you know that I need your assistance in helping me to invest my money. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fact, I left my country with a reasonable amount of money, which belongs to my late father during the time of war in my country when the present government, controlled by President Laurent Kabila, who sent my uncle away from the presidential seat, and my father was shot by the rebels, I managed to leave the country with the sum of (US. 10,000,000.00) Ten Million US Dollars, which is with me here in Dubai, in cash as well. Hoping you will respond to my call to assist me in investing this money, because I am totally ignorant of investment and I was in school when the war broke out in my country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For your assistance and co-operation, I have decided to bequeath to you, 15% of the total sum involved and 5% mapped out for any miscellaneous expenses that we may incur during the process of transferring this money to your country. Moreover, it is risk free in the sense that I have taken proper care of all the formalities regarding to this transaction. I am presently 30 years of age and should not be expected to withdraw this fund from the security firm where I deposited it for safekeeping till I am convinced that you can be able to take care of the transaction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bottom line is that we need to meet  here in Dubai to arrange on the relocation of the funds to your country. Items and the things I want are:&lt;br /&gt;1.         Helping me to bank the money in a safe account.&lt;br /&gt;2.         Help me to get residential papers and giving me directions as to what to invest on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please give me a call as soon as you receive my message to enable me finalize with the security company, where I deposited it for safekeeping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best regards,&lt;br /&gt;Bobmanuel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hey Baby,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;You didn't give me your phone number.  How am I supposed to call you?  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;You know, I can definitely help you with some investment ideas.  I'd &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;love to invest in the 7-star hotel you guys have in Dubai.  What do &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;you think about that?  Please email me soon!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Love you,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;" class="sg"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112299101996022137?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112299101996022137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112299101996022137' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112299101996022137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112299101996022137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/this-guy-cant-make-up-his-mind.html' title='this guy can&apos;t make up his mind'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112299064358282616</id><published>2005-08-02T09:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-02T09:51:26.096-04:00</updated><title type='text'>no one knows what it's like to be the bad guy</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Good Day,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am Mrs. Aniese Akala from Ivory Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my husband a couple of months ago. My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death .&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;He was assassinated last january by the rebelles following the political uprising. Before his death he had up to the tune of $10.5M.USD which he kept in one of the International Bank here, He explained to me that it was for the importation of cocoa processing machine.&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want you to do me a favour to claim this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary . I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only son Clement, indicate your interest in replying through:: &lt;a href="mailto:anikb67@yahoo.fr" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;anikb67@yahoo.fr&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope to hear from you soon&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Thanks and God bless&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Regards,&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Mrs. Aniese Akala&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I am sorry to hear about your loss.  Did your husband explain to you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;why the cocoa processing machine cost so much?  I can get you a much &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;better deal on them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;CEO Productivity Manufacturers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112299064358282616?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112299064358282616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112299064358282616' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112299064358282616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112299064358282616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/08/no-one-knows-what-its-like-to-be-bad.html' title='no one knows what it&apos;s like to be the bad guy'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112255309370709163</id><published>2005-07-28T08:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-28T08:19:50.746-04:00</updated><title type='text'>two can play this game</title><content type='html'>&lt;font&gt;His subject line indicated that he'd call me.  I wonder what he'll make of the "rejection line" number I used.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I'm still waiting for a photo of you holding a sign with our motto!  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On 7/27/05, quazihossain60@netscape.net &lt;quazihossain60 net=""&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Dear Friend&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; I am very sorry for the little delay in my response to your email.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Is rest assured that you will be handsomely compensated, first 10% of the total investment cash goes to you for the anticipated assistance you will render in the securing of the funds from the present location and the arrangement for the banking of the funds pending the final execution of the investment plan you will present.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Besides the above, you will be entitled to 35% equity of the proposed investment. As the anticipated Manager of the business you will also be entitled to salary as it is in normal business practice.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; However, we will go into an agreement in the form of a memorandum of understanding that will be our guideline in the mode of executing this business. Note that your role in this arrangement is keyed.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; I am looking forward to your expeditious response.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Thank you&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Quazi Hossain&lt;/quazihossain60&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112255309370709163?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112255309370709163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112255309370709163' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112255309370709163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112255309370709163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/two-can-play-this-game.html' title='two can play this game'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112247230710371513</id><published>2005-07-27T09:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-27T09:51:47.106-04:00</updated><title type='text'>TRUST AND LOVE: Formidable force</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;My Dear Sir,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I am most honored that you would entrust me with this sort of undertaking.  As I mentioned in my previous email, I am an adult movie star.  I've been looking for a way to invest my money and this sounds wonderful!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Name: Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Phone:  703-912-1725&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Address: 742 Evergreen Terrace&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Springfield, VA 22150&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Email: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-weight: bold;" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="mailto:goawayjerk@gmail.com"&gt;goawayjerk@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; (I get a lot of guys who want my autograph)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I do not have a fax machine, as I've never been a big fan of technology.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Tell me more about yourself!  How long have you been in the business? Are you married?  I bet a wonderful man like you is married.  I'm not married.  It's hard to find a man who wants me for more than my body.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;In order to know who I am talking to, I'd like you to send me a picture of you holding a sign with our motto:  TRUST AND LOVE: Formidable force&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I can't wait to hear from you soon!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Love,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112247230710371513?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112247230710371513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112247230710371513' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112247230710371513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112247230710371513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/trust-and-love-formidable-force.html' title='TRUST AND LOVE: Formidable force'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112247183464873233</id><published>2005-07-27T09:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-27T09:43:54.656-04:00</updated><title type='text'>a reply to the adult movie star profile</title><content type='html'>Remember when I posed as an &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/break-from-linda.html"&gt;adult movie star&lt;/a&gt; to one of the spammers?  Well, he finally wrote me back!  He even sounds intelligent!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As you can tell, I am still taking a break from Linda. :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;My dear friend,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;I send you compliments and greetings and thank you for your email. I am glad to have received your email in an affirmative manner, and having received your email, I believe we would be able to work together to achieve success in this noble business proposal.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;My manner of approach may look unconventional since you do not know me before, but I am to believe that it is a divine arrangement and not just a mere coincidence. This may look very strange to you but a lot of successful business partnership today has meet in one unusual circumstance or the other. I am as skeptical as you are but standing on the principle of trust in business venture I will want to go ahead to deal with you in this business arrangement.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;My client has been an astute business guru and a notable political figure that absolutely prefers to be anonymous. Her interest in the areas I have mentioned in the first mail to you notwithstanding, you have the freedom of a choice of a possible area of venture that is lucrative enough with good returns&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;Note that these funds have been successfully moved out through a diplomatic courier to a security company in Europe to avoid any trace to her. You would be furnished with all relevant documents to proceed with the transaction once a mutual trust is established and we are very sure that you will be ready to further this transaction.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;We hereby ask you to use your vast expertise in sourcing and negotiating for the project or business venture that you consider most lucrative with high profit yielding potentials. We will be expecting a profitability ratio of at least 15% to 20%.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;To this end you will be required to make a feasibility study and write a proposal for our perusal and analysis which should be ready within a week. This proposal must dwell handsomely on the issue of return on investment marshalling out your modus operandi and also the administration of tax in your country as it will affect our returns.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;Let me use this avenue to inform you that, I will be in Europe most time for the period that this deal will subsist to ensure that everything goes well and will always be speaking to you. You can get back urgently so that we can discuss on how to clear the funds from the Security Company and make adequate arrangement for the banking of the funds in your country or where ever you consider safe while we put finishing touches on your business plan.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;Very importantly, we will enter into business agreement in the form of a memorandum of understanding.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;I will require the following details from you; your name, profession, location, telephone and fax as well as your private email contact&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;Thanks in anticipation of a favourable business partnership.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;Our motto shall be TRUST AND LOVE: Formidable force&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"&gt;Quazi Hossain&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112247183464873233?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112247183464873233/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112247183464873233' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112247183464873233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112247183464873233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/reply-to-adult-movie-star-profile.html' title='a reply to the adult movie star profile'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112203611730469231</id><published>2005-07-22T08:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-22T08:42:45.800-04:00</updated><title type='text'>she's back!</title><content type='html'>See, &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/break-from-linda.html"&gt;ignoring your spammer&lt;/a&gt; when they &lt;a href="http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/what-hey.html"&gt;refer to you as a liar&lt;/a&gt; is great!  They write you back!  I'll reply on Monday; it'll be nice to make her wait a few days, eh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Adrienne,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry for the late reply to your mail which I have read. I was sick for some day and I really thank God I am getting better now. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am happy to hear from your mail that the security company sent you a mail and you have also replied them too. Please I always pray that this our transaction will conclude very soon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AS soon as you hear from the security company, try and let me know what is the next position. I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you received this mail so that I will know what next to do. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wishing you a nice working day,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With love,&lt;br /&gt;Linda.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112203611730469231?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112203611730469231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112203611730469231' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112203611730469231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112203611730469231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/shes-back.html' title='she&apos;s back!'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112187100385048801</id><published>2005-07-20T10:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-20T10:50:03.860-04:00</updated><title type='text'>love to help</title><content type='html'>I guess my other two spammers are ignoring me.  How sad.  Here's a new one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;From the office of:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms. Adrienne Populi&lt;br /&gt;Managing Director/CEO Shiver's Bakeries&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Mr. Alaibo,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for your email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am very interested in your proposition as I am always looking for further investment opportunities. However unless you are able to come to meet with me in the USA then you will have to provide me with some guaranteed proof of identity before I am prepared to proceed any further. I am afraid that a passport or other ID will not be suitable as I know how easily such things are forged.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am sorry if I appear rude to you, this is not my intention, but when it comes to matters of serious business I do not have time for niceties. I am by nature a friendly and generous man, but where business is involved you will find me deliberate and serious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First a little information about myself and my company. My Name is Adrienne Populi and I have been working in this industry for nearly 25 years. My company is called Shiver's Bakeries and we produce high class and exclusive cakes and confectionery for sale through our 3rd party distributors worldwide. I own 5 manufacturing plants and presently our annual profits are around $8.4 million USA per year, and I employ just over 400 workers. In fact this year is a very special year for us as this is my business's 25th birthday. On August 24, 2005, my company celebrates 25 years in business.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To return to your proposition. As I have indicated, I am very interested in your proposition, but before I would be willing to proceed or give out any private information I will require that you are able to send be some definite proof of your identity on some manner that cannot be faked. As I have stated previously, a passport or other ID will not be acceptable, as we have previously had some dubious people contacting us to send us false information and passport details, so I am afraid that such identification cannot be accepted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am happy to help you financially in this respect if needed as being experience in business I do know that transfers of such large amounts of money may require substantial processing fees, but first you will have to prove your identity to me. I am afraid that without proof of your identity I will be unwilling to proceed. My terms above are absolutely non negotiable. I do apologise if this offends you but I have to be extremely careful when dealing with such large amounts of money and with people I have never met. I am a very wealthy man, and sadly some people try to take advantage of this fat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This identity request may seem a little strange, but are you able to bake or purchase a large cake of any description? As I have explained above, cake making is my company's speciality, and a indisputable way to prove your identity to me would be to send a photograph of yourself holding a cake. Perhaps you could decorate the cake with a pre-agreed password? This would serve well as identification as there is absolutely no way that anyone else would be able to duplicate this and also it would be something that is associated with my company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, I urge you to read the above carefully before replying to this email. I do not want to appear rude but being such a busy person I cannot afford to have my time wasted by people who do not read my emails correctly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you again for your email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms. Adrienne Populi&lt;br /&gt;Managing Director/CEO Shiver's Bakeries&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; ----Original Message Follows----&lt;br /&gt;&gt; From: "Timi Alaibo" &lt;tqm@akramliban.com&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Subject: Legitimate Offer&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2005 07:09:13 -0300&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; From the desk of:&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Timi Alaibo&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Niger Delta Development Commission&lt;br /&gt;&gt; 11 July, 2005&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Dear Sir,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Re: Confidential Business Transaction&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; I am Timi Alaibo, the present Executive Director Finance, Niger&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Delta Development Commission  of Federal Rebuplic of Nigeria.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Your dossier was obtained from Nigerian/International Chambers of&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Commerce in quest for a trustworthy individual/company for a&lt;br /&gt;&gt; confidential business transaction.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Since I was appointed a Executive Director in the above mentioned&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Commission, I have accumulated the total sum of US$55.5M&lt;br /&gt;&gt; (Fifty-five Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars&lt;br /&gt;&gt; only) from over-invoiced awarded contracts by the Commission,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; which is now deposited in a private account with a security&lt;br /&gt;&gt; company in Europe. Be informed that deposit details of Funds will&lt;br /&gt;&gt; be provided to you upon the confirmation of your preparedness,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; which you can as well verify online.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; However, Olusegun Obasanjo, the President of Nigeria has ordered&lt;br /&gt;&gt; an inquiry into corruption as a graft scandal engulfs his&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Government. Therefore, I am soliciting your assistance to lay&lt;br /&gt;&gt; claims to this funds deposited with the security Company and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; funds transferred to your account, pending my retirement in 2006.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; The reason for the above is that the code of conduct bureau in my&lt;br /&gt;&gt; country does not allow a civil servant to operate a foreign based&lt;br /&gt;&gt; account or own any large capital investment. Be reminded that an&lt;br /&gt;&gt; account with zero credit balance can serve the purpose of this&lt;br /&gt;&gt; transaction.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Furthermore, to show my preparedness to work with you, I have&lt;br /&gt;&gt; earmarked 25% of the total sum for you since you are providing&lt;br /&gt;&gt; the coverage for the funds; while the remaining 75% shall be for&lt;br /&gt;&gt; me since I shall bear the costs of all expenditures until the&lt;br /&gt;&gt; fund in question finally gets into your account.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Note, I have arranged with the Security company to transfer via&lt;br /&gt;&gt; wire or to deliver the funds to in cash through their Diplomatic&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Courier Service, this make it very simple and risk free legally&lt;br /&gt;&gt; or otherwise.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; For the security of this transaction, I want all communication&lt;br /&gt;&gt; regarding this transaction to be between you and my private&lt;br /&gt;&gt; attorney Barr. Timothy Collins Esq., who is currently in London,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; UK; and his contact numbers are as stated below:&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Tel.: + 44 704 40111 740&lt;br /&gt;&gt; eFAX: + 1 206 984 4760&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Email: tcollins@lawyer.com&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Facts about me and my commission are available at the commission&lt;br /&gt;&gt; webpage;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; http://www.nddconline.org/The_Board/photos.shtml&lt;br /&gt;&gt; http://www.nddconline.org/Speeches/messages/1.shtml&lt;br /&gt;&gt; Thank you for your anticipated cooperation while awaiting your&lt;br /&gt;&gt; urgent response.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Yours Faithfully,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&gt; Timi Alaibo&lt;br /&gt;&gt; NIGER DELTA DEVELOPMENT COMMISSION&lt;br /&gt;&gt; 167 ABA ROAD, PORT HARCOURT,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; NIGERIA.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112187100385048801?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112187100385048801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112187100385048801' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112187100385048801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112187100385048801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/love-to-help.html' title='love to help'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112178525475539851</id><published>2005-07-19T10:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-19T11:02:44.250-04:00</updated><title type='text'>break from linda</title><content type='html'>I'm taking a break from Drama Queen Linda. I received another letter in my email, and since this person has emailed me twice over the past weekend, I've decided to reply to them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Their email:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Compliments&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;I have been searching for a person whom we can jointly invest, Trust in and also solicit an honorable partnership with.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;I want to confirm that your contact information was got from a web email directory. I represent a client who is interested in investing in your country in areas related to agriculture or any business of your choice, to initiate a proper and structured relationship. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Please let me know what your response will be to an offer to receive investment funds in cash if;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;1. The said fund amounts to US$8,500,000 (Eight Million, Five hundred Thousand US Dollars).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;2. The said fund is in cash and needs to be transferred in the same state, due to some covert reasons.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;3. The fund could be invested through your agency in the purchase of facility and assets for investment purposes within your country, in collaboration with the agency of the current brokers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;4. This transaction will result in you being paid a commission of 10% off the investment capital.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;5. The fund owners desire absolute confidentiality and professionalism&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;in the handling of this matter, due to risks of seizure of the fund and litigation if personalities are revealed. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;The fund owners have interest to invest in any of the following industries, depending on which is most transparent, low risk, and average profit yielding: Power Generation, Telecommunication and Software Development, Film Production, Hardware Manufacturing and Export, Medicine, Construction or Real-Estate Development.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Based upon the information provided above, I would like to know if you shall be able to assist in the nature of managing the investment fund. You must note that the fund can only be transferred in cash, therefore if you are in acceptance to participate with us in the investment of the fund, you shall also need to participate with us in the transfer of the fund in cash in the manner of receiving the fund in cash and depositing it in a Trusted account opened in favour of the investment to be established.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;And this account would serve as the base or operating account for the investment. I am obliged to believe that you would be able to understand the information above, and should you need further information, please do not hesitate to ask.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Kindly confirm receipt of this email by sending all correspondence to: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="mailto:quazihossain60@netscape.net"&gt;quazihossain60@netscape.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely, Quazi Hossain  (Esq)&lt;br /&gt;Tel:+871 763 591 465&lt;br /&gt;Fax:+871 763 591 466&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My email:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello!  Thank you for the compliments.  I love compliments.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I'm surprised you found me through a web directory.  I don't own a telephone!  That's funny!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I'm an adult movie star and I get bored from time to time.  Your business proposal sounds interesting.  Please tell me more!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112178525475539851?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112178525475539851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112178525475539851' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112178525475539851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112178525475539851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/break-from-linda.html' title='break from linda'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112172290099031826</id><published>2005-07-18T17:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-18T17:41:40.990-04:00</updated><title type='text'>what the hey?</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Linda,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;They sent me one email saying they needed documentation, which I replied to, and they have not replied to my own email.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I don't appreciate being treated this way.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112172290099031826?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112172290099031826/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112172290099031826' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112172290099031826'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112172290099031826'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/what-hey.html' title='what the hey?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112172286461809661</id><published>2005-07-18T17:40:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-18T17:41:04.623-04:00</updated><title type='text'>she is calling me a liar?</title><content type='html'>Dear Adrienne p,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good evening.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why are you sounding like these? Now you want to tell me that because that I am not a member of yourchurch you are not goiung to assist me. Remember that I told you inmy mail before that after our business transaction I will join yourministry . Anyway, that is upto you.I will wait for your response.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember that I have contacted the security company in Spain andthey told me on phone that they have replied your mail since now Idon't really know who is fooling who? I am waiting for your urgentresponse soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a good night,Linda.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112172286461809661?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112172286461809661/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112172286461809661' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112172286461809661'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112172286461809661'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/she-is-calling-me-liar.html' title='she is calling me a liar?'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14245439.post-112169539610320071</id><published>2005-07-18T10:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-18T10:03:16.106-04:00</updated><title type='text'>calling her out</title><content type='html'>Let's see what she does when I tell her that we can no longer correspond.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Hello Linda,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;You misread my email.  I said that the Security Company has not &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;replied to my email.  I sent them an email on Thursday and they have &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;not replied.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;It is misunderstandings like this that make me hesitant to continue &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;this any further than we have.  A Security Company should reply to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;business emails as soon as they get them, which leads me to doubt that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;this is an actual company. It's been several days and they have &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;ignored my email.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Besides which, you are still not a member of my church, so I will not&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;be able to help you out financially.  I do not believe that you are &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;truly being honest with me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Because of the aforementioned problems, I am going to have to end our &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;correspondence.  I wish you well in your future endeavors.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Rev. Adrienne Populi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14245439-112169539610320071?l=goawayjerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/feeds/112169539610320071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14245439&amp;postID=112169539610320071' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112169539610320071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14245439/posts/default/112169539610320071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://goawayjerk.blogspot.com/2005/07/calling-her-out.html' title='calling her out'/><author><name>go away jerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556739976897093927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/leanasidhe/icons/email.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
